Thursday, January 13, 2011

Hot or Not?

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Normally I get all hot and bothered for the blond/blue-eyed dudes, but I just can't stand this one. Is it just me? Is it just because he played a total cockknocker on Entourage? Is it his hair? Is it his cocky attitude? Is it because he looks like a stereotype of a spoiled American jock? I don't know, but for some reason I just can't stand him.

Side note:  My sister and I were IMing and I asked her what she thought about Scott Caan.   Shockingly enough she said she couldn't stand him.  So I asked her if she would rather eff do Scott Caan or David Lee Roth (present day). BOY DID THE EXPLETIVES FLY! BAH!!!!!!  She couldn't even answer!  She was furious with the selection! And when I threw in Dee Snider as an alternate, she let it be known that she found Dee slightly less revolting than the other two. BWHAHAHAH!

 

 

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58 comments:

Melanie's Randomness said...

Honestly I have no idea who this guy is. Never heard of him. His eyes are pretty but he looks like he could be a TOTAL jerk for some reason. Very macho but not in a good way. hmmm...

Melanie's Randomness

...love Maegan said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ..DEE SNIDER, LESS REVOLTING!??!?! no. I mean, I think Scott Caan is FUNNIER than he is HOT BUTTTTT ...I'd still bone him over David Lee Roth OR Dee Snider ANY DAY!!! ALKDSJF;LKA;LAJL;AKJASDF

...love Maegan said...

side note: I thought he was brilliant in Ocean's Eleven with Casey Affleck.

Char said...

ugh- can't stand him. reading the comment above me, i now realize that i didn't find him that offensive in Oceans 11 but i cannot stand him in Entourage or anything else.

Kimbirdy said...

i've never seen him before ever, so i can't speak to his attitude, but i don't find him even slightly attractive. he's pretty gross looking actually. and he looks like he has that attitude of college guy "i'm perfect" which i hate. ugh, he's making me angry!

DON'T FORGET THE 'Y' said...

Face punch for picture #10.

Martina Rosenberg said...

I don't know him and I do not WANT to get to know him... too fuzzy on his chest to be to my liking...

L.A. Daze said...

He's not attractive at all...very annoying, yes.

adrienzgirl said...

Actually I really like him on Hawaii 5-0. I'm not all hot and bothered by him. Blondes aren't my thing. Plus, he's like 5 feet tall. Ok, I think he's actually 5'5". *rolls eyes* I think my 8 yr old is that tall.

Nothing sexy about that. Just sayin'

Cheryl Ann said...

hmmmm....normally, i don't think he is hot at all, but heeelllooooo in those Calvin Klein skivvies...!!!

Morgan said...

Meh....too much forehead for me.

blueviolet said...

He's a not.

Caroline said...

Nope...no way...no how. Ick. Probably has a lot to do with him being such a dickwad on Entourage.

Kelly said...

I think he is hot (loved him in Oceans), but I tend to like DB's...go figure. I think he is a midget though.

Brandi said...

He has a nice ass, which would usually be enough for a hot vote, but something about him pisses me off. Plus he seems really short

TERI REES WANG said...

That is one fury pocket rocket you plucked out of the tv crowd, there.

You know, they say the tiny guys work so much harder to please.

Platforms + pompadour = pompous?

Lorena said...

Got no idea who this dude is but from first glance, I like him either with another hair do or I would just exchange the head - bodywise he does the trick for me.

Diana said...

Hmmm, maybe not now, but he looks like he'd age well, so ask me in ten years :)

Brooke said...

Nope...Even these pictures irritate me. He looks annoying. Haha.

Kristin said...

Ten years ago...HOT. I dug arseholes...Now...eh.

Alisa said...

Don't know him but he is not my type. I do like the first no shirt Mohawk photo and the 2nd mohawk photo, hmmmm.

Diane said...

whoa too hairy!!! NOT!

bananas. said...

i find myself asking this same exact question...

as tweeder in varsity blues, my answer will forever be HELL YES!!! something about a texas nekkid boy in nothing but a cowboy hat makes me happy.

but now...i don't know. i'm up in the air with this one.

Kitty Stampede said...

ugh..no way. he looks like he'd be annoying. you nailed it on the description, total jock etc..and that's hilarious, you and you're blondies. I've never ever had a crush on a guy with blonde hair..i always like the darkheads..hee.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Not for me, thank you very much! I think I'd rather suffer David L.R. than him.

tulpen said...

No clue who he is. But I'm pretty sure that having looked at his douchey face, now I'm gay.

Ewwwwwwww!

Missy said...

I have never really been attracted to blondes, but I will have to say HOT!!!

morgan said...

