Friday, May 14, 2010

I Hate Your Outfit!

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44 comments:

Dancing Branflake said...

Haha! I saw this on Yahoo and I hate this also. But I LOVE your tags!

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

This cracks me up because I saw this pic on E! Online or somewhere last night and I was like, "WTF?" I mean ... I can't recall a time when I've EVER said, "Oh, Mariah, I like your outfit," but this? Takes the cake. Who the eff wears heels with a sweatsuit?

Kaz said...

That girl's got no class!

None at all

Brooke said...

What? Heels don't go well with sweat suits? Damn. No wonder people stare at me at the gym...

Alisa said...

Her suit is soo tight and his is soo baggy!

Char said...

LOL gotta love the camel toe

uglygirl said...

Wish she'd get a stylist.

Iva said...

when sweats turn into leggings...

Caroline said...

Good lord...

Diana said...

Hahah! heels with sweats! Yuck!

the spectator said...

Naaasty.

L.A. Daze said...

Ouch. My eyes hurt.

Claire Kiefer said...

I mean . . . I'm all about being casual on the weekends, but . . . this is a whole different thing, for real!!!

Kirsty said...

OY. Nick looks like Mariah's pool cleaner from the hood. Mariah just looks like... well, like Mariah.

vint junky said...

Lord save us! Euuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!


xxxx

tulpen said...

Cracktastic!!!

Mrsblogalot said...

I tried this look once.

Didn't work for me either.

cybill said...

She always looks so trussed up to me (probably got 4 layers of spanx on under that outfit) that one false move would have her twanging around the room like a crazed rubber ball. Adding the heels to that outfit was a masterful walmart touch.

FB @ FabulouslyBroke.com said...

I second the hate!

Mariah always manages to look trashy, even in the chic-est of items.

Jill said...

She really needs to hire a stylist.

Georgina said...

Is she wearing tap-dancing shoes to the gym? And someone needs to alert NIKE that people wearing their sweatpants like that is not good PR. - G

HAL said...

Wow wtf. It's like don't even try with the heels ...

HALCOHOLIC.com

Trixie said...

I always get the feeling that she still thinks she's 20

Morgan said...

Trainwrecks. Both of them.

Krystal said...

ewwwwwwww

Prairie Chicken... said...

a camel toe to rival Coco's?

I never thought I'd see the day

ana b. said...

BUT I LOVE THE SIDE PONY. Yessssirrr. Ha.

The Cottage Cheese said...

Strategically placed string hides the camel toe...

Christiejolu said...

The outfit is Ok it is the heals that make it look ridiculous!

Tracie said...

She never looks good.

Asylum Dolly said...

cybills comment = GOLD.

I guess money can't buy taste!
Does she work out in heels???? By the time she's 70 she will have ridiculous amounts of back pain. But calf muscles of steel.

Oh btw , i thought of you and your "I hate your outfit!" posts the other day. My eyes were assaulted by an ad for the new " Boyfit pants" for women by Bonds. Oh my fucking god, they are the FUGLIEST pants i have ever fucking seen.They are uber baggy around the ass, with the crotch hanging almost to the knees, but then- but THEN! The legs taper inward, so that they fit tightly around the calves and ankles. O_o What the fuck. The ad showed the model wearing them casually, and then in a fancy jacket- implying that you might actually wear that shit OUT somewhere!??? I gotta find you a photo. You would crack up. They are the ugliest pants known to man. But the scariest thing is that people might buy them! WHYYYYYY???? The tall skinny model looks like a sack of crap in them! We normal people will look like depressed circus clowns on laundry day! Don't do it!!!!! I am losing faith in humanity. I really am.

♥Aubrey said...

OMG...she didn't...SHE DID!!!

She's wearing heels & sporting a vinyl purse with sweats :)-
Has she gone senile while being married?! Lol
Mariah needs a stylist PRONTO.

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

i guess this is what true love does to people? :P

blueviolet said...

What in the world makes that happen?

The Zhush said...

Wowzers...words escape me right now...

WendyB said...

I would criticize it, but it's better than what I'm wearing right now :-(

SabinePsynopsis said...

Stylist, PLEASE!!!!

Kristin said...

Which one? HA!

ANDWHATELSEISTHERE said...

haha agrees! we do too! blah.

ANDWHATELSEISTHERE

SHOP

Down and Out Chic said...

what? you don't wear sweats and heels?

web development said...

Dear Mariah, be honest, you really looked in the mirror and thought "I look good"? I mean seriously?

...love Maegan said...

lol ..I don't know whose is worse?!

Heather Taylor said...

Why did she add heels to this??!!

rent Harley Miami said...

Oops, somebody maybe forgot to check the mirror. Or maybe she wore it a couple of years ago when it was still the right size for her. It would still be bearable somehow if she wore different shoes.