First of all, I agree with Claire - the book, The Five People You Meet in Heaven SUCKED. Secondly, I'm pretty sure that I could have written the How to Get Fat book. With a special chapter written over the last 3 weeks... Ugh, holidays, schmolidays!
Bahaha! I would like all of these...although I think I've been doing quite alright on the self destructive front, and could prob teach the author a think or two on procrastination.
AWESOME!!!! Hilarity!!! Something for EVERYONE!!! the procrastinator one...OMG...I want the worst. the worst I tell ya and it sucks hard. this damn internet doesn't help one bit though, does it?!? arrgghhh...monday....grrrrarrgghhh..
I am the worst procrastinator! I think I need to get every single one of these for myself (it doesn't count as procrastination if it's a gift thing, right? :))
D'oh! I could have written these books! I'd be so rich by now, sitting on a beach on some tropical island while the money just kept rolling into my PayPal account as losers all over the world buy my stuff. (Have I ever mentioned how much I despise the book "The Secret" and all the BS it stands for?) - G
Guess I should jump on the bandwagon and write the book "How To Pick Up A Loser Without Even Trying" to document mine and some of my friends dating misadventures over the years.
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Can we add The Five People You Meet in Heaven to that list, cause I'm pretty sure that book made me less intelligent.
well i can already tell that "how to procrastinate" book is crap! a true procrastinator would NEVER get around to publishing a book. derr!
First of all, I agree with Claire - the book, The Five People You Meet in Heaven SUCKED.
Secondly, I'm pretty sure that I could have written the How to Get Fat book. With a special chapter written over the last 3 weeks...
Ugh, holidays, schmolidays!
I really really think these are awesome gifts for some choice friends. And I love your reader comments. Hilarious!
hahaha... I am the queen of procrastination. I think I could buy a few of these for some folk ;)
There are a few people in my family who would enjoy the first one. Hahaha I love it.
I have all those books- color coordinated!
Bahaha! I would like all of these...although I think I've been doing quite alright on the self destructive front, and could prob teach the author a think or two on procrastination.
And here I thought I wrote the book(s) on procrastination and bad dogs!
Girl, I'm so thankful you are coming up with all these wonderful Christmas ideas! (one neurosis for every loved one)
I need the first book!
haha! awesome and hilarious as usual. your blog is just the thing whenever i'm having a bad day. :)
I think these are hilarious!!! I think my ex studied the "How to get in Debt" book a lil too much. =P
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AWESOME!!!! Hilarity!!! Something for EVERYONE!!! the procrastinator one...OMG...I want the worst. the worst I tell ya and it sucks hard.
this damn internet doesn't help one bit though, does it?!? arrgghhh...monday....grrrrarrgghhh..
went a little crazy there sorry. i mean i AM the worst procrastinator.
I think my dad read the second one before I was born. Does hiding in walk-in closets and then running out screaming to scare me count?
Hahaha! Want ALL of these! Especially the book on procrastination. That would be perfect ;)
With all the fear-mongering, I thought this post was written by Glenn Beck! Hahahaha, I crack myself up.
I cannot believe that someone already beat me to writing these,
Bah
Haha, what if you procrastinate reading the "How to procrastinate book" Nice.
I am the worst procrastinator! I think I need to get every single one of these for myself (it doesn't count as procrastination if it's a gift thing, right? :))
Excellent ! I adore !
these are amazing, seriously need the "how to traumatize your children" for all my baby making friends. hello christmas presents
procrastination is one of my favorite things.
I'll come back and give you a proper comment......later on.
The chick who is supposed to be procrastinating should be smoking a joint. That's how I procrastinate.
Haha. I love these. Especially the hypochondriac one and procrastination one.
D'oh! I could have written these books! I'd be so rich by now, sitting on a beach on some tropical island while the money just kept rolling into my PayPal account as losers all over the world buy my stuff. (Have I ever mentioned how much I despise the book "The Secret" and all the BS it stands for?) - G
Haha. these sure look interesting. I'd probably buy one of these just for curiosity sake.
hahahhahha, i would gift the first poster to my dad.
I love the self hurt books! I bet my parents read the 'How to Traumatize Your children' before having me! LOL
This is wonderful! I think I like the quote about the procrastinator's book the best though!
Ha! Too funny!
Too funny!
Guess I should jump on the bandwagon and write the book "How To Pick Up A Loser Without Even Trying" to document mine and some of my friends dating misadventures over the years.
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