Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Hair of the Bieber

Oh the Bieber. Oh the hair of the Bieber. To put it mildly, I can't stand his music. But the music isn't the worst of it. Can we talk about his carefully cropped coif? It drives me out of my mind.


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Have you seen the Bieber do his hair flick? M-m-m-m-m-m-m-addening. It makes me want to jam his head in a vice and pluck out every last strand of hair.





Sigh. But I suppose the Bieber's attempts to have a distinguished do are no worse than these memorable musician hairstyles:


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59 comments:

Down and Out Chic said...

ugh, he's like the hair poster child for all wanna-be-frat boys everywhere. working at a university, i can't tell you how many times i see that exact hair flick from gross frat kids.

Morgan said...

You crack my shit up. I've never paid much attention to his hair (or him for that matter) but it is obnoxious that all strands point towards his face!

Georgina said...

That is Justin Bieber? I was thinking the other day what a pop-culture loser I was for not knowing anything about this Bieber guy who seems to be all over Twitter. I was about to look him up and see what all the fuss was about. Um , yeah. Nothing lost there.
And as for the other hairdos? There in an entire "Separated-at-Birth" post in there. I'm seeing Sissy Spacek, Michelle Pfieffer, the silent one from Penn and Teller, Xavier Bardem, .... - G

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

Girl, Every single one of my students is watching the Bieber in my class. I sometimes get mesmerized by how constant they keep shaking their hair to the left to keep it in place!

But then again, I rock an afro puff...so who am I to judge!

Caroline said...

Saw him on SNL this weekend. He has zero talent (and he's not even that cute!). Usher is pimping him out big time! So annoying!!! Don't get it at all!

SabinePsynopsis said...

Oh, if it was only the stupid hair... No, Mr Bieber is not on my most loved list - neither his music, nor his personality, nor his hair - or am I just too old?

Alisa said...

Don't forget the worst... when Axl Rose had the Bo Derek look, so bad.

The thing that bugs me about the Bieber is the way he talks, it's a mix between a gangster rapper and Barry White. Annoying!

Alisa said...

Love George Clinton, Slash and Boy George! What a mix!

nicole addison said...

oh.my.god the flat top. i saw a real live one this weekend and it physically gave me goosebumps.
justin beiber.. i may or may not have his song baby on my ipod. im afraid i'll be judged so ill just leave you to guessing. hah!

Alicia said...

oh man....i am so with you on this!!! i get it...the little ladies love him...but OYE the hair is just too much!!! it looks like he cuts it with a friggin flowbee!

fhen said...

ahaha your comment about his hair is hilarious
he needs to do something about the hair


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morgan said...

Ugh. The "Bieber" is all the rage now with pre-teens. My stepson has this haircut only it doesn't even look as coifed as Bieber's. Disgusting is an understatement!

bananas. said...

BAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! you're awesome.

you know what i say to this and every hater's response...whateeeeeeh-va! the boy and his hair know exactly where they're going in life. that's more than i can say about SOME people!

BIEBER FEVER! WATCH OUT!!!

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!

adrienzgirl said...

Ya'll give the kid a break. What is he like 9 years old?

He still hasn't shed the Momma's boy haircut. At least he isn't still sporting the BOWL CUT that I know his Momma gave him when he was like 5.

Iva said...

its so funny how the 'little' things being do can be SO DAMN ANNOYING. like hair flicking lol... and while his music might not be 'my' thing exactly ... I do have to admit that kid has got some lungs on him! I think being a 'male artist' is like some kind of go-card to have a wacky due?...because all of these 'looks' are hmm umm AWARD!!!

I love these posts LOL you are hilarious.

Iva said...

umm so not AWARD.

AWKWARD.

and not this comment is AWKWARD lol

Iva said...

now* obviously I should not type today.

Kellie said...

What's even worse than Justin Bieber's hair are all those tween boys who think they can then pull it off as well. I saw 2 of them w/ their mom in Victoria's Secret the other weekend and wanted to slap them (and their mom for letting them wear their hair like that) silly after their 10th hair toss in less than a minute. Ugh.

Tia said...

HA! That video is hilarious!! But you gotta love the flock of seagulls 'do...that his the most hardcore hairstyle of all time!!

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

I hate this hair. I hope that when my boys are old enough to manage their own hair that the trendy styles are, like, decent.

