Saturday, July 3, 2010

Stupid Slogans

When Your Lashes Grow, Your Lashes Show!

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Once You Get It, You Really Get It.

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Really folks? Really? These are the brilliant slogans you have come up with?!  You suck.  And I am guessing your products do too.


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31 comments:

Georgina Dollface said...

"inadequate lashes"? WTF? Poor Claire Danes. - G

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

I have a friend who uses the eyelash one- and tons of people have asked Dr. J what he thinks about the product- it is actually invented as a glaucoma med- kinda messed up that its side affect is what it is being marketed for.

buffalodick said...

Bad ads are bad, but annoying ones are worse!

WendyB said...

It's like..."Repeated things are repeated!"

everythingisjustwonderful said...

But I thought they were appealing to my intelligence? I feel like such a fool!

Ellie Grace said...

Hahahahahaha I never noticed this!! Thank you for bringing such insight to my life. :)

-Ellie

Caroline said...

OMG...is Clarie Danes desperate or what?!

Panty Buns said...

You're right. Those slogans are dumb. Another thing - if Latisse actually worked, wouldn't they be testing it out on the tops of old bald guys heads or marketing a variation for that purpose?

Ashton King said...

Stupid slogans are great. There's this irrigation business where I live who's slogan is: Dothan Irrigation, Keeping the Wiregrass Wet and Happy for More than 30 Years.

Alisa said...

The worst..."If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face" - Carl’s Jr.

Who makes up these?

Christiejolu said...

OMG those are bad slogans! The Brooke Sheilds Latisse commercial is bad too...

S and O said...

stupid slogans always make me laugh, for some reason I can't get over them--however I'd never buy their product.

Xoxo
Sarah

Kathryn said...

The only thing that irritates me more than slogans that overstate the obvious because they think everyone has the mind and attention span of the 3 year old are the commercials that you watch and then wonder WTF they were advertising because they think the are being chic and clever by just sneaking it in at the end, which is too late because I flipped the channel 10 seconds earlier because I was bored with waiting.

There is one now that has drawing and some deadbeat buy on a roof where the announcer says "Happy 5th Birthday again" that I still haven't figured out (nor do I really care)

The Seeker said...

Those are stupid advertise, but the worst is that they touch many women who buy those things or if they don't they feel sad because they can't be beautiful as the stereotype they present.

Hope you're having a great weekend

Luv

xoxo

cerebral e said...

Ren - Viagra was originally developed as a blood pressure medication and it had an unexpected side effect too!

sherri said...

"who buys this shit" is a label I will defintely use. and, even if you didn't post a damn thing, i'd just keep coming back to see that incredible header of yours.

Iva said...

seriously? is that Claire Danes? I mean I see it is lol but I didn't know she was doing Latisse.

hmmm oh well. Now I get it. I REALLY GET IT!

snort. lol ;)

Hope you are having a nice weekend drollgirl!

Claire Kiefer said...

This is hilarious and those ads are IDIOTIC. Makes me question why I can barely make it living off my teacher's salary, and yet these (specific) people making a hell of a lot more money than me in marketing are incompetent buffoons! Man oh man.

fishy said...

We are all (women) beautiful. My God, don't listen to the ads!!! Be who you were, when you were sixteen. Just a little mascara......yaa

fishy said...

Yep, the cats load faster and faster. So cool !

Inferno said...

Those car advertisements a few years ago "built for drivers"

Really?

Anonymous said...

I have used Latisse for over a year now and my eyelashes are amazing!!! I have purchased two bottles during the year, spending less than 200 total. I love the product, but then I also use Botox and love the compliments I hear on how good my face looks. The products earn an A in my book

SabinePsynopsis said...

Oh, I love the last comment... All the millions spent on marketing teams do seem to work (on some).

Gabbi said...

And is that Claire Danes in the first ad? That's just sad.

Jack Daniel said...

That's really, really funny. I think they fired the copywriters. Hahaha.

I haven't checked out your blog in ages...still popular I see. :)

Marsi @ The Cottage Cheese said...

Claire Danes put her face on that piece of crap ad? Shame on her.

Kitty Stampede said...

WOO! damn...these are dumbassery hard.

Lorena said...

Oh this is bad... its like the writers for these ads were lobotomized...

Miss Caitlin S. said...

hahah, new to your blog and love this post. Last sentence is brilliant.

十十f十 said...

ahaha...

Diana said...

Obviously, either really smart men who think women are this vapid, or women who are really dim worked on these ads. Thank goodness not all of us fall for it.