Every now and again a
fucking freak dude expresses an interest in yours truly. One more horrifying than most came along last week, and here are the highlights from his on-line dating profile:
Age: 26 [Note: He is FOURTEEN YEARS my junior]
Lives: With my parents
Annual income: $15,000 or less
Drinks: More than I should
What do you hate doing?: Following people around while they shop [ok, this made me laugh]
If you were on a deserted island, and you could choose 3 items to take, what would they be?
SCORE!!!! I can't imagine why he is single!