Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Taylor Monster Momsen

Taylor Momsen is channeling Nosferatu.

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Special thanks goes out to Maegan of lovemaegan.com for showing me pics of the Momsen Monster that inspired this post, and for putting up with all of my cackling as I prepared this post [we have been sharing a desk at work for the last two weeks, which has probably been pure torture for her!]. Check out her blog if you don't already know her!

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41 comments:

Anna said...

Sad/frightening. She could be a cute girl!

the eternal list said...

y'know, i actually kinda look like nosferatu...seriously...

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

I've heard the name, but who the eff IS this girl, really?

I mean, besides the single biggest consumer of eyeliner EVER?

bananas. said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!

oh man i freakin love you! you don't even know...i am ALWAYS cracking on this bitch. never thought to compare her to a monster! FLIPPIN GENIUS!!!

sealaura said...

She is SOOOOO annoying. I can't stand her. raccoon go away!

Hanako66 said...

lololollllololo

L.A. Daze said...

I can't stand her. She looks like a dirty raccoon. Plus the crap that comes out of her mouth? Where are her parents? I'm also happy she's off Gossip Girl.

Brandi said...

Yay, I love stories of twins being reunited!!. Side note: Is it just me or does everyone else want to slap Taylor silly???

Alisa said...

If she shaved her head she'd be a dead ringer!

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

Great match!

Love the collage-

Missy said...

I have dark rings around my eyes without the makeup!
Cute photos!

Sadie's Momma said...

Seriously, what is the exciting part of looking like you've gotten socked in the eyeballs? Just sayin'.

Heff said...

I hate to break up the hate party here, but that whorey "over eyelined" racoon look TURNS ME THE HELL ON !!! Pornstars do it all the time.

Ok, I've said too much.

TERI REES WANG said...

Looks like someone is attempting to do their own make-up, rather than hire the right professional.

Smokey & Sultry just went Scary.

hope505 said...

*hahahaa!* "Momsferatu" = lovesit!!

this kinderwhore is always on my nerves...I just read that she was running her mouth about Rhianna (how much R sucked or some shizz! Yikes!)of all people, and Rhianna actually called the prostitot up and set her straight....how embarassing would that be!...Momsferatu is only like 17 isn't she? *HAAAA

Caroline said...

Hahahahaha....seriously hilarious!

Melanie's Randomness said...

Is it bad that I have no idea who this vampire wannabe is? Was she in Twiligh?

...love Maegan said...

omg seriously laughing out loud ...and I don't know what I'm gonna do when you move to your office :( cry at my computer I suppose ...talking to myself lol.

Morgan said...

She annoys the piss out of me. You know she's going to turn 30 some day and be like WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING!!!!!

SabinePsynopsis said...

Well done, Maegan, for cheering you (and us) up. Poor Taylor, she's obviously going through teenage angst - something Klaus Kinski never overcame, I guess. Or did he move straight into madness? (I once stayed with people who were his neighbours and they told me he had the habit of strolling through his garden in red gum boots/wellies, shouting loudly.)

tulpen said...

Am I supposed to know who this chick is? I'm so outta touch.

Gabby said...

She is far too young to look so awful! Hahaha love this post!

Kitty Stampede said...

shite, i wish i worked with you two!!! Damn, that must be hilarious.

This is TOO FUNNY! i seen her in some movie which i forget cause it sucked so hard recently and everytime she opened her mouth, I gagged. in my head anyways...she annoys me to the max.

Kristin said...

As if I wasn't already freaked out enough! ah ha ha

Christy said...

I am dying right now!!! Bwwaaahhahahaa...!!! SO right on the money!

Somebody get that girl a cotton ball and some remover!

libbeh ♥ said...

That's not all she's channeling, if you know what I mean, HAHAHA!

Can I trade my uber-ridiculous-annoying co-workers for you two?

Katy Mary said...

This is super creep-tacular. and hilarious.

Alicia said...

bwahhaa!! this is awesome!! that girl drives me nuts. every time i saw her on gossip girl i wanted to claw my eyes out....

Pretty Little World said...

Taylor is so pretty, and yet... well that's tough to see when you're dressed like a hooker and covered in coal dust.

Did you read the interview where she said anyone who's concerned about the way she dresses is a scumbag? Nice. Now she also has the personality to match those clothes...

Jessica said...

I don't even know who that is but she sure isn't into variety.
Blah, blah, blah. Good grief.

C.B. said...

I met her at a fashion show I worked on, back when Gossip Girls was a hot new show. She was a regular kid. Very naturally pretty and friendly. All of a sudden, "hardcore rocker" Nosferatu. Well, it is Hollyweird.

Down and Out Chic said...

this post reflect my thoughts exactly regarding not-so-lovely taylor. you read my mind.

Brianne said...

that girl is the definition of a hot mess.

girlunwinding said...

I WAS gonna say I love her eyes and wondered where she learned her technique. Not anymore, geeze! ;-P

Kathryn said...

The sad thing this is a 16 year old girl dressing and almost looking like a middle aged streetwalker. Where is her mother to edit her choice of makeup and fashion? My mom was fairly liberal, but dang, I would never have been allowed of the house at that age with as much makeup or as little clothing as this chic wears (hearing my Mom's voice in my head saying your choice...shorts after dark; look like a tart)

TEST said...

Every time I see this Taylor chick, I wanna hide all the children behind me so she won't get us! LOL

cerebral e said...

Hmm I dressed pretty strange when I was in high school, too.

Have you seen this one?ca

thesydneygirl said...

LOL!!!!

Zoƫ said...

she's trying way too hard
it all feels overly manufactured

Miss Absinthe said...

Love this! Hope you're taking it easy Miss Drollgirl...

SweetBonita said...

i LOVE love megan and i LOVE drollgirl. and come to find out, you sit next to her. and though you don't know me, i imagine we're all the best of friends! (you know, in a they're so cool way. not a creepy stalkerish way.) small world, i tell ya...