Monday, August 16, 2010

Face Off

I can't stop looking at pictures of these two punching bags: Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone. I am having trouble deciding which one looks less bad better.

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And in the right corner we have Sylvester Stallone:


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68 comments:

Improbable Joe said...

Melted wax vs puffy dough... it is so hard to judge!!!

Heff said...

Mickey Rourke looks FUCT UP !!! I liked him in "The Wrestler", but he looks NOTHING like he used to.

At least you can still recognize Sly.

Word Verification "sucki", lol !

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

Lumpy and blobby. That is all.

Dancing Branflake said...

I liked Sly better. When I see Mickey I get chills- as in I get really uncomfortable and a little nauseous.

Katie said...

eeeew i try so hard to NOT look at these faces. i kept scrolling and scrolling ahhhh.

...we're mean.

Brandi said...

Well since they both have faces only a mother (or gold digger) could love I have to place my vote with the gentleman who has, in my humble opinion, better movies...Mickey.

the eternal list said...

didn't see THE EXPENDABLES. how was it?

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Okay, so as I was looking at this I was eating a cookie. And the pictures seriously made me lose my appetite. I LOST MY APPETITE FOR A COOKIE. Do you know how much nastiness it takes for me to lose my appetite FOR A COOKIE?!

That is an admirable level of disgust, right there.

So to answer your question as to who looks the worst: it's close, but I'd have to say Mickey Rourke ftw.

WendyB said...

So hard to pick a winner.

I must say I was in a restaurant when Mickey walked in -- not long before the Oscars -- and he had amazing presence in his crazy way.

Phoenix said...

Considering they were both actual boxers when they were younger and therefore they had their faces repeatedly pummeled, I'm impressed that they still look human at this point. Let's just consider this post a Public Service Announcement for not going into boxing and call it a wash, eh?

Savvy Gal said...

EEEK for both. Hard call!

Caroline said...

Oh god...I have to go for the Italian Stallion. As gross as he is...but he still looks somewhat human. Holy crap Micky does look FUCT UP!!!

Char said...

i think micky got with priscilla's surgeon. i can't tell them apart.

sly edges it out.

Morgan said...

Seeing MR now makes me sad... he was so handsome in his day! What the hell happened?!?

SabinePsynopsis said...

Sylvester for the weird eye-brows and Mickey because he's just cool and a hero for facing (!) his battered visage everyday.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Sylvester for the weird eye-brows and Mickey because he's just cool and a hero for facing (!) his battered visage everyday.

~KS said...

What a close match up... but in the end, I think Sly looks less bad... but surely not by much!!!

morgan said...

I think I'm scarred for life after seeing all those photos...

...love Maegan said...

I think I'm more concerned with M.Rourke's skin TEXTURE ...what is really going on there?

Brown Girl said...

They are both seriously scary! Like yuck, I feel sorry for them!

Shelley said...

*gag* neither? their faces are messed up...

Christiejolu said...

I will say Stallone looks less worse...But remember when Mickey Rourke was hot???

Laura Trevey said...

Scary!!!

Have a fab week ~~
xoxo Laura

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Eh, MR is less loathesome than SS.

thisgirlbeck said...

I am strangly attracted to Mickey Rourke, I don't know why... but I am... who knows..

-becky
http://fabulous-junk.blogspot.com

L.A. Daze said...

Greasy. Both of them. Yuck.

Gabby said...

Hot messes minus the hot part. :)

girlunwinding said...

Ugh, god. I'd rather just sleep alone.
~Dawn

Alisa said...

They both look sooooo bad! Plastic surgery doesn't make you look younger, it makes you look freaky!

Shorty said...

Eeesh. I used to drool over both of those guys. I actually wanted to marry Rambo when I was young. If I have to vote, it would be for Stallone because of the memories in my mind! I always just used Rourke to 'get off' when he was a hottie. If ya catch my meaning... : )

bananas. said...

dude they're both raunchy! not even brown bag material.

ew gross! i just shuttered at the thought! bleh!!!

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

Eww- so gross- Please stop it, I can't take it any more- that was A LOT of photos!

Kitten said...

Mickey Rourke. Stringy hair and bad teeth...ugh!

5thsister said...

my eyes! my eyes! yuck!

Missy said...

Oh Dear Lord! They are both old and ooooohhhhhh! I vote for Stallone's mother!

blueviolet said...

The horror of it all!

Vivienne said...

gah.

Remember 9 1/2 weeks....? Man are those days over.

Ebony said...

Mickey Rourke looks like a bad wax figure of Mickey Rourke, while Sly Stallone looks suprisingly like a cross between Cher and Janice Dickinson. Things that make you go hmmmmm ...

libbeh ♥ said...

So hard to choose! I can't decide, so I'm going to vote for a double fist.

Sad fact - I used to think that Mickey Rourke was super hot when I was a kid. Have you seen him in his glory days as a
hot looking stud
? Man, talk about sizzlin' hot! Now he looks like a walking bloated Cabbage Patch kid.

