drollgirl: February 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

Octomom on The View

Wow. I just watched an episode of Chelsea Lately that showed part of this interview with the Octomom Nadya Suleman on The View. HOLY MOLY. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O-Face

Do these ads appeal to ANYONE? Is this one supposed to appeal to KIDS? LAME.

Three Olives Vodka

Editorial Note: I am not a big fan of vodka (I have had an unopened bottle of Ketel One in my freezer for at least 6 years). But if I HAD to buy vodka, I think I'd choose any brand but this one.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Do any of you watch Celebrity Fit Club? I'll admit that I started watching the latest season when I heard Sebastian Bach was going to be on it. Sebastian is rather entertaining and all, but I think I keep watching the show because of Harvey Walden's teeth. For some reason I am MESMERIZED by Harvey's teeth. I just can't stop staring at his mouth wondering what his teeth will do next.

Sorry the pictures are so crappy, but I'm hoping you get the idea.

If you want to see Harvey and his teeth in action, check out this clip.

Note: Lately I am obsessed with teeth. A couple of weeks ago I had to pay $285 for a teeth cleaning and x-rays. YAY. Next week I get to pay $500 to have the dentist replace some 25 year old silver fillings with porcelain. GREAT. And my dentist was practically rubbing his hands together when he rattled off his master plan to give me the perfect smile....which would cost me another $2500. HUGE GROAN.

For more of my posts about teeth, click here, here, and here. :)

Monday, February 22, 2010

Pigeon Toed

I don't mind when animals have the pigeon-toed look going on, but I CANNOT fathom why ANYONE WOULD VOLUNTARILY POSE WITH THIS STUPID LOOK. Not sexy. Not attractive. Supremely unflattering. That woman posing as a shy, coy, uncertain little girl with inverted feet and knees knocking has got to stop. DON'T DO IT.

P.S. This is a shit look for the dudes, too. DON'T DO IT.