it would make me want to pick up heavy metal and bash him. kidding! (not so much really)
I do not remember his "Metal" attempt . .. baahahahhahahahahahahahha
BAHAHAHA!! I bet he misses those luxurious locks...he's probably crying over a can of aqua net nightly.
He was a rocker?!Thanks I learn new things daily~
WHAT??!!??!! how come i never knew this?!?! it's going to take a day for this to process....i think i'm still in shock.
really?!?!?! I had no idea!!! oiy OIY!!!!! 'TACKY TACKY' LOL LOL!!!!!
I can thankfully say that I have never been a fan...
Michael Bolton jokes seem to never go out of style.
Who let Micheal Bolton borrow my pants? Those were expensive!
Wow. Metal Michael Boltin? Disturbing images in my mind right now!
honestly i think it's just as bad/good as most of the other "hair metal" going on back then. a shame is what it is.
Wow. Just, wow. So now the question is: which Michael Bolton is worse? Metal Michael or Sappy Music Michael?
Sweet Mary, Jesus, Joseph, Saint Peter and all the rest! What a mess!
bwhahahaha!!! so wrong
um...WHAT?!?! NO!!! had no idea but i'm so gonna listen to his attempt. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!
HOT! ..... Oh, wait, this isn't a "Hot or Not"?Just joking.
GOD I CANT STAND THIS MAN! His voice makes me want to rip my hair out. It's awful! So what is the word? Yes, horrible but when there is not variation in tone? BLAH!
Ahhh, I secretly love Michael Bolton!! :)So much emotion in that voice...
he did the eyeliner thing too. lol. i couldn't access the clip...
I did not remember this attempt. Like Baywatch was the most popular show in the world, Michael Bolton was the most popular singer. Oddly, I never knew anyone who watched or listened to either. Who was liking this stuff back then...?
Oh. I totally missed that...until nowEwwww
..I'm thinking you're on your own there.
There is something wrong with you. I have tried to block out his successful career, now you're bringing up his failings too? That's just wrong woman!
oh God I thought this was gonna be a "hot or not" post!! I was like Nooooooo.....
and yet, all kinds of AWESOME ;)
WHATTT??? I had no flipping idea!!! This is nuts. I have to say I agree with him though...;) hahahahaha. "Everybody's crazzzzzyyyyyy" Oh GAWD. I'm so overwhelmed by the badness of this...sooo good in a such a god awful terrible kind of way.
RAD. Michal Bolton is such a bad-ass.::cough cough::
ok so i have no idea why, but apparently when i was a little girl Michael Bolton was my FAVORITE singer...my mom always reminds me/tells stories about how i used to rant and rave how he had my heart and id always sing his songs like a giddy school girl...hahah what was wrong with me?!? glad i have come to my senses and no longer feel the same, sorry MB.
I don't (remember)... but obviously missed out on some hilarity.
Ummm no, but this is hilarious! Strangely he seemed to have stuck with the same hairstyle for a while after that. I bet deep down he still wants to be a rock star but he ended up making more money as an AOR artist. As much as I love me some heavy metal at times, I'm sure I would have still stayed FAR away from this though! I can't believe Amazong is still charging $14 for his CD!P.S. I'm so with you on hating LV. I think it's those obnoxious monogram bags that have put me off the brand forever.
Horrible! That's almost as bad as John Tesh doing Heavy Metal. Or John Tesh in general.
I never knew this! These pics are AWESOME!!! OMG perfect pick me up during my afternoon slump. laughing my way back to work, gracias!
I absolutely refuse to press play to watch this!! LOL....his soft easy ballads are enough torture!
I just saw him the other day on PBS, right after Celine Dion. I didn't watch the whole thing! Just enough to think, oh, so he's still alive after all! PS I resisted the urge to play that Youtube song. My head hurts enough today as it is.
OMG! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!
i didn't recognize him with so much hair! lol good one!
All Kinds of Wrong: You can say that again... All Kinds of Wrong!!
omg i LOVED him my fav was in the early nineties when he sang "said i loved you but i lied" priceless
Remember the guy's name in Office Space was Michael Bolton? He would get SO irritated when people brought up the singer. He said he was a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN! yikes.
Awful - and he's wearing so much makeup, especially the mascara. Wrong.wrong, wrong.
i must admit, I was blissfully ignorant of this until right now!!!WOAH.How embarrassment! Crapola. Big time! He must've gone off his medication for a while there. I do stupid things when i do that. But I have NEVER tried to release a metal album. Yet.
ha! how funny looking! thx for the laugh... I am actually really close by ANTIOCH this week... how fun!
Lamentably, I don't remember. When I say lamentably, I mean "Thank fuckin' god".
I've heard he really doesn't like Conan O'Brien because Conan used to crack lots of jokes at his expense. He said something once about how if they both ever played baseball together, he would aim to hit the ball at Conan's head...wtf?
AH HA HA HA HA HA. DYING. Like literally dying!
i have never, ever, ever liked anything about michael bolten. and this certainly doesn't help matters.
I didn't realize that the crooner Michael Bolton was actually the better one, hahaha.
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