I live in Los Angeles, the city with the worst traffic on planet earth. My 11-mile commute takes 60 minutes. It is MADDENING.
I do everything in my power to avoid getting stuck behind any of the following:
Please just take a taxi!
City bus drivers CANNOT BE TRUSTED! They are the angriest people on earth! They will fuck your shit up!
Prius drivers are the worst drivers on earth. There. I said it.
Potential boyfriends on board? Bah.
Gardeners are quite possibly the slowest drivers on earth.
I just want to RUN OVER YOU.
I really hate sharing the road with you.
You have no business driving in a big city! Go learn to drive in the country!
You scare the hell out of me!
You stink! And you fuck up my commute every Thursday!
TOURISTS! Gah! GAH!!!! They have all the time in the world to mosey about the city and smile! Gah!
As if driving in this city wasn't bad enough, Obama was in Los Angeles yesterday, and he PRETTY MUCH FUCKED TRAFFIC ALL TO HELL. My one hour commute turned into TWO FUCKING HOURS. I was livid. Everyone on the road looked like they were going to explode. So Obama, DON'T EVER COME TO LOS ANGELES AGAIN! NEVER! EVER!!! Nor should any other future head of state!!! NEVER!!! &#**!@^*#^$!@@!!!