Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Jockey: On-the-Go Underwear

OHMYLORD I just got the new Jockey catalogue. The pictures are REEEEE-DONK!


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61 comments:

Shelley said...

omg seriously? ...just cruisin around in my undies...in the snow? uh.ya. what are they thinking? btw yankee candles catalogs have scratch and sniff pages <3, thats the way to sell a product.

~KS said...

Bwhahahahahaha.... were they joking? Do they actually want to sell underwear?? I can't decide which one is the most ridiculous. Brief boy on bench, pinecone lover... hahahahahaha.

love jenny xoxo said...

LOL looks how happy they are in the freezing cold jumping around. And the guy in the one-piece with the anchor.... so hot! hahahah

XOXO

Farah said...

O-M-G! they are in their undies in the snow?? They creative director should get shot!! seriously!

the eternal list said...

oh yes yes YES!!! thank you, droll, you've just made my day!

Claire Kiefer said...

Um, WOW. I was gonna say that the first guy in the red boxer briefs (in motion!) was the best . . . until I saw the grown man in the adult onesie. That one takes the cake. SERIOUSLY???

Brandi said...

What you never frolic in the snow in your underwear?

tulpen said...

Can't even put my finger on exactly why these are so annoying. But. So. Fucking. Annoying.

Martina Rosenberg said...

that is stuff I do not even want to be buried in ! My great-grand-pa used to wear kind of that stuff around 1890 or so...

Caroline said...

Ha! I just love juggling pine cones in my undies!!! I thought I was the only one that did that...stupid Jockey for stealing my idea!

Dancing Branflake said...

Where do you find these things??? Do you just google stupid things?

You need to call Jockey and tell them they need a new art director. It should be you!

Panty Buns said...

I've done that a few times. The expressions on the faces of the models don't reflect the kind of mixed stimulated excitement and fear i felt especially when I got locked out briefsly. I know underwear as outerwear is in vogue, but it's nice having a warm coat and boots handy somewhere or being able to coming back indoors after a while.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

is it so wrong that i want mr. one-piece-longjohns...?

Heff said...

the dude hopping his log cracked me up !

...love Maegan said...

yet ANOTHER doozy of a Jockey catalogue ...seriously, someone has to APPROVE THIS SHIT!!! lol

bananas. said...

first of all, i love that you receive jockey catalogs in the mail. hahaha! you crack me up!

and the two chicks frolicking in the snow in thin ass body suits are a hoot! yea cuz i'm really going to that some day. not!

Alisa said...

Redonk for sure!!

Haute World said...

Oh shoot, I wouldn't even know where to begin. The guy jumping over the tree trunk? The girls in the snow? The guy in the jumpsuit??? The guy juggling acorns??? Is this for real? I work in the advertising industry and even when our creatives were at their most drunk... they'd never come up with this. Who does Jockey employ???

Kris said...

Redonk is right! And I hope they knew it when they were shooting but probably not... LOL

SabinePsynopsis said...

Gotta love the reality approach a la: 'I'm such a hot-blooded male I sit around comfortably in the snow looking for my skimpily dressed ski bunny... Then we'll both cuddle up in a cosy white unitard!' Oh, we could so much better, Drollgirl!

SabinePsynopsis said...

But what do they say in marketing... Any publicity is good publicity.

hope505 said...

~ omg ~ thank you for the best laugh I've had in days. Purple cami / panties girl is just hanging out, resting her elbow on the snow-covered roof, like, "whuddup? yeah I know this snow could slide down the roof at any second. So?" *haha!* Anvil-man in the longjohns is obvs. just in from chopping wood, waiting to bring you a cup of cocoa, and pine-cone juggler boy would be perfect to wake and bake with in Aspen! (isn't that him jumping off the porch, too? HOT TUB!! *hahaha!)

Gabby said...

Annnnd the guy juggling pine cones made me choke on my water.

Kimbirdy said...

tee-hee! i giggled all the way through this post. :) i'm so glad you stopped by my blog so i could find you. your blog is all kinds of awesome!

Islandia Lane said...

these are hysterical... though, you know the first thing I love to do when I get new undies is go play in the snow in nothing else, so you know...I guess they're onto something...

oh and Eddie from my last post, totally reminds me of Banksy!

Brooke said...

I bet it's freezing outside in all of that fake snow! It's so unrealistic too; their nipples should be hard.

Char said...

because yeah, that's what i want to do, go out in the snow in my undies

Kara said...

I'll have two scoops of the guy in the onesie long johns, please.

Caitlin said...

Oh! The longjohns and the anvil! I am DYING! Jockey is pretty notorious for their idiotic photoshoots. Seriously Jockey, don't try so hard. You're selling underwear, so just exploit that fact like Victoria's Secret.

Jude said...

