Sunday, May 16, 2010

The Human Centipede

Thoughts on this movie?

The-Human-Centipede-First-Sequence



I am torn (HA!) between laughing at it and screaming at it!


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44 comments:

Kaz said...

Oh. I really don't know what to say

People are weird

Kirsty said...

Oh my God, there are so many comments.
1) this looks like it was filmed on my camcorder, and the acting looks TERRIBLE
2) "First sequence" bodes ill for there being MANY SHITTY SEQUELS
3) Did you see the caption at the end saying "100% medically accurate"??
4) DID HE WANT TO STITCH UP THEIR MOUTHS TO THE FIRST PERSON'S ANUS??? Who came up with this shit? (That's what they're ALL going to be saying)

blueviolet said...

My son has bad movie nights with his buddies. How perfect is this?!

Kitty Stampede said...

woah. hahaha...that's a rather funny,creepnastytastic storyline. That man is freaking creepy as hell.
hilarity!

Melanie's Randomness said...

Omg you found this movie. When I first saw the trailer I was like it looks like a bad porn but then I watched the extended version & then I seriously almost threw up. It freaks me out that someone would be so sick!!! It gives me the hibbie gibbies. I know the end too of the movie & OMG I don't know what I would do. YIKES!!!

Missy said...

I am traumatized! Will not be seeing this one!

L.A. Daze said...

I have never heard of it, but I can't even watch the trailer. Movies like this make me want to throw up.

tulpen said...

I love wrong. Wrong is my favorite.

I don't know that the fuck this is, but wrong doesn't come close.

NO WAY I'll be seeing this.

And I will likely be sporting nightmares thanks to this trailer.

thanks.

blech.

Claire Kiefer said...

Sooooooo I haven't watched this trailer yet; still trying to work up the nerve. My co-worker told us about it at happy hour on Friday, and it left me a bit terrified. omg.

Stacy said...

I saw this and it was pretty much exactly what you'd expect. I love scary movies but the trailer is really all you need to see. They're only showing it at midnight right now and so the audience I saw it with was a little cracked out - they were hysterically laughing at every part. So how can you really be scared when there are hyenas cackling in the background?

caroline duke said...

i wanted to watch it because i thought the premise was just a little too hilarious. but it FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT.

i actually don't remember much of it because i think my mind did that little trick where it shuts the bad stuff out.

Kara said...

Some friends of ours were talking about this the other day at the pool (of all freaking places) and it sounded ridiculous. It LOOKS even more ridiculous. People spend money on getting shit like this made!?!?

josie(bean) said...

OMG YESSS you found this! hahaaha. me and my friends are reliving our D-rated indie horror flick party days and this was the next title on our list! the more heinous the concept the better, and so far we've gone though Teeth, Zerophilia, Stacy, and then more classics like Troll 2 (better than Troll 1). some are definitely worse than others, but I'm really hoping The Human Centipede is (stupidly) good!

Asylum Dolly said...

What the fuck.

let me get this right. he wants to attach peoples faces to other peoples butts to make a giant line of people who are forced to eat each others shit????? Bags being at the head of the line!

"100% medically accurate"?????????? So why do all those people he's stitched together still have their undies on?

Even though it looks really fucking stupid, it also grossed me out a LOT.I think i will pass on this one!

Alisa said...

I don't like scary movies. This look creepy and I will avoid it!

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

being the chicken shit that i've become, i'm not even going to watch the trailer. that picture already freaked me out.

Andhari said...

I don't think I'm gonna watch it. Scary movies especially when blood and guts are spilled are too disgusting for me.

Ch√Ętelaine - The Garden Fairy said...

Not to be watched by me. I do not want breakfast NOW.. ;-)

Jessica said...

Haha 100% medically accurate. The last scene in the trailer omg can you imagine filming that ok no one fart. lmao are they sure they didn't make a comedy.

the spectator said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vint junky said...

It's just wrong, it looks repulsive...and yet for some reason i still want to see it!!

xxx

The Zhush said...

eeew, and NO.

uglygirl said...

This looks hilarious! I love the "100% Medically Accurate" tagline. He isn't even holding his marker the right way. I'd hate to see how he yields a scalpel.

