Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Harvey Walden's Teeth

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Do any of you watch Celebrity Fit Club? I'll admit that I started watching the latest season when I heard Sebastian Bach was going to be on it. Sebastian is rather entertaining and all, but I think I keep watching the show because of Harvey Walden's teeth. For some reason I am MESMERIZED by Harvey's teeth. I just can't stop staring at his mouth wondering what his teeth will do next.

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Sorry the pictures are so crappy, but I'm hoping you get the idea.

If you want to see Harvey and his teeth in action, check out this clip.

Note: Lately I am obsessed with teeth. A couple of weeks ago I had to pay $285 for a teeth cleaning and x-rays. YAY. Next week I get to pay $500 to have the dentist replace some 25 year old silver fillings with porcelain. GREAT. And my dentist was practically rubbing his hands together when he rattled off his master plan to give me the perfect smile....which would cost me another $2500. HUGE GROAN.

For more of my posts about teeth, click here, here, and here. :)


59 comments:

Bitsy said...

dentists suck balls. I didnt ask for teeth making them fine should be freeeeeeeee.
My dentist sees me coming and rings his wife and says "darling... shes here! book the cruise! book the cruise!"

WendyB said...

I like ogling teeth too.

Christiejolu said...

He does have impressive teeth! I hate the dentist!

diane said...

I'm still laughing at Bitsy's comment.

That guy sure does have some white teeth. They have a life of their own.

I haven't gone to the dentist in years. I floss, and gargle with peroxide every night. My teeth are white as can be, and no problems. Hmmmm, I wonder why dentists don't tell you about peroxide?

freeteyme said...

I don't like dentists but my dentist for the past couple of years is sooo cute that going there somehow eases the thought of him being a dentist! lol

Big Red said...

"WAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I COULDN'T SAVE KEVINNNNNNN!!! WWWAAAHHHHHH!!!"

bananas. said...

Whoa whoa whoa!!! His teeth are about to jump off the screen. And they're so white...shit, now i'm mesmerized.

I hate dentists. Its ridiculous how much it costs to make teeth beautiful. I'm looking to get mine whitened professionally but i'm afraid to ask.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

His teeth are similar to Ru Paul's!
My friend paid close to $10,000. Told him he could have flown to Bangkok to have it done & have spare change to relax at the sea resort & spa!!!

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Alisa said...

I love good teeth! It makes all the difference!

Yes, Dentists are bad, but orthodontists, now that's robbery. I have two kids in braces and I'm going to need to get a loan to pay for that! It's like buying a new car!

Down and Out Chic said...

ugh a hate the dentist and boy does harvey have some big WHITE chompers. they are kind of mesmerizing.

Iva said...

WOW TEETH!! Seriously though, good teeth are always fabulous. I've been looking at teeth so much more closely lately too!! Dentists are crazy pricey 'HUGE GROAN' is right! I bet he'll make your smile PRICELESS though!! ;) you are amazing drollgirl!! fabulous post! (And I dont think the pictures turned out crappy at all!!) Have a lovely day!!

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

If somebody has snaggle teeth I'm positively mesmerized. I cannot turn away, unless someone passes by wearing an eye patch...them, I follow ;)

TERI REES WANG said...

..."I'm gonna Eat you for breakfast"!

♥Aubrey said...

I am OBSESSED with teeth. They have to be straight, white & clean. Haha...i should be a hygienist :)-

Tracie said...

I was staring at my teeth in the mirror this morning. All of a sudden they are a little crooked again. And they used to be perfectly straight (after years of orthodontia).

I found myself thinking about getting braces again. Because if I have to spend my birthday/anniversary in a hotel room in Williamsburg with my MIL and kids, I might as well be sporting braces, too.

Karls said...

Wow! They are some teeth! Put my 'yellow coffee and cigarette stained haven't seen a dentist in 16 years' chompers to shame! You've inspired me to bite the bullet, so to speak, and make a booking. Right after I book in my even more overdue pap smear!

Caroline said...

Over the past 10 years I have had all my silver replaced with porcelain...friggen good times! All I can think is...crap this guy has some super white teeth. I think I will put my whitening strips on today...sheesh!

anotherfishinthesea said...

ha first lil wayne now this guy.

i have a spot on my tooth and have to go the dentist thursday... SO NOT EXCITED. I have only had one cavity ever and I am seriously mortified.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Goodness, they are radiant! I'm so envious! I too recently got slightly obsessed with teeth (and had to spend an arm and a leg on them last year), but don't do so much whitening anymore because I read the ingredients are cancerogenic.

Phoenix said...

I have teeth nightmares. ::shudder::

This guy has nice teeth...but his grin looks a tad maniacal. Yikes. Not sure I'd want him to be my drill instructor.

Christina In Wonderland said...

Dental obsession FTW!

I swear, he looks like the cop that pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. I'm scared...

Kitty Stampede said...

they must be veneers...man, sometimes they look identical to chiclets! i have a few silver filings that i prob will have to get rid of someday too...apparently they are sooo bad for you. i hate the dentist...i really hate someone digging away in my mouth that CLOSE to my face with really bright lights and tubes and stuff....arrgghhh...

trishie said...

He does have good teeth..ha!

Nice Girl said...

