Monday, February 1, 2010

Rick James

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A couple of weeks ago I put my pic and a lame profile on an on-line dating website. I am not really wanting to date, but I figured I might as well start sifting through the riff-raff and see what happens. So far, mostly weirdos have expressed interest. One guy seemed semi-ok for a bit, so we were emailing back and forth. The other night I was thinking about his name and knew there was something that was slightly strange about it. And then it hit me. His name is one letter away from being RICK JAMES. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh that name must just be hell to deal with!



Speaking of Rick James, come back Dave Chappelle!!! PLEASE! We miss you! Life is way better when we get to watch you!


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55 comments:

Candice said...

I want boobs like that. . .

Jesus christ on a pogo stick!

Iva said...

one letter you say huh?!!? teehee I'm thinking I know what it is. I'm so immature when I hear that name lol. Whats with this picture?! BLEH.

Any man would be seriously lucky to call you his lady! I hope you had a great weekend! Happy Monday!!

and YES PLEASE come back Dave Chappelle!!

Alisa said...

I love those Chappelle videos, so funny! I need to pass these on to my sister! Ha ha ha! We loved Rick James!

Pretty Little World said...

I miss Dave Chappelle too!! Where has he been lately??

When the Chappelle Show was on, did you hear about the local politician down south who's name was Rick James? Apparently people kept stealing his signs because RJ was so popular from Chappelle!

Love it.

Char said...

i watched 'you've got mail' last night and thought about chappelle...i guess he's smokin' weed and enjoying life.

i do miss him.

Brown Girl said...

Ha, that's fun. Chappelle cracks my shit up, M is a big fan.

Caroline said...

LOL...Rich James! Haven't though of him since the 80's! That first photo is really....something...

TERI REES WANG said...

Damn!..
Can't help it, I do love that crack head!

30 dates + 30 days = satisfaction

Mi Vida Bonita said...

Hahaa Love Rick James....Chapelle show was AWESOME!

Elizabeth Marie said...

Riff Raff, ugh!
Whoever locks you down is a lucky man!!

Christiejolu said...

LMAO! That first pic blinded me for a second! LOL!

diane said...

Rick James was definitely all about sex, in a kind of sleazy but musically groovy way. Nice turn into a tribute to Dave Chappelle. His show was the bomb.

The Cottage Cheese said...

I miss Chappelle too, no one comes even close to his brand of comedy! Speaking of unfortunate names, I shipped something to a guy with the last name "Penix" today. Can you imagine a growing up with a last name like that? I'll bet other kids were merciless. He's married too. I think I would have kept my maiden name if I were that chick. They should name their kid Vageen.

Bathwater said...

Online dating is just fodder for blogging.

Heather said...

I saw saggy boobs and laughed so hard I tooted. Then I turned bright red even though I'm the only one in here. Thanks for that!

Eva Internazionale said...

"I'm Rick James, bitch." I'll never forget this. :D

Chessa! said...

Rick James, Bitch! lol
:)

bananas. said...

Bah! I was scrolling down your post on reader and had to stop when i saw nipple. So not work appropriate.

I'll be back later :)

Raina Cox said...

Ladies, support garments are our friends!

Also, I met my Hubz via an online dating site. You never know...

Diana said...

so is that one letter a deal breaker?? LOL!!

Melanie's Randomness said...

I personally know a guy named Rick Joseph James. I swear. I made him show me his driver's license because I didn't believe him. I'm not sure if he was a Super Freak but I'm glad I never found out!! That first picture is scary, I'm sorry to say. Good luck with the one letter difference guy!!

Christina In Wonderland said...

Your posts never cease to amaze, disturb, and entertain me to the very depths of my unnatural being.

You are a super freak, my dear. Congrats. :)

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

Peter File

Diane said...

that first pic.... LOL!! omg it just slays me!!!!!!! gah-ross!!! lol

Asylum Dolly said...

hahahaha! He's a superfreak. I can't help but like that song I must admit!
Woah, that photo is really something! WTF is the chick on the left doing?? She looks like she's trying to shit :S
Yep, Dave Chappelle is pretty funny :)
Good luck with the almost superfreak m'lady ;) I'm in agreement with those other commenters- you are an awesome gal, and you'll make some guy out there very happy someday :) MmmWah!
We loves ya, drollski!

anotherfishinthesea said...

hahah that first picture is ridiculous!
And I miss Mr. Chapelle quite a bit myself.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

'Habitually steps over the line...' LOL!!!!
Oh man, I miss Chappelle too.
Anyway, online dating can be productive. I went out with a professional inline skater (meaning: unemployed moocher who'll get skin cancer from too much time in the tanning booth). How else would I have met such a loser? Only online can you hook up with someone who leads you to believe that they're a professor at a local university only to later discover that they're custodian there. Not that I'm some elitist, just that I don't like being lied to...especially when said custodian gets fired for being drunk on the job and feeding lab monkeys rum soaked marachino cherries.
On a happy note, I met MK online :D

Brooke said...

