Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Annoying Couples

And your vote for most annoying couple goes to???????????

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand attend John Galliano Pret a Porter show as part of the Paris Womenswear Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2010 at Halle Freyssinet on October 7, 2009 in Paris, France.

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If you have another annoying couple in mind besides those pictured above, feel free to list them! You guys always manage to think of some that I forget.

And my apologies if this post is skewed towards Americans -- I am sure there are annoying couples in all countries. :)

60 comments:

creative kerfuffle said...

sadly there are a few i don't recognize, but my pics are brangelina and tomkat. blech. also? that pic of matthew mc. makes me want to do bad, bad things. omg.

Down and Out Chic said...

americans do have a knack for showing off annoying couples! i don't know if i find any one couple more annoying than the rest, they're all bothersome (can you tell i'm in a mood?)

brittany said...

heidi and spencer. hands down. i hate those bitches.

bananas. said...

I didn't even have to scroll down, my answer is in the first picture.

I swear if i ever saw those two in person, i would roundhouse kick heidi in the face and bitch slap spencer not once but multiple times! Gah! I can't stand them!!

LOL to mary kate and ashley. Those two come in second place.

Salt said...

Heidi and Spencer make me want to scream and throw things.

I totally forgot that Mary Kate and Ashley even existed!!

Susan Erickson said...

really tough...they are all so full of themselves...but bradjolena really make me gag. ....now he is a pit and she is too......( I love being a bitch first thing in the morning...now I'm good for the whole day)

Panty Buns said...

Ooh! That's a very hard deciding which is most annoying. Let's see: In the first photo the guy makes no effort whatsoever to coordinate his outfit with the bunny ears; In the second they both look hung over, like they both hate being there, and his hair looks unwashed; in the third photo Charlie Sheen does his best to look like a sadistic maniacal misogynistic killer while his counterpart puts on her "this is normal" look; In the fourth Iced Tea looks like a confused old guy who's date is doing a "Hey! Look at my giant tits!" routine; In the fifth photo it looks like Ashton Kutcher is about to pee on Demi's leg; In the sixth, the "Huh? What do I do now?" expression is annoying; The expressions say it all in the seventh; It's very annoying that Katie Perry didn't marry a girl (looks like she knows it) and that her hubby wouldn't even shave for his wedding dress photos; The next two wren't worth a mention; I confess that i like the Mariah Carey photo (i think she's hot); In the 13th photo even the guy either looks annoyed that his partner forgot the strap-on or like a self-centered douche (or both); After careful consideration though, i don't think there are more annoying couples out there, and will have to do more research to look for nominees. Funny pics!

Alisa said...

#1 Heidi and Spencer - they are famous for what, thinking that they are famous? That is really annoying.

Panty Buns said...

Maybe (not on the list) Todd and Sarah Palin?

Haute World said...

Speidi, followed by Tomkat. If you want to include non-Americans, the Beckhams would definitely make the top of my list, and practically any famous soccer/sports star and his wife. Heidi Klum and Seal make me gag as well.

Bathwater said...

I am really loosing touch I only know about 2/3 of these annoying people.

Tia said...

ugh, Heidi and Spencer can eat my shorts. those two douche bags make me cringe...like my skin literally crawls at the site of them. and my nostrils burn, cause I can only imagine they smell like peroxide. and burnt plastic.

Midtown Girl said...

LOL to the Charlie Sheen pic!! That was priceless ;-) XOXO

Caroline said...

You nailed it! I think I hate Demi and Ashton more than Heidi and Spencer!!!

Iva said...

umm I am pretty sure that those awkward bunnies are the champs of annoying couples. and will be for all eternity. and I am sure if another couple tried to take their title, they would just step up to the plate and home run themselves back to THE most annoying couple place..yet again. its a vicious cycle. ;)

vint junky said...

Such a toughy!! I'm gonna have to go with Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Whats she done to our 'serial shagger', with hair flattened and open shirt he looks like a greasy waiter. I liked it better when he looked like Wurzel Gummidge on his way to an S&M party
:(
It's all very disappointing!

xxx

...love Maegan said...

bahahahahh I love how you included the Olsen Twins!!! ahahahahha ...my vote: Ashton and Demi ....ANNOY FACTOR ELEVEN.

