Thursday, May 13, 2010

Australian Sperm Shortage

Australian Sperm Shortage
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bananas. said...

crock juice! HA! outback steakhouse! HAHA! dingo stole your baby batter! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Melanie's Randomness said...

HAHAHAHA!! Ohh woa!! LOL!! He is soo funny!! This is definitely one of his better ones!!! Omg!! Maegan said...


he also called himself colberT ...with the hard T ....HARD baby batter. I wouldn't want my random sperm baby to find me when he was 18. craziness.

♥Aubrey said...

OMG...his croc juice produced in the bathroom of an Outback. Ha ha ha :)-

G'day egg!!!

And the purpose of a donor is just that...A DONOR. To have them have to consent to the child finding them when they turn 18 defeats that purpose. But i do understand it!

~KS said...

Did a dingo steal your baby batter????? Bwahhahahahahahaahaha!!!!

Freakin' love this!!

Sometimes a man just wants to spend a lonely afternoon in a steril room with a cup... oh my... hahahaha.

And the $80,000/week for a HS kid?? Will be rewatching this a hundred times!!!

Happy Friday to you!

Mrsblogalot said... batter!!!

g e o r g i a said...

This made my morning! That was hilarious! ps, I adore your blog, it always makes me smile and laugh!

Farah said...

Hello there! Sorry it's been such a long long time! I've been busy with school and then there was a problem with my lappy =(

I've got a lot of catching up to do! xoxo

Nikki said...

OMG! HILARIOUS! HAHahaha... omg.. xDD

Good video..:D

SabinePsynopsis said...

Oh, it's one of these moments again... I'm getting all worked up to find out about the secret of Australian sperm shortage and then I'm told the video is not watchable in my country. I'll try youtube directly now.

Hanako66 said...

ahahahahaha that's great hahaa

uglygirl said...

Gosh, I can't believe we're importing sperm from the States. If I were going to import sperm it would be from Scandinavia. Or somewhere with really skinny people, to balance out our obesity.

Kangagoo! Hehe.

PS WTF is a blooming onion?

Asylum Dolly said...

Omigod. I LOL'ed my Aussie butt off! "G'day Sperm"!!! And it's in a beer can!!!!! So accurate!
But people NEVER get our accent right- he sounded more South African :D "Put another shrimp in the Barbara" ! hahahahahahahaa!
And koalas really are that vicious!

uglygirl- "blooming" is just a slang word- kinda like "bloody" or "freakin'". It's never pronounced with the "g" on the end though- it's always "bloomin'". But only really old people say it. And Steve Irwin, when he was alive. (he was like a living charicature of an Aussie :D) Most of us just say "fuckin'" to be honest. (except the oldies).

Asylum Dolly said...

Hey uglygirl! I just realised you might be Australian, so that last bit of info will sound really condescending! Sorry! But yeah, i think he meant "bloomin" as in how that annoying old guy from "Home and away" speaks.

Asylum Dolly said...

But now I've actually thought about it, he says "flamin'" not "bloomin'". Only really old people say bloomin. So how did Mr Colbert know about it?. he must mean something else, in which case i have no fucking idea what a blooming onion is then.