Friday, March 26, 2010

Indecent Proposal

Joel Kyack: The Sixth Day
Joel Kyack, The Sixth Day. Available for purchase here.


This week the ass clowns at Google notified me that they were yanking ads off of my blog because I have "adult" or "mature" content. They sent me the email below that warned me of content deemed "unacceptable".

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Y-A-W-N. Of all the content that is on the internet, is my blog REALLY THAT SCANDALOUS? Nope. It isn't. A few butt shots really aren't that shocking, are they? Whatever, Google. WHATEVER. And consider the picture above my tribute to you and your ad service that has earned me less than $34 in a year. Suck it. Or fuck it. Or jam your hand up it.

Anyass, happy Friday to the rest of ya! :)

52 comments:

uglygirl said...

"Foot fetish content"? How precious.

Jill said...

Suck it or fuck it or jam your hand up it! OMG...this is going to be my new mantra! You are too fuckingly funny, Chica!!

...love Maegan said...

ahahahahahaha the last sentence .awejflaksdjfl;kasdjfl;kajsdfl .. . dying.

bananas. said...

OMFG!

Fuck google ads! They suck anyway. $34 a year?! Uhhh not even worth it.

You're so money, drollgirl...you don't need no stinkin crappola ads.

Have a killer weekend!

Chessa! said...

oh drollgirl...this is why I heart you. one of the reasons anyway. I've said it before, I'd love to look at your google searches to see how you find these things...but it seems like you might be binging it or yahooing it these days. :) happy friday, love.

Raina Cox said...

Google is a prissy schoolmarm who looks on jealously as the pretty girls leave each Friday afternoon giddily discussing weekend plans with their football hero boyfriends.

Kitty Stampede said...

WHAT???!? Omigawd!! That is hilarious/so retarted!! Makes for an interesting story, I suppose.
I can't believe how little money you make off those rich internet nazis anyways...I flip Google the double bird!!
Have an Awesome Weekend!

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

OR JAM YOUR HAND UP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMBAO!

You should send that response directly to them! LOL

Iva said...

OMG!!!! DROLLGIRL!!!!!!! I heart you to infinity. ahhahahahahhhahhahh HILARIOUS. can't.stop.laughing.

Tia said...

bahahahahahahahaha!!! I just tinkled a little!! That is hi-fucking-larious!! Jam your hand up it??? Im dying right now!!!
To echo bananas: your so money and you don't even know it!

Have a great weekend, you funny little tart you!

Caroline said...

Good Lord...when did google become the moral police? I have been on sites with ad sense and have seen far far worse than big butts!

JennyMac said...

or jam your hand up it????? HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I have heard of the other too but you just wrote hysterical poetry my friend.

Alisa said...

Better off without them. We love you!

Vinda Sonata said...

you have a rad blog!!. don't care about the google ads. they can be very annoying sometimes. i agree ;)

Haute World said...

Ha! That's one great pic to capture the spirit! I know it's probably not Google themselves, but their sponsors who would have issues with 'mature content' or whatever, but I still find it highly ironic that they're making such a fuss about a few butt shots, considering they're all for 'unfiltered content' and 'non-censorship', which are some of the reasons they've pulled out of China completely. Yet they themselves discriminate against certain blogs? How hypocritical.

Anyways, you're better off without them. I've never heard of anyone making decent money off their ads. Have a great weekend!

Alicia said...

ahhahahaa! that picture is priceless!!! and dude...for $34 bucks a year...screw them. you're perfect just the way you are! foot fetishes and all!

Gina said...

Eff em! I look forward to your blog posts the most on my reader! You're way cool for em anyways!

josie(bean) said...

hahahahahha i love you!!! youre so funny, and the pictures you choose to display on your blog are always so choice, google should be thanking you for proving the world such quality entertainment!

keep doin' yo thang, and have a fabulous weekend lady :)

Char said...

all the more reason i like to remain ad free - i don't want anyone telling me what to do - i have enough of that at work.

Salt said...

But...I love the butt book. Google just doesn't know awesome when they see it.

Bathwater said...

What you made $34 in a year. Who's hand is where?

There are other pay to blog services out there.

Cafe Fashionista said...