JenRem said...

heidi and spencer.... I hate those two with a passion. If I never asw or heard about them ever again I would be such a happy soul :)

And I actually like Mary Kate & Ashley...

Char said...

can we add paris hilton and anyone she's ever dating...and probably john mayer and whoever.

but spencer & heidi - double ick
and bragelia/tomkat - double yuck

Melanie's Randomness said...

Is it bad that I don't know who half of these people are????

Brangelina are the most annoying I think. She's a baby factory & I'm soooo sick of hearing about how happy they are, divorce coming, then happy, then baby again. AHH!!! They are everywhere!!!

Brooke said...

SPEIDI. Ugh...They just need to go away. Far, far away.

TERI REES WANG said...

I vote for ...
the Little Toddler Slut Twins!

Cheryl said...

Can't express it any better than Iva, the first couple hands down. Brangelina are a close second. But Demi Moore and Ashton Kuscher, I have to say she is one of my role models. I wouldn't mind finding someone so much younger than me like she did. And I like how she wears her age so gracefully. Unlike that fishnet stocking dress woman!!! WTF?

Gabby said...

Heidi and Spencer get my vote. I can't stand them, they make my skin crawl. :)

josie(bean) said...

all of them! ughhh. but definitely a fact when i say the first is the worst. but mk&a?! i LOVE them hahah. no really i love mary kate mostly, cant help it if i think she's a sassy wack-job skinny bitch :P and it's true that americans are the most annoying by default, they just excel at that trait by nature. that and being fat. what a country!

Claire Kiefer said...

Heidi and Spencer are the most annoying couple on the face of the planet and they inspire violent rages inside my nonviolent soul. UGHHHHH. However, the Mariah/Nick pic made me CRACK UP--omg angels!--and Bella and Edward may be a close second to Speidi. WTF.

p.s. Olsen twins, haha!

Phoenix said...

LOL as most of your commenters seem fairly pissed off at these pics, I guess I count myself lucky that I don't know how half of them are! Guess I should read more tabloids, eh?

pearls said...

ahahahaahaha the Olsen twins for sure.... !! then Heidi and her troll of a husband, you are too funny.

blueviolet said...

I agree with every single one of them!

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

There are just too many to choose. My gut says Mariah and Nick Lachey....oh wait that's not the right Nick...he's part of another annoying couple!

SabinePsynopsis said...

All of them! Actually, all couples are a bit annoying EXCEPT Robert Patterson and his pale vampire lover... They are above it, naturally, being non-human and all.

Kris said...

I agree with ALL of these! LOL!
The last one is the best!

Exchange Server Support Miami said...

How can I pick just one couple, if scrolling down I was saying t myself "oh yeah, them too" with every picture

// S said...

i think i love you... funniest post ever.
i have no idea who the first couple are, but anyone wearing bunny ears has got my vote for most annoying.

Chessa! said...

ugh..I cannot STAND Heidi Freakshow. Her boobs and her whole look are absurd. she obviously has physchological issues and no one does anything but enable her. I feel sorry her but she and that Spencer are tools.

and btw, I LOVE RPatz and KStew:) lol what? I do!

Hope Chella said...

I agree, except for Brad and Angie. I like them. Brad and Jen, not so much!

Have a great Tuesday,
Hope =)

http://hopechella.blogspot.com/

perfectionishuman said...

idk.. katy perry and russel brand dont grate on me as much as they should, they're just cute together. But the rest.......eeeesh. That's all ;) x

Diana said...

HAHAHA at the last pic. Yes, all of them make me gag a little but the first pic just makes me vom.
They were on the Jay Leno show recently and everyone booed them!

Karisa Tells All said...

I nominate Michael Lohan and Kate Major (aka Jon Gosselin's sloppy seconds).

The Zhush said...

This is just too much! Where is The Donald and his "wife"? whatshername? I think it has to be Speidi for the win!

Morgan said...

Tough decision. They are ALL annoying. Good choices. I'm going to have to go with Speidi. THEY SUCK.

