Thursday, December 1, 2011

Bad Kissing

This video is hilarious! And it shows a lot of B-A-D kissing!


And this might even be WORSE!!!!!



a big thank you goes out to dancingbranflakes for video #2!!!!

Care to describe the worst kiss you have ever experienced?

Years and years ago I had my worst sexual experience EVER. My partner had eaten a pastrami sandwich before we went at it, and pastrami flavor / breath / fumes were EVERYWHERE. Revolting.



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28 comments:

It's With A K said...

I went on one date with a guy eons ago. Super cute, came from a welltodo family, educated, funny...but the kissing..ugh! It was like kissing a waterfall of slobber. Disgusting. Never had another date. Sad, he had potential.

Dancing Branflake said...

Haha! Have you seen the commercial for the Virgin Diaries documentary? It shows a couple who kissed for the first time on their wedding day. YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!

blueviolet said...

Some of those kisses make me never want to kiss again. Ever.

I feel pretty grossed out right now actually. I really do. lol

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

that is crazy-
pastrami sounds disgusting.

theSIREN said...

BAAAHAHAHAHAH

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Oh. My Gawd. PLEASE tell me that's satirical? If not, I feel totally sorry for anyone who is inexperienced enough to follow that advice. The "Music Kiss?" ... *shudder*

Also: I saw the Virgin Diaries preview for the first time last night and I was like, "WTF??" They're eating each other's lips off!

Felicia said...

I saw that commercial for that show and was APPALLED!!! Even if you've never kissed anyone in your life, WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT HAPPENED LIKE THAT???? That girl must have mental issues!!

Phoenix said...

Okay, so this is my totally true story of my very first kiss: the boy I liked asked me out to a dance (this was high school) so at that point I realized we liked each other. That very same night, after he'd asked me, he got into a horrible car accident, which left his jaw wired shut (you can start laughing) and... you guessed it. A few days later I had my very first kiss with a boy whose jaw was wired shut.

Even worse? He tried to make out with my best friend 10 minutes before we hooked up. I guess he thought he could play the sympathy card...

high school guys SUCK.

:)

Hope that gave you a good laugh!

SConnerFoto said...

Being post-breakup, I really just want a hot and heavy make out session, but after watching that first video, I am scared of running into a guy who thinks that any of those "techniques" are a turn on. Ewww!
I have seen the promos for "Virgin Diaries" and I CANNOT WAIT to watch this show! I just hope I never have to photograph a wedding with a terrible kiss like that. :)

Lara said...

Bwahaha! That Virgin Diaries commercial KILLS me! Okay so, you want to marry a virgin... does that mean you never kiss before the wedding? So embarrassing!

Okay... worst kiss ever was my 1st kiss. He had braces and I had the most disgusting metallic taste in my mouth that wouldn't go away. I was so grossed out!

Trissta said...

Hahahahaha, oh good lord! That's ridicu. LMAO. My worst kiss.... well, it has to be with this one guy... I didn't really want to kiss him, and he was trying to sex me up and I didn't want that either.... and he pretty much made out with my closed mouth. All bad. Allllll bad. Course, it's that kind of shit that makes the best stories!

Much Love,
Trissta

Interwebs Fails said...

Such a funny video!! Twitter

Caroline said...

I will never eat pastrami again...oh wait I don't like pastrami nor would i let anyone near me that just ate it. Worst kiss...guy in high school who had chewing tobacco in his mouth...I can't even talk about it...but you get the idea where it went. :/

Jessica ( frellathon ) said...

You know what's sad I've never been able to kiss a guy and keep my eyes closed. I've always opened them and stared at him wondering to myself wtf am I doing with you. That's with the 2 whole guys I've kissed okay as an adult, it was more fun and sweet when I was little. But as a woman jeepers do I have bad taste in men.

Morgan said...

Your pastrami antedote made my stomach curdle. ewwwww.

Daniela said...

yuck... pastrami flavor is already gross when you're eating it, imagine second hand :/

Lorena said...

Pastrami sex sounded horrible - I can imagine he also burped.
How coincidental -- I ran into my WORST kissing experience last night at the supermarket. It was ages ago and I did not even stop to say hi.
He almost chocked me. I thought he wanted to clean out my stomach with his tongue, it was t.e.r.r.i.b.l.e.

Claire Kiefer said...

Ohhhhhhhh that is gross. My worst sexual experience ever was with a guy nicknamed "Jersey Dave"--let that speak for itself. :)

bananas. said...

you really want to know my worst kissing experience? goo! i still shutter at the thought...

k the guy was named jay and he was cute...nice body! but HORRIBLE when it came to kissing. OMG he was a major tongue thruster and didn't know anything about being gentle. pretty sure i threw up in my mouth after we kissed. never spoke to him again after that. i was appalled.

bananas. said...

correction: threw up in my mouth as we were kissing!

Daniela said...

I completely agree about losing moments. And I love epic comments! :)

Sam said...

Ooooh dear! Terrible terrible kissing going on there! My worst kiss - hmmmm...I think it's the usual slobbery tongue thrust kind of experience it seems most have had the pleasure of receiving at some stage in their lives!

Happy weekend to you DG!

Libbeh said...

*shudder* I do not like pastrami, but after reading your story, it makes me dislike it even more! :-o

Worst kiss? Hmmmmm.... I've had way too many that I rarely kiss. I'm all about short kisses or quick pecks now.

ANDWHATELSEISTHERE said...

that is sooo gross!!!!! BUT funny in a way. hahahhahah i cant stop laughting at all those funny kissing vdo too.

BUT hell yeahhhh the pastrami sound EWWWWW!!!!!!!



ANDWHATELSEISTHERE
SHOP

MarlaD said...

I think I'm scarred for life after watching that Virgin Diaries promo. I say this at Hoarders too, but WTF? Are there really people like that!? Really? Oh, man...

georgia~gigi said...

oh em gee, I can't stop laughing!

I had an old guy try to kiss me on the mouth. I was taking my oldest son trick or treating ( he was one at the time) I knew this old guy from the grocery store I worked at. He invited me to stop by on Halloween.
So, we stoped and America's most wanted was on in the background ( should of seen the creepyness coming). He came over to see Kyle and went in for the kiss. Luckily , I moved in time ( horror) and he got my cheek. I was horrified FOREVER!!!!
So, maybe not what you're looking for , but that was thee WORST for me. HA HA
Happy Saturday!
kiss kiss ;0

Kitty Stampede said...

ewwwwwwww.......

that is nasty. i had a few first kiss experiences that made me think i would never enjoy it again. some too slobbery and one Dry...gag, blech...i think dry is worse..like i mean open mouth dry.....shudder....i am gagging. sorry.

i have smelt salami and pepporoni breath before.......PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ana b. said...

CHRIST! Like guppy fishes.