Oh my goodness, this is one of the best things I've seen all day! I love all that snowy undie frolicking (why, it makes me want to go buy Jockey undies right *now*). Thanks so much for dropping by - I love meeting new bloggers and thrilled it led me to your sweet blog :)

TK Kerouac said...

yep yep
perfect bodies frolicking in the snow
yep yep
We do that everyday
yep!:)

L.A. Daze said...

Lol! At first I was like: what's wrong with these...until I saw the guy jumping over the tree trunk in his underwear. Hahhaha. It's the afternoon i'm a bit slow right now.

georgia~gigi said...

Great Action shots, ah ha ha!
They go from really serious to totally cheesy!
Love it!

Kitty Stampede said...

bahaha....so so so CHEESE!!! stinky style.
lame-o to the max.

Jennifer DeDonato said...

the two with the guys jumping over the rails. I guess they really wanted to let us know the junk wont fall out.

WendyB said...

Faaaaaabulous. Thanks for sharing!

I wish we could share some of the drugs that the people in charge of this were taking, because they must be strong!

Kathryn said...

All those plastic bits they are trying to pass off for snow want me want to reach for the Dustbuster. Dang, the X got that in the divorce!

Christiejolu said...

I run around in the snow in my underwear all the time...LOL!

wallycrawler said...

What happened to those guys dicks?

Man must'a been cooooold!

Emma said...

These are hilarious! thanks for making me laugh out loud ;) xx

Len♥reNeverM♥re said...

I luv blast fm the past ads!!
heeheelarious~

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

Green screen awesomeness!

Miles Of Style said...

nice collection!

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Cheryl Ann said...

ok, the guys hurtling their bodies over a) a fallen tree and b) a front porch rail are cracking my shit up. why do you get these?! also, anvil guy? bahahahaha!

kirstyb said...

this is brilliant thanks for sharing! im now off to the gym xxxxxxx

thisgirlbeck said...

I know what I'm going to buy right after work!!! hahaha.. man your posts are always amazing...

-beck
http://fabulous-junk.blogspot.com

sealaura said...

those are seriously hilarious. I love how comfortable they feel standing barefoot on the cold "snow". Oh and sit just like that on my canoe.

Susan Erickson said...

I have never seen such fake snow. They really need to be in the slush man....like get real and get them wet! Then we will have a look....

Isabel said...

i was LOLing while looking at the pics hahaha. the action shots are my fav!

Anonymous said...

clearly what theyre trying to display is winter underwear and with all the overused traditional scenery whoever made this up was just thinking outside of the box. The jumping is to show the stretch. Aren't most ads always unrealistic? Obviously Jockey knows you won't be doing this in your underwear its just to showcase it. Geesh

Nashe^ said...

Nice bods!

Newyork said...

not bad, the chicks are hot, like bathtub girrrrrrrl

Lorena said...

I can imagine all the CEOS looking at the catalogue draft and loving it ....
what world do these people live in ?
PLUS seriously it's like they whacked out 1980's pictures ... WTF ?

Mena said...

I have seen much worse from Hanes, their shit is horrible! It's not that bad people, certainly not 1980's

Anonymous said...

Way more important things in life to worry about besides bashing some Jockey ad campaign, like fish sticks or chicken fried steak, GET A LIFE you fatties! Do you people not have jobs? Do you just sit around and get fat all day and look for comment trains to jump on? WTF

drollgirl said...

FUCK YOU, ANON. why don't you get a life? if you don't like a blog, MOVE ON.

did i mention FUCK YOU?

Bean said...

I actually like these pix :)
Sure, no one realistically runs around in their underwear, let alone in the snow, but this is a h3ll of a lot more interesting than a bunch of models in a traditional photo studio. And the models look like they're having a good time :D
Definitely more fun than those Old Navy Modelquins...

Adiya said...

I love love the first two pictures! That guy is SMOKING HOT!! Why do i always see guys like that in magazines? I hope they're real *sigh*

Marsi @ The Cottage Cheese said...

Ha! Unrealistic, but I do think I've run around in the snow half-naked a time or two after too much to drink. You know, in my younger years. But I do like the boots that one of the chick models is wearing. I wonder who makes them? And something REALLY makes me long to sit in that guy on the bench's lap. (She says with blushing cheeks).

Pretty Little World said...

WTF?!! Seriously, this is the best thing ever. I feel like these people are either one step away from a cheesy horror movie or a porn flick. Because with people wandering about in the snow/woods in their undies, it could really go either way.

Also (among many, many questions): why is there a massive anvil/anchor in the middle of that guy's cabin? Whatever the reason, he looks super proud to have discovered it.

sophia said...

The guy jumping over the log is the hottest thing ever!!!! I don't care the context: THANK YOU JOCKEY for showcasing him! DROOL!!!