Come on. Really?
OMG- This is AWESOME! Bwhahahahahahahahahah! I love this! Brilliant~ Remind me to tell you my "Matthew McConaughey getting out of car at the valet at Sagebrush Cantina wearing a sarong and no underwear" story o.k.? I'm so stealing this for the blob this week...
What's he going to tell me? I can come up with "take off my shirt and drawl something nonsensical" all by myself!
In Sports Illustrated, they have a little section in each issue called, "The Sign of the Apocalypse" with some crazy headline following it...this might have to be their next one :)
I asked him something and got a message that said he would get back to me because he was waxing his chest.
Yes, because we all know that McHeyHey has all the answers to the questions of the universe. HOLY HELL!
Oh. My. God. This is the best. Will he be selling bracelts too? I would totally buy one.
that is hilarious- did you ask him anything?
I predict Magic 8 Ball like answers:*ASK AGAIN LATER MAN*Take off your shirt and go for a bike ride with your bro Lance.*YES*Get naked and play the bongos.*NO*Just keep L-I-V-I-N*MAYBE*Life is a series of commas, not periods.
HAHAHAHAHA! Is there a tutorial on how to take off your shirt? Cuz that's basically all he does.
just when i thought the world wasn't ending....aw crap!
WTF!! I have no idea what to make of this. Goodness. me. ZZZZzzzzz....
I like how wind-swept his hair is in that photo.
OH MY SOUL! At least he looks hot like always! :-) t
Hilarious! I think he's funny as hell (not much of an actor, but nice to look at). Just went to that site and none of his advice makes any sense - exactly what I expected. He must be really bored to be doing this. Or maybe he just needs the comic relief.
Is this for real? Can't think of any adive I would need from someone who was arrested after his neighbors called the cops while he was playing his bongos too loud while he was naked and stoned on weed other than how to look hot in your mugshot.
legend in his own mind stuff......
I guess I stand corrected - I checked out some of the questions he has answered and here is where he suggests bat urine for a hangover."Pedialite. Chicken soup. Bat uine. Yes, bat urine. Specifically urine from the Diphylla ecaudata – the Hairy- Legged vampire bat. Trace elements of blood are the not-so-secret ingredient. Add a bit of Splenda (forgo the unnecessary calories) and perfectly palatable."
wow, someone made a website for this? hilarious. the only thing that would make it better would be matthew mcconaughey reading his answers to you aloud.
Take his shirt off, smoke a bowl and play the drums. That's what Matthew McCannot-spell-his-name would do.
I asked him a question, but apparently he's "drinking shirley temples at the belvedere" um...what?Dude's not drinking shirley temples, dude's hitting the bong HARD
Hillarious!!! Is Matthew the new KNOW-IT-ALL? lmao ;)
oh shit i better hide this from the boyfriend. he has the biggest man crush on matt mcconaughey.
Shut the fuck up!!OK...seriouslyWWMMD? Every answer: "Get high"
What the...?? Is this for real?! LOL..I've been reading some if "his advice" and he sounds high on crack...or pot..or maybe both..
1- I love your labels for this post2- I think instead of Matthew, drollgirl should be offering her wisdom!!
Dear Matthew - How can we get rid of self-infatuated assholes like you?But maybe he's actually funny? Gotta have a look at that.Hope you are having a great time in Vegas, J!
BAHAHA -What to do when my magic 8 ball is being stupidBright Green Laces
So... from what i hear Jesus Christ was looking to sue but his Publicist told him not to "It would just ruin your " holy righteous image" and that is what exactly what Matthew wants".
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