Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Hot or Not?

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73 comments:

Trixie said...

So I have to say no. He just looks like- I don't know. He just doesn't work for me. He's too, I want to say feminine. Maybe I mean obvious? Too sculpted? Gay?

morgan said...

Is that Madonna's man? Hot? I say yes. Yes! Yes! Oh, God, Yes!

I do like me some brown boys...

KLaw said...

HOT, with the exception of the fact that he's sticking his wang in Madonna. THAT is not hot.

bananas. said...

Ewwww....gross! No thank you! He's not ugly but he's totally greasy and cheesy for me. He looks like he would take 3 hours to get ready and thats after he's finished shaving his entire body. Does he have a thick spanish accent too? Because thats even worse....

Kirsty said...

Oh GOD no. He looks like he's bouncing up and down on some guy's dick in the second photo (and loving it)(not that there's anything wrong with that!)and WOAH that can NOT be his genuine junk. If it is, no WONDER he never wears normal clothes!

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

He comes off as full of himself, ya know? That's a Not Hot trait.

Cafe Fashionista said...

He has pretty eyes, and I like the second picture and the second to last picture; but, overall, I'm not sure if I think he's hot. Kind of cute is the extent of it for me. Just know that I am the pickiest person ever when it comes to boys, so you may not want to listen to my opinion!! :)

Alisa said...

Wow, Madonna, way to go.

Body hot! But there is something there that doesn't attract me. Not sure what it is.

Adele said...

erm i have to admit that when i saw the first image, i had to close my eyes. a prude i am! but erm, no thank you (;

sallymandy said...

Hmm. In a pinch, I'd say yes!

SabinePsynopsis said...

He might not have the highest IQ, but hell, yes, he's hot!

Iva said...

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! BLEH.

Pretty Little World said...

Not so much.

Tia said...

gross!
He looks totally skeevy, and I'm thoroughly grossed out by the fact that he's bangin Madonna.

Kellie said...

Hot damn! Yes! Sexy!

Vivienne said...

Several words come to mind:
cheesy
skeevy
creepy
douche-y
and, NOT.

Pretty eyes, but everything else seems synthetic and almost a parody of Latin Lovers...

Summer said...

Um...he has his moments.

Other moments, ew.

Down and Out Chic said...

yeah, i don't know. i think i'm with summer, he has his moments. he's a little too beefed up for my liking i think.

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

Yes but there is something like his greasy hair or the too obvious smoldering looks that he has to change.

Charlotte said...

He floats my boat. Except for that pic of him in the Mickey Mouse ears, WTF?!

JenRem said...

NOT. He is totally a butt-his-face type of guy in my book. He abs though-- I DIE. Love the body, not so much the head. Wow, that's mean. I just slapped my hand for saying that :)

adrienzgirl said...

He is a strange one. He looks too I don't know. Androgynous maybe? Not sure. I can't put my finger on it.

He's not NOT. But not sure he's Hot.

diane said...

I was like YEAH right up until the creepy "BOY" shot.

sealaura said...

in some of the shots, yes but in others not! definitely has nice eyes. if he just stayed looking like the grey wet shot then ok, but the mickey look etc, no thanks.

Farah said...

OMG....NOT!!!!! totally NOT! and I find him quite revolting! sorrryyyyyy!!!

...love Maegan said...

ahahahahahh some hot ...some SO GAY.

Melanie's Randomness said...

His eyes make him gorgeous but for some reason I think he would sound like he swallowed a squicky toy if he spoke and ruin it. hehe.

Morgan said...

Nope. Doesn't do anything for me.

Christiejolu said...

Great eyes, hot body but it ends there for me. Something not right with him.

Diane said...

ewwww.

TERI REES WANG said...

my knees hit the floor, fast...

"Jesus is the Light".

That just might be the ticket to get our secretary spreads to warm those Sunday pews!

Salt said...

Isn't that Madonna's boytoy? He does nothing whatsoever for me.

frenchie said...

not at all! there's something...like he's really dumb! i don't know. something just isn't right.

Phoenix said...

No, no, and more no.

But thanks for the laughs! ;)

blueviolet said...

I say no with the exception of that 3rd picture. Yow!!!

The Cherry Blog said...

totally hot.

if I were a man.

and gay.

xx

pearls said...

He's hot in the "I want a HOT new gay boyfriend" kind of way.

Karls said...

He might be hot... if I were a gay man!

freeteyme said...

nah... he kinda looks like Michael Jackson in his younger years in a couple of the pictures.

Bexpress yourself said...

Depends on the picture! Hot in some. Gross in others.

