Wednesday, November 17, 2010

All Kinds of Wrong

BWHAHAHAHAH!!!!

canned_unicorn_meat

Canned Unicorn Meat available for purchase here

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49 comments:

Brandi said...

Sweet, I was looking for a new source to get my daily amount of sparkles

Bon Don said...

oh wow that is hilarious! creepy but hilarious

...love Maegan said...

ahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhaha

no way.


if it were real I couldn't eat it ...unless it gave me magical powers. Then I'd have to rethink my morals lol

Christiejolu said...

Excellent source of sparkles...LOL!

Prairie Chicken... said...

Mmmmm sparklie and delicious.

Does this mean I'm gonna sh!t rainbows for realzies?

Melanie's Randomness said...

I'd buy this just to fuck with people. Mwahahaha!!

Melanie's Randomness

Brooke said...

Hmmm...Package looks like Spam. Picture looks like Chinese food/dog food. However, I'd eat it for the sparkles.

bananas. said...

magic in every bite...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

i'm sure this is popular among the gays. LOL.

Trixie said...

I'm glad there are crunchy horn bits in every bite or I totally wouldn't eat it

Morgan said...

hahahahaha... too funny. and weird. all at the same time.

Jude said...

Bwahahaha! Excellent source of sparkles!! (OK, weirdly enough, I secretly want to see what this tastes like! Is that sick?) Btw, it'd be awesome if you saw Pink Martini live in LA, they're great fun live! :)

Missy said...

Wonder how many Weight Watcher Points this would take? LOL

Isabel said...

i wonder what it tastes like? LOL

Dancing Branflake said...

Hahahaha! I need to share this with all my friends. Way too funny!

SabinePsynopsis said...

I'm appalled. It's really sad that they are making the few surviving unicorns into cat food... on the other hand, I do like the enhanced sparkling in my cat.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Maybe this was the mystery meat in the school cafeteria?

Fragrant Liar said...

I'm sorry, but those little nuggets look like goat turds with gravy. Not touchin' that can, not gonna do it!

Tia said...

BAHAHAHA!! Thats great! And now I know what EVERYONE on my Christmas list is getting!!

James Michael White said...

Lol! That is hilarious and incredibly innapropriate.

Shelley said...

hahahaha!!! I love it! I was antique-ing with my mom this weekend and found a 2 foot tall unicorn statue... tempting...

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

yum

tulpen said...

I know. Really is wrong.

Why can't we just be happy with Baby Harp Seal meat?

K.Line said...

I almost choked on my food while reading this. So hilarious awful!

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

So wrong! The child in me is very sad.

Emma said...

Hilarious........Excellent Source of Sparkles love it :)

ana b. said...

Added to Christmas wishlist. Immediately.

krista said...

"all kinds of wrong"
but so so right.

Kitty Stampede said...

it looks rather um appetizing.
sparkles and sprinkles for days.
out the back door.

Kitty Stampede said...

btw i love your facebook, narcissism thingy...so so so true. it can be so barf. i hope i don't fall in that category, god. upchucks.

Caroline said...

Did you read this: Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.

LMFAO!!!

diane said...

"Product of Ireland", you know, where it's made by leprechauns.

Katie said...

Oh that's too funny!

Christina In Wonderland said...

Really? People will pretty much buy anything if it's pointless, right?

Susan Erickson said...

That could send some little children into major trauma...you mean my little pony? After all the fairy tales, even I felt a pang of " you don't screw with the unicorns!" We like our pretty in legend not cut up and edible....NOT MY LITTLE PONY!

Farah said...

hahahahaha this is whr lil' girls dreams die! hahahahaha...its really sadistic btw! LOLZ

Kristin said...

Nooooooo, that is just wrong!

Savvy Gal said...

Uh..... I just came across a thing about sex robot last night too. : ( Why?????

adrienzgirl said...

What is wrong with people?

SERIOUSLY!?!

sssdawna said...

I don't even wanna know...lol!!

Lorena said...

OMG, they have killed Rainbow Brite's unicorn.

Kimbirdy said...

haha! definitely wrong! . . . but oh so right. :)

Haute World said...

I always figured it was the horn that makes a unicorn unique, not the meat. But what do I know! And judging from the rainbow design - this is aimed at a homosexual market? It must be... that explains the 'excellent source of sparkles' thing...

Rebecca said...

Baaaaaaaaaah, noooooooo! Is this a real thing available to purchase? Mental.

TERI REES WANG said...

Yu so scawwy...

Down and Out Chic said...

perfect stocking stuffer :)

hope505 said...

See, I would totally be feeding this to my kids! aaand that's probly why I don't have any!
* ; p

vint junky said...

Thank you, now i know what to get my vegetarian friends for xmas

十十f十 said...

why superglue? somebody tell me please!

Adiya said...

Oh boy. Haha! I wonder if anybody buys this :o