Really it's just perpetuating stereotypes of dumb American bimbos in Europe and creepy German doctors performing inhumane experiments. Also, I bet the Asian guy gets killed. The ethnic minority always gets sacrificed to save the white Americans.

I don't know how this could gross you out...it's just TOO FUNNY!

Iva said...

I am sure at some point will watch this LOL but for now I dont know what to think about it.

nasty. gross. but I THINK I might want to see it. If only to say I did....and here is what I thought of it LOL

this is the most indecisive comment huh? lol

"torn" hahahaha. you are a GENIUS! wait...have I told you that lately? BECAUSE YOU ARE!!! AND I ADORE YOU!! :)

ps. its not Monday.its not Monday.its not Monday.its not Monday.its not Monday.

Caroline said...

Holy shit...

Down and Out Chic said...

no no no no no no no. i've had some friends that have been talking about this movie for a while now and seriously?! shit creeps me out.

Summer {Bisfor...} said...

so this was the first film that roger and ebert or whatever DID NOT give a thumbs up or down or really review. no grade at all.

you gonna see it?

website design said...

wait, that's a real movie? as in somebody was paid to write it and make it? talk about messed up.

love jenny xoxo said...

Ewww... I don't think I can even handle the preview in its entirety. I know it's far fetch but no way!!!

asweetcakes said...

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!! trauma trauma trauma. It's soo stupid

Jennifer DeDonato said...

Yuck...I totally don't watch these kinds of movies because they freak me out. I am way to busy to waste time seeing this kinda stuff.

Heather Taylor said...

I laughed at the beginning of it, then grew more and more disturbed as the trailer went on. God forbid Eli Roth ever gets an idea to make a film like this, it would be even more disturbing and probably bag the number 1 spot at the box office...

JenRem said...

Stupid! Who in their right mind would EVER want to see this movie? No for real...

anotherfishinthesea said...

um. i cant watch scary movies, because i am a big baby and because if i do, i cant fall asleep afterwards. so this looks pretty eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeicky.

creative kerfuffle said...

i can't watch the trailer because i am a wuss to the nth degree when it comes to scary movies (even bad scary movies). i haven't seen this one advertised yet. i cringe whenever a saw movie trailer is on or that weird one out now, splice. i can't watch that shit.

free PR news said...

I wasn't ready to watch the trailer you posted and after reading the comments I am glad I wasn't. I hate scary films so I think I am going to skip this one and go to see Prince of Persia instead ;)

Jill said...

I can't look.

chloe said...

this disturbs me. i came across the trailer a couple of months ago and couldn't figure out if it was for real or not until i googled it (and i found out what happens in the end too, ewwwww!)
definitely wouldn't want to see it on the big screen, ugh

Erin Elizabeth said...

Disturbing. I couldn't be paid to watch it. There is just no way. I think it would be hilarious if it was about a giant, people-eating centipede...But this is just sick.

I'm horrified!

In case that wasn't obvious.

Pretty Little World said...

I came across this trailer about a month ago on the Apple website and thought, "Hmmm... 'The Human Centipede'... I'll watch that trailer."

I really, really, really like horror movies, but for the rest of the day I had this weird taste in my mouth that I could not get rid of.

Just seeing the poster brings that back a little... ugh.

uglygirl said...

My friend just emailed me to say she downloaded this film after she saw this post shared on my Google Reader. You are drumming up business for this movie. Maybe there will be some sequels (the human millipede?)

uglygirl said...

I just looked on IMDB (I want to see how it ends!) and there IS a sequel, in post-production. "Tagline: 100% medically INaccurate."

Kathryn said...

I just read over at Boing Boing that Roger Ebert even refused apply the star system to rate this movie.

It indicated the Sun Times reported that Ebert stated "have long attempted to take a generic approach. In other words, is a film true to its genre and does it deliver what its audiences presumably expect? "The Human Centipede" scores high on this scale. It is depraved and disgusting enough to satisfy the most demanding midnight movie fan. And it's not simply an exploitation film...

I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."


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Big Red said...

My BF watched this the other day and then told me about it when I got home from work. I was so hungry when I walked in the door, but when he told me about what happens I got so sick to my stomach I couldn't eat dinner. I didn't even see it! I never miss a meal!

In a sick way, thinking about this movie could be a great appetite suppressant for me.