Tuesday, October 12, 2010

H is for....

Hand Job



How to Give a Handjob



Hand Job A Catalog of Type




Hand Jobs



The Hand Job



The Handjob Handbook



Links are listed under each work if you are interested in purchasing.  :)

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31 comments:

Ebony said...

I never knew there was so much material on how ot give handjobs. Wait ... did giving handjobs come back? I've been out of the dating world so long, I don't even know whats in and out anymore.

Christiejolu said...

I ahd no idea there were so many books on Hand jobs...I thought Cosmo covered all the techniques...

Lorena said...

Hahaha
You have got to be kidding.
So, now tell us, how exactly did YOU come across all these titles...?

Stacy Conner said...

Well I know what I want for my birthday now.

Haute World said...

Ok, so they're not all about hand jobs or else that photo on the 4th book would be highly disturbing ;-) You gotta love the fact that you can even get an illustrated guide - whoever's featured in that, it must have been one hell of a modeling gig!

Gabby said...

Thanks for doing the research for me, lady! :) The illustrated guide terrifies me...I'll pass!

creative kerfuffle said...

too funny. however...aren't handjobs sort of a cop out for those who don't want to or won't blow?

oh lord--my wordify is spreedi! LOL

thelayeredpancake said...

lmfao, that would make a good gift for an unemployed person!!
i really like reading your tags..."coping skills"..hahaha

Phoenix said...

I would highly recommend these books to all the horny 10th graders I know and say, "Look! This is what you could do instead of having sex and risking getting pregnant! Hand jobs are awesome because YOU CANNOT HAVE A BABY FROM GIVING ONE."

Thanks for updating my library of Safe Sex literature to hand (pun intended) out.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Well, well, well, your mind obviously has been wondering today. Gotta check out the links now!

Brandi said...

Hehehehe Hand Jobs :) Back in college I used to be a passion party consultant and some individuals would have loved to get their hands on one of these books

bananas. said...

dang who knew the hand job was so popular? oh i know...the shake weight did. bahaha! god that commercial is a riot.

and seriously who does buy this shit??? hmmm...maybe i should. it would look hilarious sitting on my coffee table.

ok i better go before i click on those links and purchase...happy tuesday!!!!!!

Missy said...

I really need to write a book. It seems they will publish anything! LOL

pearls said...

i will defiantly be getting one of these for someone at christmas time everyone needs a good book.

Char said...

LOL well, it caught everyone's attention

Miss Absinthe said...

Some day I'll have to tell you about seeing an old hooker give an old man a handjob in front of the train station in Florence, Italy... oh yeah... I've seen things.

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

Handjobs are so highschool- In other words- if I tried that shit with my husband he would probably laugh at me- I'm such a big girl now.

Pretty Little World said...

Well, at least there are publishing opportunities in the book world for just about everyone, lol!

C.B. said...

People still do that? I thought that went out in the '80's? Prostate play? Man, the publishing business has really gone to shit.

Vivienne said...

Really?! What?

Susan Erickson said...

Such a world....I just was educated about teabagging because of the political implications. Said to my husband...lets give that a try...and he was all for it!....

Jessica said...

Ok now that I know that these books exist I must find out if my library carries any. Of course not dammit but oh how I would love it if they did

the eternal list said...

^this^

signed,
handsy

Lynn said...

WHERE do you find these items?!
You are the queen of the weird finds!

Kitty Stampede said...

You are seriously too much. BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! loves eet!

tulpen said...

A work of 'Non friction'.

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

vint junky said...

Was it Mr Lee Roth that set you off on this train of thought...

We don't call it a hand job, waaaay to polite...we call it w__k!
Possibly my favourite curse word w___ker...don't know how i'd cope without it!!

x

Heff said...

A book on how to perform hand jobs ?

What's next, "How To Wipe Your Ass" by Shitey McWipens ?

only a movie said...

Just catching up... too freaking funny.

Adiya said...

Yikes! What not to read on the bus!

Diana said...

Thank goodness for a Kindle, right?? LOL