JUNKER JANE said...

I haven't decided yet, but GAWD I LOVE your blog :D

Asylum Dolly said...

Sweet zombie jesus, i cannot pick one! They are ALL incredibly annoying!!!! I feel honoured that there is an aussie couple in there: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are uber annoying!!! Actually, even on their own as individuals they are ridiculously irritating. I hate Keith urbans "music" and Kidman is just an empty vessel. Personality town! Polulation ZERO.
My other pick is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I feel nauseous just looking at these photos....
Thankyou for making me not feel bad for thinking coupledom can be really really sickening!!!

Kellie said...

Oh gah! Spencer and Heidi for sure. SO UBER ANNOYING. Gag.

Kathryn said...

LOL on the Olsen twins. I'd have to say J Lo and Marc Anthony, although Ice-T and Coco can be a bit much. Especially Coco. I get so tired of seeing her giant tatas and/or rear-end splattered on my computer screen every time I check out a celebrity site. Sorry Coco, but if you don't start wearing a bra soon gravity is going to wreak its havoc and you will end up playing paddleball with your knees on them anytime you try to jog.

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

lol @ the olsen twins

spencer and heidi are tied with nick and mariah.

Laurel said...

I gotts say the speidi peeps are putrid. I also think the chick in the net dress just is wrong. So wrong. All pretty icky. My daughter went out Ms Perry's last boy for a wee bit and if the new one is as much of a nut bag as him(and I am thinkin he is) then I say they win! Eck. What the Heck...They all win...ew ew ew!

Heather Taylor said...

Spencer and Heidi, those two are a joke!

shari @ little blue deer said...

Seriously, it's pretty impossible to decide! I keep saying "Them! No, them!" Might be Speidi, just for the super-stupid bunny ears. But no, I also hate Brangelina! But wait, lol, thanks for some great entertainment!

Jill said...

You nailed it! Do you think Spencer and Heidi are for real? Can they really believe that they're "all that"! Sometimes I think it must be an elaborate joke. Her "mogul" comment cracked me up.

Melanie and Antonio annoy me a bit. I heard something interesting about Tom and Katie...I'll email you.

Pretty Little World said...

You are making this very difficult to choose, as I want to choose most of them, but I won't. So here are the top three:

1. Spencer & Heidi, though are they even really a couple? I kind of doubt they actually like each other.
2. Demi & Ashton. I do not like Aston Kutcher and Demi now apparently fancies herself some kind of savior for the lost on Twitter. WTF?
3. Tom & Katie Crazy.

~KS said...

I HATE Rob and Kristen... just cuz I freakin' want to be Kristen and am uber jealous of her...
but most annoying? Speidi for sure... well. Maybe the Cruise oddballs. Tough call.

Christy said...

Oho! You definitely picked the cream o' the crop here! I could never choose, but can only agree that ALL of them are gag-worthy!

ick!

anotherfishinthesea said...

hahah god, this is too hard to narrow down. i definitely find some much more annoying than others though. speidi might be at the top, and the mariah and nick picture just cracked me up.

Lianne said...

Liza Minnelli and David Gest. Or were they really just the same person?

Karls said...

Oh my! Hard choice... they are ALL annoying - well those that I know of anyway (quite a few I don't recognise - probably should be greatful for that). Has Spence chunked on a few k.g;s or what? Perhaps he should think about some surgery cause I can't stand to look at him... although I'm not that would change even if he were even remotely attractive!

It's been a while between drinks girl, but I'm back!

Farah said...

I find them all annoying as couples! Especially Speidi! But I do live Russell Brands type of comedy though. ;)

couture dresses said...

I would say that the couples you showed wouldn't be annoying if it wasn't for the media that constantly shows them so we can really get enough of them.

Juanette said...

Damn you are making it hard on a sista to pick just one! I say Nick and Mariah, she is annoying to me all on her own....

LindseyD said...

Oooooh! So hard to pick just one couple but I'm going with Nicole and Keither for her huge forehead and his sappy post-alcoholic dribble. Great post! Thanks for sharing!