Char said...

he's beautiful for sure...but not hot

chloe said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!! the only thing worse than these photos was the pics of him and madonna pda-ing in a club in brazil (or somewhere), ewwww grandma!!...
but generally, he just looks creepy! im rarely this passionate about the 'nots' but, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
...and wouldn't it be super-scary if that last photo was, like, REAL!???

Diana said...

No me gusta!!

Kitty Stampede said...

in a fake kind of way.
that mickey mouse photo with the lipstick gives me the heebeegeebees.
and WTF is with the studded pants...gaggus.
I think he's Madonna's man/boy slave.

L. said...

He is so greasy looking!! Makes me want to shower and NOT use the vibrating showerhead. Admittedly he does look good in the Jesus Te Ama photo, but not good enough. He also doesn't look very smart and that is a huge turnoff

Cheryl said...

I have to agree with all the no's. If I saw him here in SF I'd probably assume he was gay. Or spends way too much time on his appearance. Then again if he wanted to be my man/boy slave...might not say no...

Cassie Wallace said...

Meh! Not!

josie(bean) said...

ew. good body, banging body actually, still does not make up for that face and cocky attitude! and those studded jeans are simply unforgivable....

have a great rest of your week lady! :)

Annie said...

IMO, creeper!!!
he has a nice body but his eyes are scary or something...i don't even know exactly ;)

hope you are having a great week!!!

WendyB said...

Nice body.

Georgina said...

Yeah, um , I'd have to say NO!

Come by my place today and pick out a prize just for you! - G

Claire Kiefer said...

I can't decide if he's hot or not because I'm too (lustfully) distracted by the underwear pic. So yes, I guess my answer is yes.

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Brown Girl said...

No thanks. He's too pretty for me.

Kaz said...

Jesus?

Lordy!

No

No way

Never

Ever

Caroline said...

Ohhh...I want to say yes...but I can't. There is something just not right...can't put my finger on it either. Cuz I really love dark and handsome...

Asylum Dolly said...

On a purely superficial level, he has nice eyes, and when he hasn't had a shave he looks kinda hot. But in most of these pics he just looks a little too vain and effeminate...?maybe? Like he would spend longer than me to get ready to go out..? I have seen one photo of him where he looks downright dirty fuckable..but none since....I'm undecided! I think the fact that he's bangin maddonna makes me suspect he's actually gay. He is certainly more feminine looking than her. Not that that's too difficult....

Heather Taylor said...

Ugh, no. His eyes, his body, ehh, not doing it for me. Too much effort.

Alicia said...

BLECH.....nay nay...no thank you. he looks too feminine for my tastes... and just kinda greasy and dirty... pass.

Jill said...

Sadly, I have to say...so fucking hot!! He reminds me of my high school boyfriend...YUM! I can't believe I just typed YUM!

erin@designcrisis said...

Too girly and manicured.

Savvy Gal said...

He is good looking but in a girlie sort of way.

ticklishfromadistance said...

If we stopped at the first image, yes. After that the cheez starts to whiz.

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

Kind of a "girlie" hot as mentioned before but definitely NOT hot in those studded ass jeans...Is he stupid?!?

L.A. Daze said...

Hmm...in some pictures he looks gorgeous, in others he looks fugly. He has nice eyes though.

Mrsblogalot said...

Yes. Yes. and did I mention yes?

Christina In Wonderland said...

I'm sorry, going to have to say no on this one. Just... no.

Layla said...

lol!! (for the comments too!!)

He's hot in some pics (1st three) and horrible in some others - and 'definitely no' in some latest ones!

So it makes one wonder, which reflect his true being...? :)

eww about the underwear and mickey mouse pics & the last!!

Then again, I look horrible in most pictures too, does it make me an alien??

It's fun to see such different opinions...

If he wants to be Madonna's toy boy.. Well, it's their business.. I think Madonna might need someone like my Dad to 'sort her' - I doubt these young boys dare to give her a piece of their mind when she might need some!!

victoria.renee said...

nice body, but anyone who sleeps with kabbalah madonna is weird in my book.

Andhari said...

Yes but it can be tricky with male models. if the poses are manly, they're hot but I often find the shoots demanded them to look super gay, even when they're not. You know with the lipstick and the shiny stuff. Ugh.

Chessa! said...

i really want to say hot but something about him is dirty to me...and not like a hot dirty but like a groww, ew, filthy in a bad way dirty. want to know how I really feel? lol

Fancy! New Zealand Design Blog said...

ahahahahahahahaaa! Check out those EXTREME bedazzled studded jeans teamed with faux Devil horns!! I am so WET and HOT right now.

(and by wet and hot, I mean wet from laughing so hard a little bit of pee came out...)

perfectionishuman said...

OH DEAR GOD NO. I don't see the attraction here at all :/