The other day a co-worker and I were complaining about the renovation of our gallery because it has been a colossal pain in the ass. So I ended up saying something to him like, "Well, it could be worse. It will end eventually and we'll survive. It is not like we are in Afghanistan and IUDs are being lobbed at us. We'll be ok."
He blinked and said, "Did you mean IEDs?"
RED FACE! RED FACE! RED FACE! I am such a moron! LOL!