Sunday, January 9, 2011

Bad Idea Boots

Wow wow wow. These boots from Back at the Ranch are something else. Wow.

Stars & Stripes Cowboy

Monet Red

Recollections of Japan



The Cutthroat Lodge Boot

I Love Chiles

The Lawyer Boot

Gypsy Rose Red

Custom Cowden

Cowboy Oro with Silver Tips

The Miller and Louie Boot


I probably shouldn't make fun of these boots, as I have had more than my fair share of bad idea boots in the past.  I had a rather memorable pair of boots when I was a senior in high school.  They were red suede thigh-high boots that laced up in the back.  WHAT WAS I THINKING?!  Har.  


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38 comments:

vint junky said...

I'm trying very hard not to like them. There's something wrong with me!

x

L.A. Daze said...

Lol. I guess if all you wear is blue jeans, a Stetson hat and some kind of striped or denim shirt...the boots have to be the highlight of the outfit.

...love Maegan said...

bahahahah!!!!!!









{but I kinda like the red & turquoise ones ...lol ...it must be the heart} ahahahahhahaha

Isabel said...

lol. these are pretty funny. id have worn them as a little kid playing dress up.

Gabby said...

I like the dress up idea in the comment above...otherwise...no. lol :)

Len♥reNeverM♥re said...

whoah!
I kinda like the gold pair!!

Stacy Conner said...

I am pretty sure my step-father has a few of these.

Morgan said...

ICK. Heinous. (well, most of them, I do feel like i could rock the gold pair) :)

Caroline said...

Here's the thing...if you don't live in (or are from) the South or "Cowboy" states...don't wear the boots. I think especially in Oklahoma and Texas...there you can honestly rock the boots. Or maybe it's an attitude? I know with 100% certainty I cannot rock the cowboy boots...nope. (but I kinda wish I could...*sigh*)

tulpen said...

holy crap.

i think plain old cowboy boots are bad enough.

these made my eyes bleed.

Sixpence and a Blue Moon said...

I'm going to turn and run if I run into anyone wearing any of these boots. :)

Brandi said...

looking at these made me throw up in my mouth

TERI REES WANG said...

That top pair would have been a better choice for Camille Grammer's...topless liberty pose.

Maybe we can convince her to make a re-do?

Cheers!

blueviolet said...

Those are crap. Just crap.

Dancing Branflake said...

I would LOVE to see a picture of those high school boots. Awesome!

Stephanie said...

I love those red flower boots! Even here in Tucson AZ I would stand out. They would be formal wear!

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

These are the new Uggs. :)

Tia said...

wow. That shits intense.

Cheryl Ann said...

oh my god - barf. those dog boots are fucking insane.

Jo said...

I'm embarrassed for these boots the way I get embarrassed when I see a drunk girl at a bar who climbs up on top of the bar to dance...and then falls off. What would be awesome is to see that girl in a pair of these boots!!

Kara said...

Not gonna lie...I would wear at least one of those.

Jennifer Fabulous said...

I never thought I would say this, but I really want a pair of cowboy boots now. These are AWESOME!

Mrsblogalot said...

Those gold ones are calling to me.

You don't even want to know what they are saying!

Kitty Stampede said...

Wowzerz. Those are some nutbar boots. I HATE cowboy boots with a passion. just those pointy toes are so ugly and the way they sound when somebody is walking in them...ickickick. or should i say clickclickclick.
i have some friends that rock them, hipster style..that's what i think anyways..hahaha. i can totally picture steve tyler or some rockstar rocking those gold ones. maybe bowie?!

monday's almost over..woots. damn that weekend was gone in a flash...hmmphh..

Phoenix said...

WOAH.

On the plus side, if you wore some of these boots, they would be able to see you from space...

Elle Sees said...

i want to line those boots up and shoot em, but that just seems unpatriotic...

bananas. said...

girl you better still have those red thigh boots with the lace up on the back. haha!!!

but seriously those boots are fucking hideous. i would bitch slap anyone rockin a pair of those. that's a promise.

WendyB said...

Ha! These are kind of insane genius -- I wonder if I could get a pair with Henry the dog on one boot and Gigi the dog on the other.

buywowshaman said...

WoW! Was definitely taken a back by those boots boldness. Totally attention graber.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Aside from taste issues they are total pieces of art, no? And I totally want to see you in red suede thigh-high boots laced up in the back. YESSSS!

Chessa! said...

the museum of ugliness.

the eternal list said...

i have the #6 pair on back order

back DOOR order, that is...

The Seeker said...

I'm sorry.... all I can think is Carnival lol

Thank you so much for the wishes on my blog.

Luv

xoxo

C.B. said...

The gold ones. I would be the prettiest girl at the ho-down.

pearls said...

i would totally wear the cow girl ones.... what does that say about me?? ... LOTS i guess. :)

Kalika Brooke said...

holy shit sticks...!!

Kathryn said...

If you were in show biz they would be great attention grabbers, but if I strolled in the work wearing any of these I would foresee a change in the written dress code to exclude any citified prissy sissy boots.

Ted said...

hahahahah, probably the funniest boots are those with Chinese characters on them, what has China to do with Texas? I wonder if they sold at least a pair of those.