When I got a HD TV, those teeth scared the shit out of me!
I had some silver filling replaced last year, hurt my wallet, but glad I did it anyway. Sucks girl!

adrienzgirl said...

That man loves to show his teeth! WOWZERS!

E said...

There is no way those teeth are real. No. Way. I just had to go to the dentist today. Hoping to avoid future visits.

Kellie said...

His teeth are perfect. But like almost TOO perfect.

And $2500? Yikes. That could buy a lot of shoes and purses and clothes... :)

Char said...

yikes! for that much they better be gorgeous

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

i'd love to see your set of teeth. i don't mean it in a sick way at all. i know i should have work done on my set. one of the 2 front teeth has a permanent shadow. i wore braces on the upper and took them off before the teeth were completely positioned well. the 2 front teeth are kinda jagged on the bottom. i think i cannot afford to have a perfect smile :(

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

Booo! I felt a tiny pain in the back of my mouth (wisdom tooth maybe but I had them out years ago). I dread any potential bills. I can't even tell you how much it sucks not having health care here. I wasn't even a freaking citizen in London and had FREE health care (well dentists cost money because they just love to rake in the dough wherever they are).

Style Porn said...

This is the most amazing blog post I have ever seen. They ARE impressive teeth, if for no other reason than they are larger and whiter than real teeth could ever be. He looks like Hilary Duff.

Gabby said...

Wow...those are some teeth! Blinding. I hate dentists - well, that's not true. I just hate pain, paying mega bills, etc. :)

ana b. said...

Hmmmm. It's just normal, pearly white Movie star teeth BUT I think it is so mesmerising paired with his HAT. What an oddly shaped hat. And it sits so high up on his head.

Cheryl said...

My brother told me that yearly dental x-rays are completely unnecessary and are only a way for dentists to make more money. Then again if you are getting major work done is probably good idea. Still, $285?!!! That's a lot just for a cleaning and x-rays.

Bitsy said...

Diane... Do you really gargle peroxide? Is that a normal thing to do? What like hair peroxide? Won't you die? I have never heard of that. We get listerine. I think thats as hardcore as I have ever gone.

perfectionishuman said...

SEBASTIAN BACH!!!! His character was my fave in Gilmore Girls :)

sealaura said...

i hear you on the dental bills, both B and I hate going cuz of the money not so much the pain. I am watching this fit club, bobby brown is crazy!!!i am hoping it will motivate me to workout so far... no gym!!

Kristin said...

I want Lumineers so badly it hurts. Alas, I think my kid will want to go to college.

Alicia said...

wow...those are pretty impressive actually! and dude, i HATE going to the dentist. it kills me to pay so much money!! but...it must be done! happy hump day yo!

~KS said...

Both of my friend's parents are dentists... she has perfect teeth and they have lots of money. Not sure what that has to do with anything... except that you would probably have a perfect smile after spending $2500 and your dentist would be loaded.

Elle said...

Ooo those teeth aren't quite mesmerising! And it's nice to know I'm not the only one who's become slightly dental-obsessed recently. I'm going to spend £500 shortly on whitening and replacing fillings, am even considering braces on the bottom teeth. Don't mind going to the dentist though, just don't like the bills ;)

Ela said...

Pearly whites sure do cost a lot. Boo.

I think everyone should be entitled to perfect, white, straight teeth. Free of charge.

p.s. I love that you told off your surgeon for that wisdom teeth job :)

p.p.s. Is it weird that you told me to look at his teeth but all I can't stop staring at his nose?

Farah said...

His teeth are really really REALLY white! I cant stop looking at it!

Georgina said...

I accidentally misread your post title and thought it said Harvey's Wooden Teeth. Same-diff I suppose.- G

Yelena R. said...

I feel your pain...not in the financial sense, but in the going to the dentist sense

hope505 said...

I have sort of a fetish for guys with slightly imperfect teeth *heehee!* crooked, a space between, etc...this dude Harvey has the teeth of...I dunno...a deity! or something! *haha!* SO freekin' white!! chomp!!

Asylum Dolly said...

Those are some lively teeth! I wish mine were that white....I HATE going to the dentist! Why is it so fucking expensive?
I'm having a bit of a giggle at hope505's comment, as i used to always find myself weirdly attracted to guys with imperfect teeth too :)

kathleen said...

Ok, this is terrifying. Truly. I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks.

:)

Sam said...

Awww...sorry to hear that a dentist has signed you up like that! I'm very naughty - I very very rarely go to the dentist having endured so much awfulness as a child in the mouth department.

This guy is a bit of a worry!

Jennifer DeDonato said...

Those are quite the chompers!

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drawing tablet said...

Can you imagine those in 3D? Would be more scarry than Jaws. But seriously, wow, I wonder if they're real.

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Jeffrey said...

Wow. He does have a perfect set of pearly white teeth. I would need to contact my trusty Greenville, SC dentist for a dental cleaning and have a white set of teeth like him. I guess it would be nice to have good teeth. I wish I have taken care of them sooner. Hopefully, though, after my visit to the Greenville, SC dentists, I will have a shot at having the perfect white teeth.

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Hertha Gearin said...

Aw, Harvey has got an impressive smile with his set of pearly white teeth. I wonder how much he spent for that. LOL.