The other day I was over at my man friend's house. We thought we were alone, so we went off to the bedroom and did what people do. It was loud and fun and fab. Next thing we knew, we heard a noise coming from the living room of his house. We put our clothes back on and walked out to the living room to see what was up. And his MOTHER was there. The mother that I had never met before! ARGH!!!! She was just sitting on the sofa smiling. I am PRETTY PRETTY sure she heard the whole thing, or at least part of it. And if she didn't, I am certain she noticed my JBF hair. I must have turned 14 shades of red as I shook her hand and introduced myself.
KLASSY. Real klassy.
Side note: His Mom has a key to his house. And apparently she comes and goes as she pleases. W T F?!?!??!?!?!?