Thursday, September 9, 2010

Testosterone



rinaldo frattolillo, mr. goodbar, 2007, seven color silkscreen
Rinaldo Frattolillo, Mr. Goodbar, 2007, Seven color silkscreen, 26" x 53"


Do you have enough testosterone in your life?  Too little?  Too much?  Just the right amount?

I don't have enough testosterone in my life right now.  I live with two castrated cats.  Most of my friends are chicks and gay guys.  I work at an art gallery, and there is a SERIOUS lack of testosterone there.  Humph.  I guess I need to get out more often and try and meet men.   Eeeee.  Bleh.  EEEEEE.

The other day I got home and saw a man walking a GORGEOUS dog.  Of course I raced over to see  and pet the DOG, but I really couldn't care less about the man walking him.  BAH.  The man seemed to be interested in me.  Very interested.  But he was sort of a Fred Flintstone type (in looks and demeanor - ew), must have had 10 years on me, and I really don't think I want to go for that type.  LOL.  I keep wishing the right guy would just fall from the sky and land in my lap, but I guess it doesn't work that way.  YAWN. 

And then there is this guy that an on-line dating service is telling me they have chosen for me.  BAH!  NO FUCKING WAY.   But he could be saying the same thing about me.  LOL.  


a hunk of burning ugh

I call this man A Hunk of Burning UGH

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44 comments:

Dancing Branflake said...

Haha! I absolutely love the Forever 21 bag in the background. Maybe that's why they chose him for you????

And I love that you work in an art gallery. Seriously, I thought there might be hot young men at all those openings.

Katy Mary said...

Lol fred flintstone. I think I have enough testosterone in my life, personally. I totally get your frustration though because I've been there. Maybe it iiiis time to get out there an meet people :)

Hanako66 said...

bwahahaha. you'll find him. i mean seriously, i don't know a guy that wouldn't want to be with a smart, craaaazy funny girl like you:)

blueviolet said...

Come ON! That is who they feel you need to get cuddly with? They're insane!

Melanie's Randomness said...

What I wanna know is why this guy would put a pic up of him when there is a girl in the background?? Is that the wife?

It's so hard to meet people, friends or significant others. It's absolutely exhausting. I've met some weirdos online but not like this guy.

Kitten said...

Maybe it's a good thing I got rejected by eHarmony...

Shelley said...

cropping? Well at least the two of you could go on shopping sprees to forever21 together... I met my man on match.com so I know how difficult the process can be.

Fashion, Art and other fancies said...

This post is so playful and hilarious - lol - and I know that meeting a suitable partner via the art world is very difficult - I work in the art world myself, not as a gallerist but art historian.
Must admit that photo is so funny lol.

Improbable Joe said...

You'd think a guy would actually TRY a little bit, maybe. The weird hair on his head and face, the squinty look, the odd pose, the shirt...

I mean, if he had chosen a single hair color and worn a nice shirt, it might still not make him your type. As it stands, I'd be afraid to be in a room with a chick who thinks this is a good look for a guy.

love jenny xoxo said...

sexy... I say give him a chance ;)

XOXO

Christina In Wonderland said...

Ha. Don't worry. I'm totally working on getting you that hunka burning firey passionate testosteroney man that you need... I've just got to get the kidnapping tools.

Morgan said...

You're friggin' hilarious. Send those guys packing and keep looking! The right guy is out there! You just have to wade through the Fred's. :)

Ebony said...

I think dating is a prime example of Murphy's Law. When I'm in a relationship, the incredibly gorgeous men, with little body fat, sweet demeanor, just enough je ne sais quois to make me want to ask for his number just in case things don't work out with the current boyfriend chase me. They probably have huge schlongs too!

The minute I'm single, I get bombarded with the ridiculous! By ridiculous, I mean men that have part time jobs as club bouncers with no plans of looking for a second job. The ones with no checking account that live in the basement of a family member’s with a continuously disconnected cell phone, and doesn't understand why I don't want to go out when he's 2 hours late to pick me up in a car he has to get back to his friend before the friend goes to work at 11. LMAO! This would be only slightly less funny if it wasn’t true.

L.A. Daze said...

Hahahaha hey is that his gf hiding behind the Forever 21 bag?

Kara said...

At least he's got good taste and shops for his delicates at F21!

bananas. said...

oh. em. GEE drollgirl! that guy...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! are they for real?! oy!

i don't think it's possible for him to think the same about you...well, unless you look like hime with a wig or worst, and i doubt that.

oh boy...

besswess said...

Loved this post. Dating makes me want to poke myself in the eye with a pencil. It never works the way it should. Either I like him or he likes me....NEVER AT THE SAME TIME!

Caroline said...

OMG!!! I can't stop laughing... A hunk of burning ugh...lol. Is there a stick in his pants, cuz there is no way that his penis is that long. Gack...I think I just barfed a little.

BTW...thank you for your posts...seriously, they are a bright spot in my day. *mwah*

Brandi said...

Oooo la la, look at this hunk of burning love! I am a sucker for guys with two toned hair!!!!!! But seriously...you should write a strongly worded letter to the peeps at the dating site and ask them WTF is up with their choice in men.

Katie said...

i say go for the fedex guy!

love a man in uh...uniform.

Felicia said...