I am going to have to go against the grain here and say yes, H.O.T, hot! I have always liked him, just something about him, not sure what it is. Maybe its that's asshole bad boy persona, not sure, but mama like. Yes, mama like!

Dancing Branflake said...

Not. BUT.... I'm not a hot either so I really can't be picky.

Felicia said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DEE SNIDER OVER THOSE TWO?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think Scott Caan used to be hot but it seems like his neck is the size of a tree trunk now.

Kristine said...

Ewww. Never seen him before but he looks like a mouth breather to me. Definitely a not.

JenRem said...

Defintely more hot than not. I'd do him. :)

TK Kerouac said...

dark hair & grey hair is the preference.

Big Red said...

Your side note on your IM w/ your sis made me laugh so hard!! And BTW, I agree with her. :)
Happy almost Friday!

Kathryn said...

Slim pickins if Dee Snider is pick of the litter in any situation.

I don't recall seeing him in anything, but he just seems a bit skeevy. Could be the hairstyle in many of the photos is a little to 50's Brylcream looking.

only a movie said...

I have a thing for short men, though this one is too young for me. Plus, his dad is cool. Pretty sure he'll age well. I'm saying sorta hot.

Your choices are hysterical though.

Heidi said...

Aside from the fact that he is the polar opposite of what I find attractive (I like scrawny and pale with dark hair), it's his face. His chin and forehead are HUGE with all his features smooshed together in the middle.

Isabel said...

not. lol. theres something off about him.

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

When I first started my blog I posted a web pic of his dick when he was changing out of his wetsuit, It's still my most hit tag. His dick is my blog lucky charm, like a thick rabbit foot.

Farah said...

Okay so I really dont know who this is but he looks annoying...that's about it.. :) lol

Farah said...

Okay so I really dont know who this is but he looks annoying...that's about it.. :) lol

Jo said...

So. NOT. Hot.
Blech!!

Adiya said...

I'm not sure, but i think Not. He's not all bad though. I actually like the first picture.

How have you been Drollgirl? Happy New Year! :D

sixleggedspider said...

Totally agree, drollski- he aint doin' it for me one bit.
The only pic that SLIGHTLY made me think "mayyyybe..." was that first one with him sporting a mowhawk and no shirt. But the second one was gross- looked like he was wearing a hair vest.Like they wanted him all shaved, but the arms took too long so they just though, "Nah, fuck it."

Haute World said...

Not a fan, and I may be influenced by Entourage as well (plus he wasn't that much better in the Oceans 11/12/13 movies). I also think what turns me off is the fact that he's relatively short and I just don't like short guys.

Trixie said...

I would do him for DAYS but then I'm slutty like that. I actually prefer his partner on Hawaii 5-0. And I wouldn't have a baby with him because he's short and I don't want a short kid.

I sound like a lunatic.

georgia~gigi said...

It is def. the hair, ugh!
Not Hot!
Love the conversation with your sis, that is hilarious!
xo
gi gi

Pretty Little World said...

Yes?

I don't know. I feel like I should like him: crazy good body, messy hair, nice eyes... but I think you're right that his attitude might be a turn off or something.

Jill said...

Wayyyyyyy toooooooo shorttttttt

sadly

Jenny. said...

Of course I'm a little late to the game every time there is a peen involved.. I would literally fuck the shit out of this dude..

wallycrawler said...

Yup! It's hawt!

If your in'ta midget wrestlers.
I'm more of a Beetlejuice guy.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god... I am in love with him he is the hottest guy ever and he has a great voice too!!! Love him so much!!!! Forever and ever babe.... He's a sexy beast .... Yeeeaaah boy tap that hahaha

Luky said...

HOT! HOT! HOT! Right now he's my favourite actor and I can totally not understand how anyone could ever choose the other two above him!!! He's fucking adorable in Hawaii five-0 what with him playing the loving dad and everything!!! And how the hell can you guys decide over his attitude from some pics and a movie??? definitely HOOOOT!!!!

Anonymous said...

Love him in Hawaii Five-0 and I dont like entourage so I just skipped to his parts and he made me laugh. He was simply adorable in the oceans movies too.
Love his voice.
His hair style.
His bum
And pretty much everything.

In conclusion HOT!!

Anonymous said...

of course he's hot, scott caan is the best :D

Anonymous said...

Not really into blond guys much, but Scott's rockabilly style is so sexy! So he's a definite hottie!!

BlueEyedClown said...

I adore Scott Caan. He's brilliant & talented. If you hated him in Entourage, it's because he's a fierce actor. Two enthusiastic thumbs up.

Cam Underworth said...

Has anyone seen his ass? that alone deserves respect! It's a nice big perky firm ass! His an attractive guy for his age. his body is pretty nice. wouldn't kick him out of bed