Do you plan to watch The Oscars this weekend? I do. I like to watch, mostly just to see what everybody is wearing. I am fully aware that it is a night of pomp and ceremony that feeds the most self-congratulatory industry known to mankind, but I still like to watch it. And I am relieved to high heaven that I do not have to compete for awards in the industry that I work in, and that I do not have to be dressed up, scrutinized, and both praised and adored, and/or mocked and ridiculed by the masses.