ARGH!!!!!!!! Last week someone/something high-jacked my personal email address book and emailed my friends and family a link to some stupid Canadian prescription drug website. A) How do they do that? B) What fuckers. C) Is that REALLY an effective method to increase business to your website you fucking tools?! I suspect it is even LESS effective than telemarketing!!!! HUFF. Anywhoo, a few older relatives demanded an explanation as to why I sent them that link (HELLO!?!?!?!? ARE YOU BRAND NEW TO COMPUTERS AND THE CONCEPT OF SPAM?!?!?!?!?), and everyone else pretty much figured out what happened. And then I got a doozy of an email from an ex. Why oh why is his email address still in my address book?! ARGH!!!! @#$%^!&! Here is what he wrote me:
I suspect your computer has received some kind of virus. I was so excited to think that someone I once cared so much for, thought I was in love with had decided to be civil, to be friendly as though there had actually been something between us. So I can't imagine you actually sent me a link to a Canadian Web Site selling Viagra, Cialas and Levitra. While maybe that's all I was to you, I'm sure I didn't leave you feeling like I needed help in that department. I of course am being a little sarcastic because of how you hurt me when you dropped me so coldly and didn't even want to remain in contact. But on a serious note, I and several of your boyfriends received this link: INSERTSTUPIDFUCKINGCANADIANDRUGWEBSITEHERE
It would have been nice to have actually heard from you, I always thought I was very nice to you and treated you with respect and the love and care I hoped for in return. Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, yada, yada, ya. I don't expect a reply but please check your computer.
Your wounded friend and x-lover
COME ON. GIMME A BREAK. If I respond to him, he will think I want to be friends (which, to him, means THE POSSIBILITY OF HOOKING UP AND/OR RECONCILING -- NO FUCKING THANK YOU. WE TRIED THAT YEAR AFTER YEAR AND WE WILL NEVER WORK TOGETHER. WE BROKE UP SIX YEARS AGO. MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!). If I don't respond, I am a horrible, evil and cruel woman that he can remain eternally pissed at, and continue thinking that I was 100% at fault all along. OHFERTHELOVEOFGAWD. So stupid.
I am guessing some of you have dealt with similar situations with your exes? The eternal question of whether it is a good idea or a bad idea to be friends with exes rages on. ARGH. So dumb. If I sound particularly perturbed, it is because another man [in addition to the one mentioned above] is trying to manipulate me, too, and I am not having it!!!! I don't have the energy to describe THAT situation, too. ARGH! So dumb!!!!!