Monday, May 16, 2011

Dumb

Eyelashes for your car. SIGH.

carlashes-1

carlashes 2

carlashes 3

So fucking stupid.

Available at carlashes.com

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43 comments:

Claire Kiefer said...

Ridiculous/hilarious. I love to imagine the kinds of people who would purchase and install these.

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

totally dumb- bet they think they are cute too- but they are not.

Vivienne @ the V Spot said...

Their driver licenses should be revoked.

Cheryl Ann said...

oh my god, NO joke - i have actually seen these on cars in Houston. next time i see them, i am sooooo snapping a pic and sending it your way!!!

Summer Athena said...

um, the only one i would accept is the old pink car. other than that, why?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Oh lord. They're so stupid, I'm sure they'll be a big hit.

Jessica ( frellathon ) said...

Geez who are the idiots who get these and how do they not get beat up?

Marian said...

Super dumb!! At first I thought you just photoshopped them on there...which made them kind of cute. But to know people actually pay for those. Insane

Trixie said...

HA HA HA HA! They're funny. I used to have an RX-7 with those headlights that go up and down and one was defective and it would just randomly start "winking" usually at the worst possible moments and in front of weird guys who would think I had some sort of control over it. I would've totally put lashes on that car! LOL. They are stupid though (now that I'm not 16) :D

Haute World said...

Is this a real product???? I can only imagine the girly girls totally buying into this. You know, the same kind of girls who only know a car by it's color and not it's make or other specifics.

bananas. said...

they make the cars look like khloe kardashian. weird.

seriously though...anyone dumb enough to buy these should do us all a favor and drive their cars and lashes off a cliff.

mermaid gallery said...

our poor planet.....

Dancing Branflake said...

Hahahaha! Well, at least we know the cars are girls. Or really pretty boys.

...love Maegan said...

bahahahahah ...I love your title. ahahhaha ...and yes, DUMB.

Caroline said...

Nothing SCREAMS class like eyelashes on luxury car.

kimbirdy said...

oh god, really fucking stupid! why? just, why?!

Bonnie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
I saw a car with these on, and I nearly peed my pants from laughing.
So ridiculous.

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TK Kerouac said...

very Paris Hiltonish

Alisa said...

I am shaking my head in disappointment of the people who came up with this!

blueviolet said...

Your comment said everything that needed to be said.

Katie said...

Yeah, reminds me of Pee Wee's playhouse or something. I'm going to say they kill more bugs too...dumb bug killers!!

libbeh said...

OMFG. Is this a marketing scheme to get chicks to buy car shit that they don't need?

Marisa said...

I love your title. Simple and to the point...and entirely accurate. WTF?

Lorena said...

Honestly speaking ( i am serious, not joking) I had planned to buy these for my car.
I thought they were so cute! my husband thought I was messing with him as I usually do .
However the car has been in the shop so many times that it does not deserve it.
It's a love hate relationship with that car. I have to sale it. It's a light blue gay beetle.

WendyB said...

It would be fun to use Latisse on them.

Karena said...

Ha! Too much! I don't care how cute your car may be!

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Christy said...

Oh my God!!! I saw these just the other day and immediately wanted to blog about how stupid they look!

Love you, Drolly!

E said...

I could not agree more... though I do see potential for a hilarious prank on my husband...at his office.

Ashton King said...

My best friend from college has a set, but in her defense she's a freelance movie make-up artist and uses them as an advertisement of sorts.

Gabby said...

SO creepy! Why?????

Farah said...

Omg! Seriously? Who in the right mind would do this to their cars?? Who??!!

ticklishfromadistance said...

Seriously. I want the email addresses of these people to put into my shop.

Lara said...

I showed my bf the pics and he said "So fucking stupid" too! Hilarious!

the late phoenix said...

FAKE! FAKE! i can spot false eyelashes a mile away. my car only has the most beautiful natural lashes, don't you, my baby car?! yes, baby, you do...

love jenny xoxo said...

lol these are too funny!! My car is getting a little old... maybe this would freshen up it's look

XOXO

Panty Buns said...

Ooh! I'd love to get up the courage to put a set of those on my car. They're so me, and they come in pink too. Too bad I'm so chicken.

十十f十 said...

speechless i am

TERI REES WANG said...

I would so love to smack a pair of those on some poor unsuspecting schulbs!... Can you imagine a whole office worth of folks showing up, in the company parking lot, all flashing their lashes at each other.

Surprise! ;p

Lynn said...

This made me laugh! My car is a boy though. He wouldn't appreciate the big lashes!

Kitty Stampede said...

so retarded. car customization can be interesting or it can end up like this. LOL. ug to the mo.

Onion Girl said...

I need one of those for my car just about as bad as I need a yeast infection.


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Irene LYL Lu said...

Paris Hilton is one of their biggest client.

Jill said...

A friend of mine has a VW Bug and bought these for her car, but she's too chickenshit to put them on.