Now, Sly on the other... I've always thought he was ugly and there is nothing that will change that opinon, LOL!

love jenny xoxo said...

Mickey seems to be trying to be more wacky, which almost works... i mean if you are going to look crazy anyways, why not go all out?

ticklishfromadistance said...

Mickey Rourke used to be so hot. Such a shame.

the spectator said...

Mickey needs some eyelashes.

They are both gruesome.

Susan Erickson said...

A couple pieces of raw meat would look better. These boys are so done and over....if I had to choose one...I guess Stallone ....only because he ate in the same restaurant as me in Hope B.C.....

Staci said...

"AAAAADRRRRRIIIIIIENNNNE" I vote stallone because of his horrible facial expressions! i pretty much lol'd when i opened your blog...hadnt been here in a while and i hadnt seen the cats in the header....too funny!!

TK Kerouac said...

Geez, what happened to these guys...permanent birth control!

Sly looks like his mom now:(

Kitty Stampede said...

play-doh faces smushy.
i used to have such a crush on Rocky. But damn, those brows and that face can barely move, and he's got night crawler vagina lips.
mickey's face is just astonishing.
the comments are freaking hilarious.
God, I love your blog.

diane said...

What makes a person attractive, as in "to attract"?
Mickey Rourke is one talented SOB (Pope of New York, Sin City, Angelheart), but Sylvester Stallone has one h*ll of a private art collection and is reputed to be a really nice guy. Oh yeah, and Mickey Rourke used to be hot.
I'm o.k., btw. Thanks for asking.

Prairie Chicken... said...

its like being asked:

how would you prefer to die?
electrocution or firing squad

both are equally horrifying.

Kara said...

Boyfriend and I agree: Sly looks funky in general, but Mickey looks WAY more busted. Like, busted ass ho fo sho.

Kathryn said...

I have to vote the Stallone because he never has really been attractive and that hasn't changed much - his face has always been a little hound dog looking and if anything, the wrinkles bring out that character even more - I have never been a fan of his but gosh darn it, there is just something about that dude that is likeable I end up seeing all his movies anyway.

Rourke on the other hand used to be really good looking and his hard living and failed plastic surgery(ies) make him look like a homeless Ken doll that has been microwaved for about 30 seconds. Is it me or does it look like his face is melting?

Georgina Dollface said...

Stallone was never ever in the running with me, ever. Rourke on the hand had a chance. I thought his hair looked cute when he put it up in a bun. There was just something strangely attractive about the incongruity of his macho build combined with a casual french twist in an elastic band. But after seeing this assortment of photos, I'm not so sure. - G

Gabbi said...

awwww... I wanna say it's a tie? Seriously, WHAT HAAAPPENED?? Damn...

bravegrrl said...

mickey was soo good looking when he was younger!

GUGAW said...

sly's brows in that first photo are...um...impressive. mickey definately pips at the betterness here.

can i add another contender into the equation? gordon ramsey pre surgery:

http://bit.ly/94ywye

Ashton King said...

Mickey Rourke is scary.

Pretty Little World said...

I don't even know how to judge this. SS looks better, I think. However, Mickey Rourke used to look really, really good, where as SS has always been kind of, eh. So, maybe Mickey Rourke?

Kristine said...

I want to barf looking at both, although Mickey was a heart breaker in The Wrestler.I was very distracted by his weird clam shell fingernails. How did he screw those up too?

Jennifer DeDonato said...

Both are pretty bad...but Mickey looks REALLY bad. Clam shell fingernails comment had me laughing out loud!

cerebral e said...

I think Mickey's face is the biggest tragedy because he used to be so beautiful.

Jill said...

This just makes me really sad.

creative kerfuffle said...

back in the day mickey was hot. 9 1/2 weeks? OMG. i never saw the attraction of sly, but he still looks like the same person. the first time i saw a current pic of mickey i didn't recognize him. i still don't. i think he was abducted by aliens and they replaced him w/ whatever that is. and, against my better judgement i'm kinda wanting to see the expendables w/ all the old has beens in it. bruce willis---he's aged quite nicely.

vint junky said...

I'm inconsoslable that mickey now looks like this...remember rumblefish...he was my no.1 crush!
xx

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十十f十 said...

groan. i grew up with these men. i just read a rave review on sly's new movie. i think i'm going to catch it. cobra's one of my fave movies.

Caitlin said...

I think Rocky looks less bad. Mickey Rourke is just...no. We are not even going there.

Heather Taylor said...

I still have a soft spot in my heart for Mickey Rourke. I think he looks like he'd be fun to get drinks with.

Diana said...

OMG the last one!

Wow, they both look greasy and like a plastic surgery DON'T!

Ace said...

I don't get grossed out looking at Rocky. (He will always be Rocky to me!) Mickey Rourke seriously makes my tummy queasy.