Friday, August 13, 2010

My Child Is A Monkey

Have you seen this show?!?!?! WTF?!?!??! Crazy cat ladies now have some stiff competition.

My Child Is a Monkey, National Geographic Channel


my child is a monkey






My Child Is a Monkey - National Geographic Channel

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40 comments:

cerebral e said...

gotta get me one of those

Brandi said...

My first thought when I read the title was ...Wow that must be awkward to pop out.

thelayeredpancake said...

For reals I gotta get me one of those. Once I went to the washington dc zoo and i saw tiny monkeys(like 2 inches long). I love kapuchian monkeys (i dont think i spelled that right, but it sounds like that) and i have wanted one since I saw Ross's on Friends.
Good for me, I am already a crazy cat lady.

hope505 said...

...nnnooo....they will wear a diaper forever and never learn to talk! They seem like clingy, needy, freeky little pets!
two thumbs down on having a monkey in the house. *haha!

Missy said...

I watched this and LOST it when I saw them pulling the monkey's teeth. They called it 'altering your monkey.' These women make cat ladies look good!

Len♥reNeverM♥re said...

On my next Christmas?!
but kidding aside...that face is so darn cute~*

Georgina Dollface said...

Ewww. Sock monkey's are cute. They don't bite and they don't need diapers either. I suggest she get one for herself, right after she submits that photo to an "I look just like my pet contest" . - G

Caroline said...

Holy crap...I would not last 1 minute with those monkeys! I am scared for the baby to be in the top video...that monkey is outta control!!!

Monkeys belong in trees in the jungle not cages in Virginia!!! Just sayin'!

e+a said...

Oh, I want a monkey as a pet but then I found out how big and sharp their teeth are and maybe I'll stick to seeing them in a zoo.

Also, who would feed a monkey human food?????
XOXO,
e

C.B. said...

She'll change her mind when she wakes up one morning and it's eating her eyeballs.
Those little guys are scary.

girlunwinding said...

It would just be like having a baby that never grew up. Not for me.
~Dawn

Susan Erickson said...

My girlfriends father had a monkey when we were kids. It lived in the den and the den stunk! We were afraid of it because it went a little nutso. They really need a jungle....

Felicia said...

I have seen shows like that, and my friend and I were JUST talking about it this past weekend!! Those ladies are batshit!

Kitty Stampede said...

I like to look at monkeys, but i would NEVER EVER own one. I would be scared they would smother me in the night..I would always be on edge, thinking they are going to jump out and attack me, kill me and eat me while i'm still half alive.
i'll stick with kitties, thanks. ;)

Have a Wicked-tastic weekend woman!

5thsister said...

Sick.

Char said...

yeah...these people are seriously ill

Jennifer Fabulous said...

This is insane!! I can't believe people like this are out there...

Jennifer Fabulous said...

PS. Dragon Tattoo is kind of slow at first, I agree. It's just providing the setting and getting you to know the characters. But once you get toward the middle, it picks up pretty fast!

diane said...

One of my friends in high school was somewhat wealthy and spoiled, she had a chimp. It didn't last long. She said they can get a bit mean. Hahaha, I BET. hahaha.

libbeh ♥ said...

WTF? I concur w/ Kitty Stampede. Monkeys are okay to look at, but I would never own one in fear that it'd kill me.

LOL diane!

Kaz said...

Monkeys alway freak me out.
As cute as they are, they always look like they'd rip off your face in a split second.
I'd rather dress up a cat in baby clothes.
Did I actually just write that? Geez

Kathryn said...

Due to their small size the danger they pose - they are more dangerous than a large dogs due their intelligence.

Heff said...

It's also shown on the Monkey Channel, but they re-named it "My Human Is An Idiot".

Kristin said...

Weirder than my child is a doll?

tulpen said...

As if human or even cat shit isn't bad enough.

Gabbi said...

haha... i know it's wrong, but come on... pipi had one! mr. nilsson.

bananas. said...

people are so fucked up.

thank god though...it provides for some pretty entertaining television.

L.A. Daze said...

That is some freaky sh*t. Monkeys are mean, and i'm terrified of them. In Jakarta we have monkey performers and once we asked one to come onto our property and perform. We felt bad for the monkey's owner and wanted to give him some money. The monkey did a little dance, beat his little drum, and walked around with a tiny umbrella...and then it just went apesh*t. It started screeching and ran up our flag pole and started showing his teeth and making all these aggressive moves. Hahaha I ran inside and watched from the comfort of the living room as the guy tried to get his monkey down from the flag pole. Never again.

Keith said...

I haven't seen this yet.

Enjoy the weekend.

SabinePsynopsis said...

This is truly frightening. I bet some of these mummies might have an experience as described by LA Daze... My heart bleeds.

Cheryl said...

I so hope I don't end up doing that...

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

I have so much to say about this whole "caged animal as a pet" thing people do! It's crazy! I can't say what I want to say about this but I'm thinking you can guess:)

Heather Taylor said...

I'm legit terrified now. It will be hard to sleep at night.

...love Maegan said...

fuck babies, it's all about monkeys

Dream Sequins said...

OMG. Wasn't there a story about a woman whose monkey disfigured her friend last year? Crazy!

Indie.Tea said...

I haven't, but I adore monkeys...and so....I'm sure I'd like the show.

TK Kerouac said...

adorable, but lots of work too!!!

Sam said...

Awwww! He's so cute!! Those little fluffy dark arms are the best. But, I think little monkeys can be naughty, no?

Pretty Little World said...

So, I haven't seen this, but yeah, that's kind of fucked up. Money does not = baby.

creative kerfuffle said...

we watched an episode of that. i had to stop. too disturbing.

my wordify id torko which rhymes w/ dorko which is what those people are.