Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Short Circuit

ivana

ivana trump shorts

Ivana Trump

There comes a time in life when short sets really don't do you any favors.

53 comments:

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Seeeeriously?

"Ivana" throw up after seeing these pics. Get a clue, lady!

Melanie's Randomness said...

Oh woa...that's pretty bad. I hope her publicist sees these & tells her how awful they look!

Melanie's Randomness said...

Sorry to leave another comment but your tags are hilarious for this post! Aliens? LOL!

...love Maegan said...

especially monochromatic ones. lol ...check the lady behind her in the second shot ...lolol!

Simply Mel said...

I wouldn't even let my 2 year old wear that!

Shorty said...

I soooo agree! I even have trouble with my mom, who will be 58 in November, wearing sleeveless tops or camisoles as shirts. So the shorty shorts for middle aged and up... not something I endorse.

bananas. said...

Uh yea...let's also add no more lavender zebra prints and pastel colored jumpers to the list.

That's just wrong man...

Vic said...

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;)

Alisa said...

I think sometimes it is hard for women to admit they aren't 20 any more. God I hope I never do that!!

Tia said...

That time should have been a loooooooong time ago for 'ole Ivana. Hot. Mess.

Iva said...

BAH!!!! HILARIOUS!! and so so true! whats with the super color coordination going on allll purple and alllll pink? oiy.

{ps love the title of this post lol}

Happy Tuesday to ya lady!! ;)

Alicia said...

ughhhh that's just all kinds of wrong!! and really, the coordinating zebra bag?! yikes.

Dancing Branflake said...

Gah! there's so much wrongness I can't handle looking at it. Shudder.

Down and Out Chic said...

so true. hopefully i'll remember this when i'm older (not that you'd really ever catch me in an outfit this but still).

blueviolet said...

My eyes, my eyes!!!

Caroline said...

My rule of thumb...no shorts if your are over 35 (well that's just for me). But seriously, unless you are stick thin and toned like a drum...they don't do you any favors.

Kris said...

Oh boy!!! haha

Krystal said...

that was one of the best things i've seen all day!

Phoenix said...

Whoa. Short sets FAIL.

SabinePsynopsis said...

I'm quite amazed by her preference of not only shorts, but shorts and ruffles. A romantic spirit, obviously...

Cafe Fashionista said...

Short sets and being too matchy-matchy. Remind me never again to wear all one color - unless it's black or soemthing. Wow! :/

Farah said...

Oh god, she needs a pair of pants STAT!!!

josie(bean) said...

hahahaa, this is why im rocking the short shorts as much as i can now, so by the time i get to ivana's age/figure ill be completely sick of them! plus, she's just a mess. doesnt she know being so matchy-matchy really means tacky-tacky?

adrienzgirl said...

She needs her eyes checked. Obviously she can't see what she looks like when she leaves the house!

Mara said...

ugh yuck yuck yuck! why is she dressed in the same color?! trying to look younger? I think not

thais. said...

just came across your post and I am laughing that I can't stop! nice meeting your blog :)

Jill said...

This can't be happening!?! Ivanka needs to speak up!!

Jill said...

I wish my husband's ex-wife would dress like this!!

Kellie said...

Like whoa. How old is she? She needs a stylist. She should be able to afford one, right? There is no excuse for this!

Jay said...

Eeek. Ahhhh. Oooo. AHHHH.

Cheryl said...

I can't help admiring her, though. When I'm really old (not that she's THAT old) I want to be one of those old ladies with blue hair and outrageous outfits. Why not?

Slumber Designs said...

Looks like she was shopping at a yard sale ;-) She's got millions and millions of dollars... she should use some on better clothes!

Kitty Stampede said...

Ayiyiyi. that pink outfit makes me want to hurl the night away..not to mention those legs in those shorts.

WendyB said...

That is not appropriate on anyone who is over age 5 or who is not Chloe Sevigney. Did I spell that right? Too lazy to check.

anotherfishinthesea said...

this is just absurd.

A.Co said...

Hahahaha too much! Great caption.

You've got some funny pictures on this blog! Love it! Esp. feelin, 'Sweaty Sundays' - LOL!

A.Co @ A.Co est. 1984

Asylum dolly said...

Oh dear! I second Rita's comment!
Ivana hurl! Ivana get her into some more flattering clothes ASAP.
I'm all for being an individual and expressing oneself through dress, BUT short shorts are not a nice look on an elderly lady. Jeez, i don't even wear them in public NOW!
haha, look at the lady behind her in the 2nd one! She looks worried.

Salt said...

MY EYES! For the love of all that is holy....

kittycat said...

aahhh i don't know how i feel about this. but it's not good....ha

xo tiffany

Kristin said...

Eeeeeek. I might have just been convinced to not go shorts shopping.

girl Japan said...

I'm not sure how I feel about it, if it were me or my mum, I wouldn't want anyone ragging on me... now did Mr. Trump.. go off and dump the ex Mrs. for something hotter and tighter?

Diana said...

I always complain about my legs because they are meaty and what I think are fat. After seeing these photos, I love my legs!!

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

but wow her legs are still holding up rather well i must say!

Annie said...

oh my, scary!

Ela said...

Yeah...like after the age of 4.

~KS said...

GOOOOOO

Chessa! said...

hello?! In my case that age was 29...I am now 33. these outfits look like something that I might dress my infant daughter in. I like the whole silk romper look but this is absurd.

Savvy Gal said...

Not her best moment uh....

Tiffany said...

Yikes!

Pretty Little World said...

Oh my... this is just downright unfortunate. With all of that money, can't she spend some on a mirror? Or two?

Claire Kiefer said...

I mean, I gotta acknowledge that she's got a great body for her age, but those outfits are just a bit . . . silly! It's kind of sad when women her age yearn for their childhood in the form of little girl outfits. :|

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

Omg! That's horrid. Horrid I say! All that money and she can't buy herself a better body or stylist...whichever is cheaper!

luxury vacation rentals miami said...

These wouldn't look good on a twenty something with a slamming bod, coz they're just ugly. But as for Ivana, I vanna cover her up!