Friday, April 9, 2010

I Hate Your Hair!

Well what have we hair here?!

nicholas cage i hate your hair

Nicolas Cage

As seen here

60 comments:

Panty Buns said...

Blech! You're right! He can borrow the Ava Gabor wig I use when I go out in drag on Halloween. It's really girly but he'd look better in it than he does in that photo!

Tia said...

Egh!!! Blech!! Pew!! That's is the grossest thing I have ever seen. His hair looks like it's running scared from his hideous face.

Morgan said...

G.R.O.S.S

Diana said...

EW! he's either making a movie where he plays one of the ugliest men alive or he is in some serious mid life crisis and fired his hairstylist. and got rid of his mirror.

Asylum Dolly said...

He doesn't look too happy about it either! Hmmmm...lets hope it's for a movie role...????
I guess money can't buy style!

Mrsblogalot said...

The fine art down there almost distracted me from this hideous do...almost.

I think he owes all of us an apology.

Pretty Little World said...

I couldn't stop laughing when I read this -- they're so right!! I don't know what's happened with his hair here, but it is. not. good.

Iva said...

all kinds of wrong CHECK
Is This REALLY Necessary? CHECK
Not Looking good CHECK
Trainwreck CHECK

WHAT THE HELL?!?! check squared.

BAHAHAH!!!

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Ugh! He looks like a homeless dude. With a badly grown-out bleach job.

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

Bleh. Blah. Yuck.

Emelie Stanfield said...

Oh but it's so obvious, Drollgirl: The love child of Donald Trump's "hair" and Pam Anderson's stringy locks got frazzled in a torrential storm before landing (safely?) atop Cage's head.

~KS said...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Karisa Tells All said...

wow, I can't believe I admitted to having a crush on him here: http://karisa-tells-all.blogspot.com/2010/03/be-still-my-heart.html

I'm ashamed

Improbable Joe said...

Nic Cage is flat-ass broke... but not as broke as his hair! Instead of buying an island, maybe he should have called William Shatner and found out where to buy a decent hairpiece. That's a disaster wrapped in a catastrophe nestled snuggly in a calamity.

Awesomeness said...

Oh my hell! Are those extentions?!

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

He hates his hair too. Trust me, He cries at night...every night.

Alisa said...

I saw this, not good!

Trixie said...

Well.
I like the light color.
Back there in the longer bit.
Yeah, that's a pretty color

the spectator said...

His hair is awful but his beautiful eyes make up for it.

josie(bean) said...

never liked nick cage to begin with, but this just tops the charts for FUG.

and hahaha im glad you got a kick out of my nails! ive finally gotten a picture up that made you laugh after all the surplus of legit roll-off-the floor-hilarious pics you provide me daily :)

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

hee. i kinda like and dislike him all at once. maybe cos he reminds me of my ex, the one i'd really wanted to be with but who rejected me.

The Cottage Cheese said...

Nice balding/mullet/frosted look he's got going there. Nic Cage is a freak. My husband and I were reading about him last night. FREAK! People this idiotic don't deserve to be millionaires. Having said all that, I still like some of his indie films.

Yes, the spammers are pissing me off already. As soon as I disabled moderation some chick from Direct Buy (masquerading as a legitimate design site of course) approached me about advertising. I looked at her site, and she's using pics from other design blogs without linking to them. It's slightly understandable when inexperienced bloggers don't credit, but effing Direct Buy? Thinking of sending her a nasty e-mail...

Laura Trevey said...

I love Nicholas Cage, but this pic has to GO!!

Alina said...

Oh my....This is no doubt attributed to his recent money problems.

However with hair like that how is he supposed to find work?

Georgina said...

It's time to admit you are losing your hair Nick. You are not Donald Trump. You can not get away with hair like that. Be a big boy and shave it all off already. Oh and BTW, you creep me out. Thank you. - G

Dancing Branflake said...

Shudder.

Really Mr. Cage? Is this all you can do to help you feel good about aging?

morgan said...

His "I gotta poop" expression certainly doesn't help his cause either...

Thanks for checking in on me yesterday. I'll be back soon. Promise!

Caroline said...

*shudder*

Kitten said...

I don't think that even the horse shampoo that Demi Moore uses would rescue Mr. Cage from this mess. Seriously, why do men think that NOT washing hair is sexy? Ick...

Kristin said...

There are definitely no words for that situation.

Christina In Wonderland said...

He's gone really crazy. Seriously. Fix the hair, cage. Fix it.

WendyB said...

I would sue my hair if it looked like that.

Krystal said...

I guess that makes mine look really good!

JenRem said...

Me too - like for reals what is that about?! GROSS!

Elle said...

For the love of all that is holy - WTF?

Cheryl said...

His hairline is what I watch throughout one half of every Nicholas Cage movie I see. V. disturbing. Thank goodness his face is so expressive that after a while I forget the hair and just get into the movie.

Girl Japan: April Marie said...

NO, the messy look is not working for him.. didn't he have to file Bankruptcy? WHY????

adrienzgirl said...

Being an asshole has finally caught up with Mr. Cage.

Heather Taylor said...

Ick. When did he go blond?

Kathryn said...

Looks like he is trying to bring back the mullet. Its not working.

Missy said...

Fab post and I love your blog!

Missy
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SabinePsynopsis said...

Phew!! What have you done, Nicolas!?! Not good!

Kris said...

No words!

Kitty Stampede said...

Gross. that is all.

PinkBow said...

oh, that is not good!!!

frenchie said...

that almost make me like Keith Urban's hair!
naaaaahhh! just kidding!

Meghan said...

He is such a hot mess...

Melanie's Randomness said...

He was hot in Moonstruck. I like to think of Nicholas Cage ONLY in that movie! hehe. He needs better hair extensions.

Andhari said...

Seriously? Whoever lets him go out with that hair should be fired.

bunny, The Paris House said...

What the hell is wrong with him!
pretty funny thought :)

Jennifer DeDonato said...

Maybe it's for a movie roll?? I sure hope so!

Tracie said...

Gah. His hair looks ridiculous in every movie he's in. I think he should just shave his head.

photojoy said...

What's wrong with him? He doesn't look like a celebrity.

bananas. said...

Ohh nicholas...looks like that sad pouty face any cutting it no more. Not when you have bret michael's leftover hair extensions attached to your head. Hellooooo split ends!

Farah said...

OMG......thats all I have to say....

thais. said...

hahaha.... you're so funny. every time I visit your blog I tend to have this non stop laughing crisis...

Kellie said...

Um ew. I used to like him as an actor but now I can't stand him. What a mess.

Wrecked Stellar said...

Wow yikes! I do like him a lot as an actor but I haven't seen any of his recent movies!

vint junky said...

WTF?! Does he really think that's fit for public comsumption. He is quite obviously delusional

website design said...

He's totally not my type, and with this excuse of a hairdo I like him even less.