That first picture....Hahaha, I have no words.

Kristin said...

Dude, seriously. Why did he walk away? That show was so freaking good!

...love Maegan said...

baha ha ha ba ha ha ha!!! I'm Rick James Bitch.


Oh Dave Chappelle, I miss you so.

Darkness!

~KS said...

Holy baby Jesus...
There is not a bone in my body that has any desire to date, and yet... I know at some point I am going to have to give in and do the online dating thing. Ugh. But I would probably steer clear from any close-to-Rick-James dudes. Goo!!

Tracie said...

Here's some good news for you. One of my blogging friends met her husband through Match.com (or some similar site). She told me that she knows lots of couples who met that way. Keep trying. You never know.

Clorivak said...

Weeeeeeehooohooohoo...oh I FREAKING LOVE Chapelle`s Rick James impression. Dang. And that photo is freaking disgustingly fabulous.

Clorivak said...

Oh and I know some people that met amazing people through online sites that they would not of met otherwise...it`s the times we live in. Plus you can take your time and weed out all the weirdos and really get to know the person before you actually meet..but be careful sweets!

Savvy Gal said...

LOL... first pic is funny. Just take your time with online guys. My friends have good experiences.

bunny, The Paris House Designs said...

Good luck with your on line dating adventures , hey you never know!!! You are gonna be way too cool for most of the assholes out there.
fun post...still like to hear that song at about 2am after many drinks :)

Elle said...

LOL! Superfreak is fantastic, am listening to it right now actually. Good luck with the dating!

(I just discovered your blog and am so glad I did!)

Gabby said...

I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, I was having too much fun. Ahhaha I miss Dave Chappelle!

I bet that poor guy deals with Rick James comments all day long!

bananas. said...

i'm baaaaack! and so glad i did. so online datings still? good for you. i say stick with rick james just for amusement purposes. you just never know...you could be screaming that name later. ha! JUST SAYIN!!!

k enough. sorry.

i miss chapelle too. his show was THEE BEST! i think i peed my pants several times watching him. remember the black klu klux klan?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! how do you think of that?! seriously the man is a comedic genius!

Girl Japan: April Marie said...

she's a super freak... haha lol

kathleen said...

Love this post! What I really want to say is good for you for putting yourself out there. I know how hard it is, but it's a sign that you know you deserve great things. Hooray!

the spectator said...

Someone needs to put her bra back on!

Andhari said...

Rick James cracks me up. Is he sleazy too?:p

blueviolet said...

Thankfully there's only one Rick James so your one letter off man HAS to better than that.

I hope you find a worthy candidate in your search!

Sher said...

I lived through the Rick James era lol!

I'm happy you're taking the risk of putting yourself out there again. And you have the upper hand, you get to pick and choose ;D

WendyB said...

That first picture is superb! I feel like I should say, "Superb, bitch!" in honor of D.C.

Heather Taylor said...

WTF with the first photo? Damn...
I miss Dave Chappelle! Sometimes they replay the show on Comedy Central. I pretty much drop everything I'm doing to watch the old episodes again.

Karls said...

I once hooked up with this dude and all he said through out the night was 'say you love it!' 'say you love it'... Was quite off putting - I'd end up saying 'yeah, yeah, I fucking love it' in a monotone bored shitless voice.

At least you'd be yelling out (enthusiastically) 'You're Rick James bitch, you're Rick James'

creative kerfuffle said...

rick james is nasty but super freak is a great horrible song : ) i'm not sure if the fact that the guy's name is one letter away from rick's is a good thing or a bad thing : )

adrienzgirl said...

I always loved Super Freak.

But Rick James was one seriously disturbed individual.

Layla said...

OMG! I hope you didn't post the photos above to the dating site?!
:)

Or that they haven't??

/I admit, mostly very weird people out there, or too normal - which is kinda weird again, no??/

Hanako66 said...

hahahahahahaaaa that would have been awful to grow up with!

hope505 said...

~ *ugh!* ~ and hahaha @ Rick James...I just finished a dumb round of 'online dating' and I didn't like the dude's name at first...sure enough, it was the suck. (bad experience)

Intuition, man. maybe he's a supa-freak! supa-freakkayy, yow!
* ; )

me melodia said...

ah fucking masing.

miami luxury hotels said...

God, I knew the Super Freak song but I had no idea who sang it. This guy is hilarious! I love it! Hahahaha!!!