Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The Onion Store Tees

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All tee and hoodie designs shown above are available for purchase here.

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44 comments:

Caroline said...

LOL...all of them!! I covet these tees!

erin said...

going to purchase a few now, great X-mas gifts. super funny !!!

Melanie's Randomness said...

Hahaha I love the one with the "I didn't mean to lead you by having sex with you" & the Kitten one & the band one! hehe these are awesome!!

Dancing Branflake said...

Ummm... I just love your labels. Coping skills? Absolutely.

Brown Girl said...

I see some future christmas gifts here. ;)

Sunny & Star said...

Those are so funny!

Isabel said...

haha some of these are really funny!

Tanya (a Taste of T) said...

These are awesome

wishful nals said...

ha! these are pretty epic. i love the 'i love corporations' one.

Brandi said...

Amazing!!!

L.A. Daze said...

Hahaha I love the "When I die" one, and the owl one as well. So random!

Lorena said...

I am so laughing......
hahahahahahhahahaha
I cannot pick a favorite, but I will certainly be watching out for cats.

Ebony said...

Realistically, I should own and wear the lighten up tee every Monday, Tuesday, Wedesday, and after 5 on Sundays.

http://xoxoebony.blogspot.com

Panty Buns said...

The t-shirt that says "Come On, Lighten Up. I'm Just Being A Total Asshole" would be perfect for me.

Gabby said...

Oh wow, I love too many of these!

Phoenix said...

These are pure awesome! And it's true, only dicks go sailing. ;)

SabinePsynopsis said...

I love them ALL. I'm totally going to wear #4 in the next meeting and since it's my man's birthday soon I'm feeling very tempted. Just, which one?!?

Brooke said...

Hahaha...I feel like they read my mind for some of these. Too funny.

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

Pretty hilarious! LOL!

thisgirlbeck said...

I'm checking the employee handbook on the dress code right now as we speak... maybe there is some glinch in the system.

-becky
http://fabulous-junk.blogspot.com

Jill said...

lol great tees! :D

bananas. said...

owls are assholes?! bahahahahahhaha!!!

the randomness of these logos are endearing.

bananas. said...

is*

not are.

sorry that bothered me.

anita @ a dreamer's den said...

love these.

Jaime @ La vie...J'aime said...

hahaha love them- too funny! :)

Claire Kiefer said...

Omg. I didn't mean to lead you on by having sex with you . . . YIKES! Wish I hadn't been there.

Missy said...

Love them all! So funny!

thelayeredpancake said...

hahahaha, its like you can put a kitten anywhere and achieve a win!
the i just love corporations one reminds me of 'better off ted', which got cancelled and now i have nothing to do in my free time.

Kristin said...

Ummmmmmm yeah. Those are freaking awesome. Dying over the second one!

WendyB said...

I had a bad feeling about owls.

alexkeller said...

i love the kitten one ;)

Bridget said...

funny- i like the band one.

georgia~gigi said...

Really got a kick out of the "With all due respect, I chose not to go fuck myself" That is awesome! Ha Ha
Great post Drollgirl!

Farah said...

LOVE the tshirts! esp the kitten thinks of murder!hahahahaha WIN! ;)

tulpen said...

Can't pick a favorite. All far too awesome.

Also? I've always known that about kittens.

Jessica said...

I am a mad crazy tee fan and these are must have oh how I love them.

As for your comment thanks again I hope I win too. Books are what I'll be buying this year for all. Ok and maybe some porn and toys for me :) Just need to find one that's a good price and awesome and then a Merry Christmas will be had. With the books I mean really I swear.

十十f十 said...

heh. some are really funny. tell us about your road trip!

TK Kerouac said...

oh, to be a cat:)

Felicia said...

My friends got me the murderous kitten card for my birthday last year, HAHA!

Kitty Stampede said...

these are frakking awesome!!
the i love coporations made me go "HA!" and free thinking cat shits outside the box is GOLD!!!
great tees!

Kathryn said...

LOL. My son was walking by and saw them and wants me to get him the "Get Il" one and asked if the Che Guevera one was the same dude that is in "Get Him To The Greek".

Pretty Little World said...

I want, like, 10 of these. I'm always especially drawn to tees that are seriously inappropriate, but never buy them because probably wearing a tee shirt that says "asshole" in the vicinity of children gets you in some kind of trouble.

Kristine said...

Love the tees! I have already threatened my hubbie that if he remarries after I die I would totally come back and haunt his new wife.He found this really disturbing, although maybe that will make him think twice before he shacks up with some new trollop after I am gone.May have to get myself the tshirt...

Adiya said...

I love corny tee shirt designs like these!