Friday, October 22, 2010

Happy Friday!

BHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!


Circa 1988, a few older female co-workers dragged me to a male strip show. It was horrendous. Unbeknownst to me, one of my "friends" waved a $20 behind my head, and a male stripper came over and gave me the royal treatment. It was horrendous. MORTIFYING. I must have turned twenty shades of red. 

After the show, we were all a little buzzed, and laughing and laughing as we headed out to the parking lot to go home.  There were tons of "regular" dudes waiting in the parking lot --  dudes just lingering around hoping to pick up horny chicks that had just seen a male strip show.  What a joke.  One of them happened to be a male co-worker of mine, and he raised his eyebrows when he saw me.  I did the same when I saw him.  Ridiculous.  I am not sure which one of us was more embarrassed.


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42 comments:

blueviolet said...

I am so glad I didn't watch this before bed so I have a chance to erase this from my mind before I fall asleep and dream of the horror I just witnessed.

Georgina Dollface said...

I once won a prize for screaming the loudest at a "Lady's Night" in a bar when I was 18.( Yes, I got in to the bar at 18.) In hindsight, it wasn't my proudest moment. - G

Brown Girl said...

LOL, that's greatness. Wonder what your co worker was thinking..ha!

Dancing Branflake said...

That is a hilarious story! I can't watch the video but based upon the photo I see I would call it a "not".

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

That is so gross I would have turned many shades of red as well! In college this happened to a girlfriend of mine for her birthday- I was so embarrassed for her- awful utterly awful! I wish you had footage of your experience though that would've been great!

Brooke said...

Hahahaha

That stripper has a mullet. Totally amazing.

Isabel said...

the video is hilarious! ive only been to a strip club once and im not sure ill repeat the experience lol

Ebony said...

This is THE best thing I've seen all week. There's something incredibly gross yet facinating about male strippers. Somehow, watching their greased up body gyrate does nothing for me ... except maybe make me want fried chicken for dinner. KFC should think about advertising on speedos ...

http://xoxoebony.blogspot.com

bananas. said...

uh...AWKWARD!!!

i don't think i could ever go to a male stripclub. for one, penis is not attractive. and two, most of those men are gay which is fine but doesn't that defeat the purpose?

i once went to a stripclub with friends...it was a ladies stripclub where they got completely nude. fine...what wasn't fine? no drinking...and seeing the looks on all the guys' faces there was so disturbing. you can almost see their sexual fantasies, it was so gross.

never again...

Christiejolu said...

Those places are like 8th grade talent shows...A couple of my male friends worked at one so we would go sometimes for free liquor...And we would laugh our asses off the whole night!!!!

Susan Erickson said...

The one time I went to a male strip show the guy had a mask on of an old man and danced to Jethro Tull's Aqualung....it was really troubling that this guy thought that was hot. Ya, we all fantasize over horny, old men......

Missy said...

LOL! I have never seen male strippers! I need to put this on my bucket list!

Ebony said...

P.S. Your co-worker should be ashamed. What kind of guy can only pick up women if they've already been turned on by someone else. Chances are that during the car ride to wherever, she'd realize this poor substitute just isn't going to cut it and get off on the next available exit.

Quirkyloon said...

Is that YOU in the video?

(I'm starting a rumor.)

hee hee

Christina In Wonderland said...

The 80s must have been a wild time for you. :)

Gabby said...

Hahahaha omg your story is amazing! I can just picture a parking lot of creepers waiting for the 'horny' women! Too funny.

Have a fun weekend!

TK Kerouac said...

I guess shes wishing she wore her prettiest bra&panty set this day

Please tell me this wasn't you:)

Elle said...

Hahaha that's hilarious! And I agree with Ebony.

girlunwinding said...

Does no one else find it interesting that the stripper was also stripping the strippee? Hello, that was a little odd.

Caroline said...

OMG...I got to 1:17 and had to stop...horrible. Why are male strippers so gross? There is nothing right about that...nothing. LOL.

Vivienne said...

Gah. ewww. barf.

Heff said...

Well, there's 3:32 of video I need to drink off my brain tonight.....

Felicia said...

Oh FOUL. Male strippers disgust me! Although ones with mullets are more hilarious than disgusting, especially with those MOOOVES. And why did they need to ruin a perfectly good George Michael song??? And second of all, where are they???? It looks like a work retreat!

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C.B. said...

Your story is a riot. I would have been so weirded out by finding the coworker in the parking lot. Creepo.

Everything is terrible. The disrobing of the female by the stripper, the mostly male audience, the dance moves and white shoes of Dr. Bradley...

Lorena said...

Dude I almost got fired for watching the stripper duo at work... haha I am kidding !

vint junky said...

...he's nearly naked and i can't take my eyes off that mullet. It defies gravity, someone's been using the babyliss...

Paige said...

muahahaha...i want to be you

Kitty Stampede said...

OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG!!!!!

WUHAHBAHAHAHAHWHAHAHA....

hilarious. shite. dood.

that was frakking HILARIOUS.

Those dance moves. i feel like i could die. i'm floored.

....I've never seen strippers before but i have a feeling i would be ROARING like a lion in LAUGHTER, if it's anything like that. oh god.

Have an Awesome weekend!

十十f十 said...

it's staged, isn't it? imagine if the girl wore mismatched bra and granny panty. but i don't mind adding going to a strip show to my bucket list :P

Big Red said...

Eww! And I am assuming because it was 1988, there was quite a few long haired guys, or ones with mullets. BARF!

Haute World said...

I just don't know why I take male strippes so much less serious than female ones. Maybe because women really aren't turned on 'moves' since they make every guy look incredibly cheesy? All I know is that I'm so glad none of the bachlorette parties I went to involved a 'cop' who strips to his birthday suit...

thelayeredpancake said...

i want to go see male strippers! all i can remember is that scene from the proposal. that was awesome.

diane said...

Ahem...what were you saying?
Thanks for that, truly entertaining even though it was "dated". I honestly can't remember what you were talking about.

the spectator said...

Holly loved it!!

Jennifer DeDonato said...

Oh my...that was so embarrassing. I don't know whats worse the video or that music!

SabinePsynopsis said...

I'm so glad I was able to watch THIS video! Before I read your text all I could think was: I know what she's up to this weekend! - But hey, you did get the royal treatment already... Ready for another one?

Trixie said...

You just brought back some ugly ugly memories for me :D

Jill said...

Oh, Jesus...I actually dated a male stripper when I was 19. Now I'm horribly embarrassed.

Miss Caitlin S. said...

haha sounds like one of those bad-good nights. That's hilarious about your coworkers, knowing me I would probably have been more embarrassed but then again he's leering in the back alley of a male strip show so tie goes to the creepo.

the eternal list said...

this actually takes me back to one of the few GOOD memories of college for me...long story...

Adiya said...

Haha! i love the idea of going to a male strip club. I've never been, but i think i'm going to be laughing at myself all through!

Still, bet you gals had fun!