Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Dating Game: Widower Edition

the dating game

Let's pretend you are a 30-something year old chick that has reluctantly poked her toe into the on-line dating pool. And you keep getting interest from 35-45 year old eligible bachelors that are ALL listed as widowers. Let's say there are a dozen or so widowers that might want to date you. What do you think as you consider each one?

A) Oh, it is so sad that his spouse died. Just horrible. I feel terrible for him.
B) Is that whole widower thing for real, or a ploy for sympathy?
C) I wonder if he killed his wife.
D) All of the above.

And, just for shits and giggles, look who was on The Dating Game way back when:

Friday, March 26, 2010

Indecent Proposal

Joel Kyack: The Sixth Day
Joel Kyack, The Sixth Day. Available for purchase here.

This week the ass clowns at Google notified me that they were yanking ads off of my blog because I have "adult" or "mature" content. They sent me the email below that warned me of content deemed "unacceptable".

Picture 3

Y-A-W-N. Of all the content that is on the internet, is my blog REALLY THAT SCANDALOUS? Nope. It isn't. A few butt shots really aren't that shocking, are they? Whatever, Google. WHATEVER. And consider the picture above my tribute to you and your ad service that has earned me less than $34 in a year. Suck it. Or fuck it. Or jam your hand up it.

Anyass, happy Friday to the rest of ya! :)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Travis Millard

Travis Millard

Travis Millard, Laughing Ladies, 2008

Travis Millard, Fight Scene-Muslim vs. Jew, 2006

Travis Millard, Hunters, 2008

Travis Millard, Family, 2008

Travis Millard, Crying Guys, 2008

Travis Millard, Brian, 2004

Travis Millard, Dog Fight, 2008

Travis Millard, Blackholer, 2008

Travis Millard, Hallway Mirror, 2006

Travis Millard, Steve, 2004

Travis Millard, Feelings, 2008

Travis Millard, Airmail, 2008

Travis Millard