Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Can't Touch This

Worst pants EVER?

chris-brown-hammer pants drollgirl


chrisbrown hammer pants drollgirl








Harem/hammer pants were pretty stupid in the MC Hammer era, but I think Chris Brown's are infinitely worse.



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30 comments:

bananas. said...

yea those pants are pretty heinous. at least mc hammer inspired me to buy harem pants (i was 8, don't judge). chris brown just makes me want to burn them all.

btw i never pegged you as someone who watches the BET awards. ;)

Cheryl Ann said...

i wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. what a creepster.

also, lame ass pants, douchebag.

*i am clearly in a bit of a prickly mood today ;)

Summer Athena said...

i just don't understand...

Mandy_Fish said...

Maybe he has giant thigh tumors?

Morgan said...

What the?! Those are heinous and annoying.

love jenny xoxo said...

ewww... and I didn't think Chris Brown could get grosser... guess I was wrong!

XOXO

Chocolate & Chants said...

Hahahaha love how you included a Mickey Mouse picture!

Jen said...

Agreed. D-Bag in a bad outfit. Next!!!!

Liz said...

he just gets creepier and creepier (and more and more lame looking. really, who the hell finds him attractive at this point?)

Dancing Branflake said...

Female trouble: hahahahaha!

hope505 said...

I agree with Mandy up there...Tumors?
Or maybe a kneecap fetish run amok?
Also: if you have sleeves, please use them, Chris Brown.

blueviolet said...

What are these people thinking? Why would anyone even suggest such stupid apparel?

Jessica ( frellathon ) said...

@Mandy lmao that's so awesome and yeah that's what it looks like.

Ace said...

I agree, but I am thankful that at least they are not saggin'

Marian said...

True Story: I owned a pair of Hammer pants back in the day. And by pair I mean two. What color, you may ask, neon pink and neon yellow. Can't make this shit up:)

kimbirdy said...

that kid just can't seem to make any good decisions for his life, can he?

Annabelle said...

wow.

now i REALLY dont know what rhianna ever saw in him.

Lorena said...

This actually looks like the pant suit i am wearing today, minus Mickey of course.

SabinePsynopsis said...

I would NOT touch this!

Yes I Blog said...

::GAG::

Seriously???? Hammer pants were SOOOO much better!!! These...these are just WEIRD!!!

I had several pair of hammer pants btw...yes...SEVERAL pair. I was but a wee pup when they were popular, but my sister was a teenager and thought she and I should both have as many pair as we could afford. All colors...and yes...the neon colors as well. And a really odd fall leaf patterned pair too...hmm...did I tight roll my pants with scrunchy socks in my white keds for that look???

Perhaps!

libbeh said...

WTF? Chris Brown is making his way up on top of my "King Douche Bag" list. Russell Brand & Kayne West are already tied for first, but it might have to be a three-way. (I do realize that can be interpreted in the wrong way, HAHAHAHAA!)

Jennifer DeDonato said...

he can fit some balls in there. hummm

Fragrant Liar said...

Chris Brown has shoulder pads on his thighs.

I don't know why he is a celebrity. Seriously.

Carolyn said...

haha HORRIBLE

cerebral e said...

Those are a godsend for shoplifters.

the spectator said...

He should sack his stylist.

Kathryn said...

Ugh...makes it look like he has tumors on his outer thighs.

Haute World said...

What's with the lumps in his pants? Do his knee caps really need the extra room? I hate harem trousers regardless of who wears them, but this is definitely the worst example I've seen.

Gabbi said...

So bad!!!!haha

Kitty Stampede said...

SERIOUS?!?!? MG...gone too far bad. ferthalovahammapants.