TERI REES WANG said...

Me, and every 12 year old boy I know has that same hair cut, and yet we still claim to hate "The Bieber". ;P

...love Maegan said...

OMG HE KEPT DOING IT ON SNL OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!! then I saw two kids ride bikes past my window and one of them WAS DOING IT TOO ...but the wind kept swooshing it the other way!!! ahahahahh oh kids.

Dancing Branflake said...

Please note that the majority of your pictures are from the 80's, an era I think was a waste of hair and makeup and fashion. Just saying.

I thought he was a girl.

L.A. Daze said...

I can't stand this Bieber kid!

Melanie's Randomness said...

This post made me laugh so hard!!! I needed that. LOL!! His hair is wayyyyy tooo perfect & seriously his lyrics?? I wonder if he has ever even kissed a damn girl. He's annoying. I'd like front row seats please to you pulling out all the strands of his hair! =)

Char said...

my nephews have his hair...they're 12 and 15. seriously.

of course they copied zack & cody and not this kid.

Annie said...

i think he is a cutie, haha.
his hair is a little um different.

josie(bean) said...

hahaha thank you for pointing out this kid's obvious annoying tendencies! ive never even seen this so called "hair flick" of his, ive only seen him in countless teenybopper mags and heard no more thank 30 seconds of his songs, but i know enough to say this little white boy just wont last. so like the rest of these hair bands, enjoy it while it lasts!

Cheryl said...

I never heard of him until a few days ago and I saw him on SNL. Now I wish I could go back to my pre Beiber days.

There's also a hilarious site going round, lesbains who look like Justin Beiber (dot tumbler dot com). A friend forwarded it to me. Wish he hadn't.


Thanks for your advice the other day, btw. Am cooling off right now. Talking to her, truthfully, is the last thing I feel like doing now. Probably should though...I'll see how I feel later...

Claire Kiefer said...

I think Michael Bolton's legendary mullet needs to make the bad hair collage.

Phoenix said...

I can tell I'm out of sync with the general public when I say that I have no idea who this little twerp even is.

But I kinda want to push him into a wall and laugh madly as I run away.

Does that make me a bitch?

creative kerfuffle said...

i have a preteen and young teen in the house so sadly, i know of this bieber kid. i want to sharpen pencils and stab him in the throat. i hate his music and hate it worse when my kids sing it (though they too claim to hate him) and it gets stuck in my head. and the hair? omg. he is not the only misguided youth of his generation that thinks combing your hair forward like you're standing in front of an industrial fan is attractive. i want to shave them bald. while the other pics of singers also offer up some bad hair styles, at least some of them actually had real, lasting talent. holy hell this comment sounds like it came from an old lady.

Christiejolu said...

I love the hairdos! LOL!

Ok so the music. My kids love him! Now I can not stand what they did to this kid. If you listen to his music just him and his guitar the kid has talent, love him or hate him. But then Usher and Ludacris get involved and the kid will probably in my opinion not have a very long career. If I were his Mom I would have declined Usher. I am sure the $ was tempting as hell. But I think they ruined this kids career personally.

Yeah I really have thought about this before...sad huh?

♥Aubrey said...

It's about time someone pointed out his awful hair-do!!!
Guys should be groomed well. And ummm...hair in your face DOESN'T cut it :)-

Emelie Stanfield said...

Incredible, all of it. :)

Alina said...

Oy vay! This kid is like some beatle wanna be. The hair is hideous. I have to say Elvis had cool hair. And I let Willie Nelson and ZZ Top slide because the are AWESOME. But the rest...I wouldn't give any of these guys the time of day...

Gabby said...

I cannot stand him. Like sometimes I want to physically hurt him, it's THAT BAD.

sealaura said...

it is so kind of you to be nice to the beiber but that hair flick is really ridiculous. I thought it was a nervous tick but then Billy Bush or Eonline did a whole story on it. ridiculosity I say!!!

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Bet he's bald in 15yrs.

Karisa Tells All said...

haha that hair really is terrible! Is he like 12 years old? I've never actually heard his music before. Ah well, when I was his age I had terrible hair that I thought looked cool too. We all look back on our awkward years and wonder what the heck we were thinking.

Tracie said...