I don't have enough testosterone in my life but I'm totally ok with that since dudes tend to fuck up my life forever. And your dog story is the exact reason why I try not to make eye contact with men, HAHA! I got hit on by the dude selling me a pork chop on a stick at the fair last week!! GOD!! All I wanted was my grilled meat and dude had to ruin it for me.

Kitty Stampede said...

bahahhaha...you kill me...Hunk of Burning UGH!!!! gah, i love ya girl.

i have enough testosties in my life, in fact i am in dire need of a cool, stylish gay friend that i can go shopping,dancing, whatever with. i need a girlier person that tells me not to wear that and stuff and will tell me i have a black bean skin on my tooth, ya know..hehehe. i hope to find one soon.

and i hope you find a cool dood, dammit!! you should move here to canada, there are tons o guys from where i'm from that are quite cool and into good tunes etc. god. do you frequent any clubs where cool bands play,not saying to get together with a band member as most are not to be trusted but some people into the scene, ya know.
i feel for ya girl. i feel so lucky to have found my guy, it's hard to find someone that you really bond with...there are a lot of duds out there. but i know there is someone especially for you...i can just feel it.

Heff said...

"For ALL your HIGH TESTOSTERONE NEEDS, visit Heff's Bar And Grill". LMAO !!!

Miss Absinthe said...

Hunk of burning UGH! omg, you earn your name over and over and over...

I want to know who the woman in the back left is.... looks like a wife to me...

Ellie Grace said...

I dunno, if you don't scoop this guy up I might have to step in and try my chances... ;)
As for me, my life is seriously lacking in the testosterone level. I used to have SO many guy friends, but since I moved to Texas, I'm like the plague.
Oh well.

-Ellie

girlunwinding said...

Okay 2 things:
#! Do I have enough testosterone in my life? ahh you tell me: I live with my husband, 3 sons, my father, my son's friend, Nick lives with us, plus 3 male dogs.

#2 is that a woman's head in the bag on that photo?

;-)

Marsi @ The Cottage Cheese said...

Personally, I think the universe is just waiting for the right time to drop some super-cute, wonderful guy in your lap. What's unfortunate is that the universe chooses it's own timing, dammit. Still, I think your good dude is out there. You're just being tested with all of the Mr. Ugh's out there.

P.S. Thanks for your sweet comment (actually, for ALL of your comments). You are amongst my favorite people that I've met in the blogging community and it's cool chicks like you that keep me blogging, even when my ass is feeling worn out with nothing to say. Keep up the awesomeness Drollgirl. XO, Marsi

Christiejolu said...

You dream man may fall in your lap...You never know...Just not that guy....

pearls said...

the interwebs have done you wrong. NEXT!

libbeh ♥ said...

What's up with the loser dudes with online dating, eh? Love how he has his gf/wife or "lady friend" in the background with the giant Forever 21 bag. Total BF material there (as if the hunky pose wasn't enough!)

SabinePsynopsis said...

Okay, okay, okay... I do understand your desire for a nice, sexy, loving guy - but from a VERY SELFISH point of view I fear I cannot support your wishes - because just imagine you'd be happy and content, settling down with the guy, might even start thinking of reproducing (ew, ew!) - What about me??? Who would supply me with my daily dose of hilarity?!
What, you s t i l l want a man? Oh well, go ahead, but he needs to have some entertainment potential! (don't they all?)

Isabel said...

lol...the best way for a guy to get the attention of a girl is by walking a cute dog LOL

the eternal list said...

i'm your man :P

oh, i love toblerone, had my first one in college---college experimentation, y'know---been hooked ever since.

cerebral e said...

Too much testosterone has made that man's hairline recede.

I would like a nice bloke too please.

rach said...

did your interests include hulk hogan of the eastern persausion? all this guy is missing is some spandex and long flowing hair. I know how tough the dating world is. Marriage might get dull but I'm just happy I don't have to be "out there" anymore. I wish i had some people in LA I could introduce you to- but hey anytime you want to meet some irish guys let me know! ;)

Lynn said...

I like his home furnishings AND the way he is making a muscle for you!

Lorena said...

Maybe the dude you saw walking his dog has a HOT friend... maybe he is just the link to that someone !

Kathryn said...

Testosterone is like cholesterol...there are good lipids and there are bad ones. The hunk of burnin' ugh looks like the latter.

Zoƫ said...

Have you tried chatroulette?

haha blah blah blah kidding of course

This makes me want to get myself a dating online account just to post the pics of what they match me up with.

Kristine said...

Sigh. It is so hard out there. I know so many fantastic single women, but it can be slim pickings in the man department. A friend of mine waded through a slew of losers, and I am talking crazy gross losers, but just celebrated her second anniversary with a fantastic guy she married from eharmony.
You are so awesome and hilarious and a total catch and I am sure the right guy with an adorable dog will snatch you up and then you'll be able to go shopping with your gay friends for the perfect date outfits.

hope505 said...

hmmm.....ahhh....well. umm-hmm.
yeah...
huh-uh.
nnnnnno.
This man has not yet figured out that he is gay. And that's fine.

vint junky said...

Sweet baby jesus! I feel bad for him (just beacuse) and am giggling at the same time. Delete that online dating service right now lady!

TK Kerouac said...

ha , comon , give the guy a chance:)
he may grow on you

chloe said...

i am quite disturbed by the woman's head-in-a-bag... i vote no