Thursday, August 5, 2010

Bruce Willis Cologne

Well what have we here. Bruce Willis cologne.

bruce willis cologne

I am betting it smells like Twelve Monkeys.


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39 comments:

bananas. said...

"annoying actor"??? oh hell to the no! that is MY OLD MAN you're talking about!!!

but i wouldn't be surprise if his cologne smelled like old man balls. HA!

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

AT LAST! I was planning on dumping my husband because he doesn't smell like Bruce Willis, but now ... :)

Making a cologne is one thing, but putting your actual name on it is, like, really conceited. Is Bruce Willis even doing anything these days - besides perfumery, that is?

Melanie's Randomness said...

Oh god every man who loves Die Hard is going to get this & a jetpack. I hope it doesn't smell like tweleve monkeys but it'd be pretty funny if it did & the stores makde sure they didn't have tester bottles so they wouldn't know til they got home! lol!

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

I am guessing it smells like Demi's leftovers.

Bitsy said...

OH BRUCE... you are like the gift that keeps on giving....

Caroline said...

OMG...for real? The label is hilarious. So manly...lol!

thelayeredpancake said...

I don't like him at all. he looks like bart simpson. But twelve monkeys was so completely and joyfully insane I loved it. All i can say is i hope it smells like 12monkeys.
your labels are great.

Shelley said...

This will be perfect for all the men going to see The Expendables... they can all have their "mangasms" while reeking of Bruce Willis.

asweetcakes said...

Loool Drollgirl, i bet it's not THAT bad! lol. I really like the packaging though.

But seriously, what's with this trend of celebrity perfumes???!

Dancing Branflake said...

This would be the PERFECT gag gift. Haha!

Farah said...

say whatever you want but I have a huge crush on Bruce Willis. and yes, i know he's bald! hahahaha ;)

Heff said...

So...they finally figured out how to bottle "Ass", huh ?

Christiejolu said...

HAHA! I was thinking "How good can Bruce Willis smell?"(12 monkeys hilarious) He looks like he is always sweating....

Char said...

i was think more like the wifebeater in die hard...

LOL

Missy said...

I am just not sure how I feel about this! I am thinking Old Man smells...

Jake Hammell said...

Oh snap!

Bazinga!

Seriously, I lol'd all over the office about this one

Shorty said...

Yeeesh.... Isn't he always sweaty and dirty in his films?

ticklishfromadistance said...

Hahahahahahha! Thank you, Bruce! Now I know what to get all the guys on my list for xmas. Woo-hoo! Geez....

carly said...

VOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

for some reason i picture police men wearing this.

Trixie said...

Mmmmmmmm Bruce Willis. I bet it smells like sexxxxxxxxxxy. Yumm :D

tulpen said...

I think 12 monkeys would smell better.

Kitty Stampede said...

that is so lame-ass. gotta love celebs and their narcissism and needing to make a buck every way possible. blarg.

Ellie Grace said...

I bet you need a Sixth Sense to experience it... Eeeehhh?!?!? Ok I really hope no one else made a Sixth Sense joke, because I was just really proud of myself for thinking that up.

-Ellie

libbeh ♥ said...

LOL!

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

Ahhh, haha. Maybe it's bottled from all the sweat form the very first Die hard. Hmm when was that again?

Kristine said...

Almost as gross as a female wanting to smell like Paris Hilton. And didn't Donald Trump have a signature scent? Barf barfetty barf.

thisgirlbeck said...

I'm still waiting for Mickey Rourke Colonge

-becky
http://fabulous-junk.blogspot.com

Alisa said...

You are funny!

Kathryn said...

With all of the action films where he plays the rouge alcoholic cop I would think it would smell like a combination of sweat and gin, with a touch of gunpowder and just a smidgen of Dunkin Donuts.

Kristin said...

I think it smells like Moonlighting!

Mary-Laure said...

Scary. I agree with Kristine above....

Georgina Dollface said...

I don;t get the celebrity endorsed/named cologne and perfume thing. All I smell when I think of those kinds of brands is Walgreens and Rite-Aid. - G

Gabbi said...
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Gabbi said...

haha... I'm supporting Bruce. Why do only 20somethng year-old popstars get to push tacky colognes?

Heather Taylor said...

Good for him. Men's colognes shouldn't be left to just Antonio Banderas or Diddy.

Marsi @ The Cottage Cheese said...

Yup, I thought it was pretty ridiculous too. I did a post about it a few weeks ago, but hadn't seen the packaging yet. I think they designed the boxes to look like the high rise building in Die Hard.

MarchMusings said...

Bad idea really!

Henna @ AboutDivorce Blog said...

wow - cool new look, i have never seen any perfume or colonge bottle done this way, its unique, i would give it full marks for that

Jennifer DeDonato said...

"but i wouldn't be surprise if his cologne smelled like old man balls. HA!"

That is the best comment!