He's horrible. I'm so thankful that I don't have tweenage girls that are squeeing about him.

pearls said...

I hate Justin Bieber, and to be honest I can't wait for him to have a drug problem end up in rehab and get married to a playmate, that being said I LOVE Willie Nelson ( the pug is named after him)

Asylum Dolly said...

I hear you! God i am so sick of annoying tween stars! Vomit.
haha, laughing at pearls comment :D
I also like Willie Nelson- he's a cool old dude. Oh my, therre are some styles there that make my hair look very conservative! Dontcha just love George Clinton!? He's such a tripper! And Bowie! Too cool, and quite sexy for an older guy!
Oh man, the 80's perms....and Robert plant...his hair is so pretty!

The Cottage Cheese said...

I had never even heard of Justin Beiber until SNL this past weekend. Upon first glimpse my husband said "I hate that kid". Then every other time he made an appearance, my husband said with more vehemence each time: "I hate that kid". He looks like some snotty spoiled private school boy that you just want to kick in the nuts. Sorry, that sounded bitter, didn't it?

Jennifer DeDonato said...

I think this kid has some kind of weird tic with his head!

Diana said...

I was watching some news bit on him and I'm convinced he keeps his hair long to have some control of himself and to be somewhat rebellious. Basically, he's still a little kid, but yes, i agree, horrific music with a horrific 'do!

Farah said...

omg he sounds like 11 year old girl! Every time I hear his song on the radio I always think its a girls voice! Every time! no kidding

Heather Taylor said...

Sometimes when I hear his last name, I want to secretly say "Beeper" instead of "Bieber." That's neither here nor there though.
He really reminds me of my little brother with the hair. They can flick it around for days and it still goes back in place.
Obnoxious. I didn't get that gene.

chloe said...

who is this child? you can just tell he's gonna grow up to be the most irritating man



anyhoo, im more interested in 1980s axl rose! more axl please :)

Kristin said...

What a delicious collection of baaaaaaad hair. Love it!

Kaz said...

Don't...just don't...start on the Bee Gees

The Bee Gees are kings

That's it

Nothing more to say

Pretty Little World said...

I don't even know who this kid is. I just know that he's everywhere recently, and he freaks me out a little.

Kitty Stampede said...

BAWHAWHAWHAWHAHAHWBUSPUTHAHA!
Omigawd I was having such a god awful week til I seen this post, I SWEAR!!!! Thank YOU so much!!! God, I wish I could have some drinks with you..belly laughs galore, guaranteed. I think we might die thogh so maybs not a good idea...hahah.
Everytime I hear or see his name, I think of BEAVER! Is he Canadian?!? Oh god, I hope not....SHUDDERS/Upchucks. His chipmunk voice and I HATE DESPISE PUKE over Perfect Shaggy do's on guys...WTF...I like shaggy hair when its actually messy and just I don't give a FUCK, but this...THIS...is NOT forgiveable!!!
I was talking about this doo yesterday...I CAN'T STAND IT...and a huge LOL to Maegan's comment, she's so funny..totally gets it!!
Oh god..sorry about this bloody disaster of a comment...baha.
and I could go on harcore about all these beauts of hairstyles but no words are needed...you are phenomenal.

Tiffany said...

LOL! You are going to love this link

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/bieber_club_for_bald_stars#tab=most_recent

My husband showed it to me cuz he hates Bieber hair. We cracked up.

Tangerine Fairy said...

I LOVE how TMZ makes fun of him like EVERY episode!!! They make fun of the hair, his voice, how he tries to be all cool and flirting with old women like barbara walters..HILARIOUS!!!!!

perfectionishuman said...

i guess every generation has their pretty boy poster-child right? :/ his songs are ridiculously catchy if you can past that ' you practically a cell, what do you know about heartbreak??' thing..

Christina In Wonderland said...

But what most of those artists have over him is that they actually have memorable music. Bieber's music is just eight levels of shit noise.

couture fashion said...

As if it wasn't enough we had to go through The Rachel, now we have The Bieber. Glad there still are sane people who don't recognize him as the best/cutest/most awesomest,lol.

Anonymous said...

funny, after watching a show with him on much music or mtv canada where it was a girl who won a date with him, I counted his hair flick tick that he has to 25 times during the show! he seems like a good kid, hopefully he gets that tick sorted out some day