Thursday, September 22, 2011

Nipped

Sore nipples from boogie boarding


A friend mentioned to me that he used to love boogie boarding, but that he stopped doing it because it WORE OFF HIS NIPPLES. He said they eventually grew back. 

UMMMMMMMMM, thoughts on this???????????

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27 comments:

Brandi said...

Seriously???!!! I need to look into this. I wonder if he has nightmare now about his nipples falling off, huh....

Caroline said...

Ouch!!! o_O Isn't that why you are supposed to wear a rash guard???!!!

Dancing Branflake said...

What?! Wow!

I am kind of more shocked that they grew back. I don't know why... it's like when star fishes loses a leg and they grow back. Just weird. But good.

bananas. said...

ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!

k that is fucking gross. i just grabbed at mine in pain.

in the words of tweeder (varsity blues)...hold on to your nipples!!!

Stacy Conner said...

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

Jen said...

Yeah, a rash guard dude. Eeesh!

Diana said...

Nipples grow back?? The more you know!

Lorena said...

Just reading about it hurt.
and THEY GROW back ?

Shelley said...

maybe he should have purchased some of those silicone breast petals? :) nippies!

Alina said...

It reminds me of the Blue Collar comedy tour. Where the guy gets his NIP bitten of a possum. Personally I am glad my have the extra protection of a bra.

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

that's why you wear a rash guard, dumbass! that is too funny!

hope505 said...

...that's not real...
...
...is it..?!Q?!?!

Marisa said...

What?!?!?!?!!? They....they wore off???? That can happen? HOW DO THEY GROW BACK?!?!?!?!?

TK Kerouac said...

they really grow back?

Kellie said...

Whoa. WTH? How do they grow back? I am so inthralled by this. How strange!

Trissta said...

LMAO. I've never laughed so hard in my life! Seriously? It wears off your nipples? Good thing that I'm not into longboarding because my boobs would gone, not just my nipples. Either that or they'd get caught on something and I'd die. Or just have an amputated boob. I can't imagine living without my nipples. I've got to google this now. LMAO

Much Love,
Trissta

Annabelle said...

But they grew back?

Is your friend part lizard?

E said...

Holy crap! They grow back? What?!

internettherapy said...

First of all - WTF? Secondly, WTF??????

Jessica ( frellathon ) said...

Ouch, ouch, ouch. I'm kinda attached to my nipples and they to me. I like it that way.

Farah said...

Wow...that's sorta handy information that we don't really need to know kinda thing! LOL

LenoreNeverM♡re said...

What?!!
I guess they're like lizards' tails, huh? they grow back!

blueviolet said...

Are you kidding me? What?

...love Maegan said...

OMG WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!:!?!?!?!?!?!? LOL funny photo. ahahahah

十十f十 said...

i can't bear to move to google for boogie boarding... i wonder if men's nipples aren't as sensitive as women's....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

My thought is YUCK.

Alisa said...

ouch!