Friday, May 13, 2011

Celebrity Stank

Mariah+Carey+Lollipop+Bling+Perfume tim+mcgraw McGraw cologne

kiss-him Halle-Berry-Perfume

Shania The Will of a Woman usher-men-cologne-usher-eau-toilette-spray-men592617

beyonce-heat-perfume Britney Spears Believe

paris hilton perfume Jessica+Simpson Fancy perfume

BAYWATCH_perfume kylie-sexy-darling_ad

i-am-king cologne sean john Britney+Spears+Fantasy

Kim-Kardashian-Perfume kiss-her

sarah-jessica-parker-lovely22 antonio banderas

queen-perfume-queen-latifah bruce-willis-fragrance

Danielle by Danielle Steel michael-jordan-cologne-ad

celine_dion pure brilliance perfume Jennifer Aniston perfume

Givenchy Play Fragrance  Ad Campaign Justin Timberlake2 james-franco-reprises-role-as-gucci-cologne-frontman-1

carlos santana perfume cologne sarah_jessica_parker_perfume

Jennifer Lopez Love and Glamour dp-body-coolwater josh holloway

michael_jackson_m_cologne_2Lewl_12 LeonaLewisPerfumePhotoshoot

christina aguilera perfume 020908 paris-hilton-tease-perfume

elizabeth-taylor-white-diamonds-ad katy-perry-purr-perfume-launch-11122010-01-430x648

eva-longoria-parker-eva-perfume michael-jackson-eau-de-toilette

faith hill_parfums Fifty Cent 50 cent Power Cologne

Interrupted-By-Taylor-Swift--64188 HIlary Duff with love

Davidoff Adventure Ewan McGregor Priscilla Presley Moments perfume

Patti Labelle-signature perfume naomi-campbell-perfume

MARJ12_W unscripted-cologne-patrick-dempsey

Intimately-Beckham-Night paris_perfume

J Lo Perfume britney spears curious

mariasharapova josh holloway davidoff-cologne

Khloe-Kardashian-Lamar-Odom-Unbreakable-Fragrance-020411-580x583.xxlarge



This trend of celebrity scents is OUT OF CONTROL.  I am tired of it. 


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35 comments:

Trixie said...

Speaking of Stinky - Have you SEEN Cat Woman? Good lord what a horrible horrible movie! That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen!

anita said...

I'm so embarrassed. I wear Lovely.

Kris said...

You could not have given this a better title!

morgan said...

Holy Moly, that's a lot of celebrity stank! If anything, Patrick Dempsey needs to be making hair products, not man perfume. Cuz I don't care what anyone says - that man has some seriously good hair!

Mandy said...

I think the latest issue of the Avon catalog—which I read in the breakroom at work, of course—is another edition of Celebrity Stank. Because all dads want to smell like race car drivers and singing cowboys.

kimbirdy said...

i haven't actually smelled a single one of these, but there are some people on this list that made me think "ew, i don't want to smell like her!" i really don't understand what the appeal is to create a scent.

Claire Kiefer said...

PATRICK DEMPSEY HAS A COLOGNE? Oh no. I thought he was above that.

Confession: I love Britney Spears' Curious. It smells incredible. ;)

Also: To add to this list, I'm pretty sure that one of the Jersey Shore cast (JWOWW or Sammi) has a new perfume. God only knows what it smells like.

Summer Athena said...

claire already said what i was going to. jersey shore is now in it.

blueviolet said...

I have NONE of them!

Kaz said...

Khloe & Lamar? Is this at joke?
I have a Gwen Stefani perfume. It's ok. Nothing special.
But Khloe & Lamar? I really don't know what to say

Marisa said...

I don't think I've ever owned a celeb perfume...I think I'll keep it that way.

Annabelle said...

Why, as a consumer, do I feel like most of the womens perfume ads are saying "this is what my pussy smells like"?

Close your legs bitches.

hope505 said...

HOPE505...unhumpable...

haw haw haww!! !

sry its been a while since I got some

Jennifer DeDonato said...

Ive never owned one of these! I can't believe Jennifer A. has one...really?

TK Kerouac said...

no favorites there!

Kristin said...

Not my Patrick. Really?

Quirkyloon said...

Ha! I was thinking exactly what Annabelle said.

Do the open legs give us a clue as to the perfume's scent? If so, I'm stayin' far far away from that one!

heh heh

And Ms. 00dozo I gave you TWO awards at my blog. Because one was not enough! *grin*

Char said...

i've heard there is such a backlash against them that people are rebottling them in other containers so their friends do not know what it is. i hate all perfumes so they do nothing for me. the only scent i wear is pink grapefruit from bath and body works.

Kathryn said...

I had not heard of half of these before and the thought of what they must smell like if they truly embody the person endorsing them might be just initiated my gag reflex.

I'll admit I used to wear "Spectacular" and "Forever Krystalle" but it was because I like the scents even though they were on the clearance rack at Big Lots - I was never a "Dynasty" fan and a celeb endorsement has never been any deciding factor in a perfume purchase.

I would guess that the Kim Kardashian one would smell like a mixture of sweat and urine, Paris Hilton's like a VD clinic and Bruce Willis's like gunpowder and dried blood. Boy does that make me want to pull out my credit card and go shopping.

Jennifer Fabulous said...

Holy moly I didn't realize there were so MANY!! That's ridiculous. I want good perfume, not a scent that just has celeb's name on it. Ugh.

keri said...

that's it. i'm getting a signature stank of my own. why not. the fragrance will be a cross between a vodka martini and a tomato vine.

heather said...

WOW!!! oh man, i had zero idea it was this outta control!!! and, really... lollipop bling? well, you gotta admit that one is pretty damn hilarious.

Lorena said...

I commented on this post last night !!!
WTF blogger ???!!! what did they do ?? transfer their operation to China ?!
I forgot what I said, but it was something like you were missing the new "Shakira"... blah,blah.

ana b. said...

Christ this crap makes me mad. And let's not even talk about whoever buys these! "Lollipop Bling"?! SRSLY?! Maybe that's what my fragrance can be called; SRSLY?!

Kelly said...

I was Sephora the other day and I had the same thought. I don't get it... KISS/BAYWATCH? Seriously, who would buy that?

sealaura said...

WOW I had no idea some of these people had scents out there. Bruce Willis... really?

wallycrawler said...

My women love my musky hunky smell of a man's man. I don't need to smell like a Scientoloist after a soccer match.

Kitty Stampede said...

the title of this post is HILARIOUS. i just love that word, stank...it always makes me giggle.

i would never buy a scent based on a celebrity.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Every celebrity their own stink. Somehow I doubt they are wearing it themselves...

bananas. said...

i'd wear bruce willis' cologne all day everyday just to feel close to him. mmm...

love that man.

Haute World said...

I've never owned a celeb perfume and I'm not about to start now. I can kinda get established luxury brands using a celeb as a spokesperson (Justin for Givenchy for instance), but I'm baffled as to why ANYONE would actually want a Bruce Willis or Carlos Santana perfume. Really??? Are fans that insane? And I have no words for the Khloe and Lamar scent.

Farah said...

Guilty!! I have one of Jlo's perfume..but on my defense, it was a gift ;)

Isabel said...

i used to like glow by j.lo (dont judge me) BUT i never bought a bottle :)

Isabel said...

PS. have u seen the tv commercial for unbreakable??? go watch now!

Jill said...

I still can't get over the fact that Mariah Carey named her child Moroccan.