Okay so that e-mail from Google AdSense or whatever is priceless! They think you're inappropriate?! Haha! So not!! :)

Missy said...

This is just crazy!

Savvy Gal said...

I don't think there is anything wrong with your content....

Anonymous said...

Your blog is actually pretty fcking rad itself.

- ZooBorns

Jason laucht said...

that is one cute header u got up there! lol

thx for dropping by on my blog

xoxo

LENORENEVERMORE said...

at least you've made $34...I earn 0 cent!! What did you buy J??!

Mrsblogalot said...

Jam your hand up it......I freaken love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sherri said...

wow. I can't top Raina's comment. but I'll just say this. fuck a damn google.

frenchie said...

i bet the guy who sent you that email has secretly become a follower cuz he actually loved your blog...

Lynn said...

Keep it coming, Girl and we'll take up a collection and send you the $34!!!

Cheryl said...

Most awesome. Like being given ten hail mary's to do from the official church of the internet.

Never give in!

Andhari said...

I love your content! Google sucks.

Tiffany said...

hahahah, I love your blog and google can suck it. How on earth did you find that drawing, it is so disturbing but just so appropriate for this post!

Pen Pen said...

Those bitches!!! The internet is a place to allow EVERYTHING- Who are they sheltering?! Porn is the most viewed thing on the internet. They should go make a crusade against THAT instead of imposing their 1950s rules of what's proper.
Let's burn our bras and make a million man march for butt shots!! :)

girl Japan said...

You know what, I think it was some jealous bitch or dick that reported you, otherwise, how would they pick you out from a million, and I think it may have been a blogger competitor, of course that is just my opinion, but you know what I mean?

I had some dickhead do it to me once back in 2004 and filed a DMA because I had a link of some sort... REALLY.....

Kristine said...

What a bunch of dumb-dumbs. I am so happy I found your blog, it always cheers me up. Thank you!!

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

Seriously? You post funny stuff girl, not dirty inappropriate things. Don't worry about those clowns.

Laura @ EdenRose said...

Your comments just made my day!! So funny, i really needed that laugh. Thank you :)
XX

Big Red said...

Ass clowns! The picture is perfect.

Miss Absinthe said...

FUCK THEM! big brother... thought police...
so happy you are you. xoxo

alissa said...

ugh not even worth it for $34! as you said -for all thats on the internet how can they consider that so bad?

Farah said...

well the ads that I have got have earned me less than that. well, actually nothing! LOL.

nah I dont think it's shocking or anything like that. Instead it gives me the 'pick me up' I need! keep up the good work love! ;)

Asylum Dolly said...

Wow. I didn't think they were allowed to censor blog content like that??? Jeez. I can think of plenty of material in the internet that is a hell of a lot more offensive than this!!! Surely prudes without a sense of humour don't need to read this blog!!??
Dear oh dear.
Well, as you say, they can suck it, or fuck it, or jam their hands up it! *blows giant raspberry* (Um, I don't mean I'm giving head to a large piece of fruit...)

I have often wondered how much money the ads would bring in....now that i know i won't bother!
Google ads can get fucked. Drollgirl rules!

Down and Out Chic said...

omg, this is hilarious! look at you, you've moved into the big leagues of inappropriate blogs deemed by google. this is why i love your blog, so you know.

Diana said...

This sucks, I'm sure you are not making millions of their ads but still!!

Heather Taylor said...

Ugh whatever Google, your blog is still one of my favorites!

jorg wobblington lopez said...

your blog is better without them.

Karisa Tells All said...

omg! I'm sorry you lost your ads but this is so hilarious! I love that they got all uptight about pictures of asses. And I love that you said "anyass." Seriously priceless.

creative kerfuffle said...

wow. really? google is a prude? huh, i had no idea. and i'm so surprised at how little money you made in ads in a year.

Panty Buns said...

Overzealous censorship is indecent. Thought provoking posts like yours are a necessary component for the development of creative thinking and new ideas. The pressure to become sheeple not only stifles creativity, but if succumbed to would decrease reader interest and therewith decrease the number of views of the advertisements in question.

Lorena said...

I cannot stop laughing, I am teary eyed... hahha