Thursday, March 31, 2011

Happy THORSday!

GULP. HOTNESS!!!! I know this movie might be dopey, but I don't care. Senor Thor is HOT HOT HOT.

I wonder if THORAZINE would stop him?

I can't think of anything that would stop me from seeing this movie.  YUM.


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Lisette Model

Lisette Model, 42nd Street - Modern Tempo, 1940-1941

Lisette Model, Coney Island Bather, Circa 1939

Lisette Model, Woman with Veil, San Francisco, 1947

Lisette Model, Fashion Show, Hotel Pierre, New York City, 1957

Lisette Model, San Francisco Opera, 1949

Lisette Model, Las Vegas, On the Bar, 1949

Lisette Model, Sailor and Girl, 1940

Lisette Model, Dancer in Front of Mirror, 1954-1961

Lisette Model, Promenade des Anglais, 1937

Lisette Model, Belmont Park, Race Track, Two Men with Binoculars, 1956

Lisette Model, Circus, New York, Bike on Tightrope, 1945

Lisette Model, Bars, Singer at Cafe Metropole, 1945

Lisette Model, Bather, Promenade des Anglais, Nice, 1934

Lisette Model, Bars, Sammy's Bar, Woman Looking at Man, 1944

Lisette Model, Promenade des Anglais, Nice, France, Circa 1937-1938

Lisette Model, Sleeping by the Seine, 1933-1940

Lisette Model, Belmont Park, Race Track, Fat Man, 1956

Lisette Model, Venezuela, Maracaibo, pipes, 1954

Lisette Model, Circus Man, Nice, 1933-1938

Lisette Model, Nick's Nightclub, New York City, 1940-1944

Lisette Model, Bars, Sammy's Bar, Tillie Singing, 1945

Lisette Model, Circus, Circa 1945

Lisette Model, East Side, New York, 1944

Lisette Model, Coney Island Bather, New York 1940

Lisette Model, New York Public Library-Running Legs, Circa 1940-1941


Tuesday, March 29, 2011


Screen shot 2011-03-25 at 5.12.59 PM

Last week the boss gave me a scolding. SIGH. I guess I pretty much deserved it, but that really didn't make the process any more fun. SIGH. Knowing that anything I said could and would be held against me, I didn't say much as I got my little reprimand. Needless to say, it looks like I should HAVE TO modify my work behavior somewhat. SIGH.

The boss said I was moody. ?! Agreed. Isn't everybody? But I think his point was that I need to PRETEND to be more cheery. SIGH. I guess I can try. I should have asked the boss if he thought ACTING LESSONS or CHEERLEADING CAMP might improve my work performance.  Grumble grumble.

The boss said I need to be MORE FRIENDLY AND ENGAGING WITH CLIENTS. Um, HUGE FUCKING GROAN. Our clients are exhausting. EXHAUSTING. Apparently it isn't enough to smile and be polite and efficient -- I have to put more energy into it.  SIGH.  Is anybody else picturing JAZZ HANDS right about now?!  GROAN.  But our clients' purchases pay my salary, so I guess I can try harder in this department.

This whole little talk took place because a couple of TOOLS from another gallery stopped by for a visit right before closing time. They are high maintenance. High energy. Very fucking chatty. Pretty much exhausting. And when 5:30 rolled around and I slipped out the door unnoticed (briefly) to hurry off to my gnarly commute home, they could not BELIEVE that I didn't say goodnight before I left.  They allegedly complained and complained to the boss and could not understand why I left without saying goodbye.  FERTHELOVEOFGAWD. So from now on I have to greet everyone and their grandma with huge enthusiasm (HURL), and make sure to say goodnight to anyone and everyone before I leave. What's next - cartwheels?  Cappuccinos?  Complimentary blowjobs?!  Kidding.  Kind of.

The MAIN reason I don't announce my departure every time I leave is that when I DO, I invariably get asked to do ONE LAST THING before I leave. My commute takes over an hour and the last thing I want to do is delay getting home.

But I guess having a job and getting paid requires some compromise on my part, so I will have to try a a LITTLE HARDER to cut the mustard. SIGH SIGH SIGH. Or win the lottery! 

Guessing some of you have been scolded before?  Bet you enjoyed it about as much as I did. :[


Monday, March 28, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011


Simon Wiesenthal Center Honors Tom Cruise for 2011 Humanitarian Award

Just received this invitation from the Simon Wiesenthal Center. They are honoring Tom Cruise with the 2011 Humanitarian Award.



Thursday, March 24, 2011


About a month ago I adopted a 7-year old rescue kitty named Inky. It has been a little t-r-i-c-k-y getting him to feel comfortable in his new home, but things have slowly and steadily gotten better and better. He is a nutter, but that is pretty much a POT CALLING THE KETTLE kind of statement as I am a nutter too!

Inky was petrified and hiding constantly when I first got him, and he would run from me any time he saw me. Sometimes he still runs away, but sometimes he cozies up to me (particularly around meal time!) for lots of petting, cuddling, head butting and belly rubbing. My favorite times are when he is purring out affection, and I just have to leave him alone when he is in a stand-off-ish mood. THANKFULLY the LOVE ME LOVE ME moments are happening more and more often. Whee! :)


Note: Sometimes Inky SCARES ME.  He is big and strong and willful, and he could do some damage if he wanted to.  But I guess you could say that about a lot of things.  He really is a sweetie, but every now and again he verges into SCARY LARRY TERRITORY, and that can be a bit intimidating.

Side Note: In many ways me and my feline friend are A LOT ALIKE.  Make of that what you will.  

On a sad note, I had to put my problem child Leo down.


Leo had so many health issues over the last year or two, and it just had to be done. Fucking bawlfest. This happened weeks ago, but I couldn't bring myself to blog about it. Sometimes words of sympathy [not to mention pictures like this one - WAH!!!] just bring on too many tears. Wah. All good things must end, which pretty much SUCKS ASS. Leo was a great friend, and hopefully he and Peanut (and Bear, Jag, Tigger, Bone, Ghost and Gunslinger -- yeesh I have had a lot of pets since I was a kid) and all other fabulous perished pets in the world are frolicking off in the land of sunshine and fun.

Anywhoo, cheers to the pets that bring so much JOY to so many!  :)



Long live Lewis Black.

Note: The Daily Show has been especially good lately.  This clip -- which references U.S. involvement in select conflict and wars -- is SPOT ON.


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Dana Harel

Dana Harel, The Original Mr. Jacob 1, 2011, Graphite on paper, 36" x 25"

Dana Harel, Circus ranivorus, 2009, graphite on paper, 96" x 72"

Dana Harel, I Am Not An Animal I, 2010, graphite on paper, 45" x 65 3/4"

Dana Harel, Python molurus, 2008, graphite on paper, 41" x 78"

Dana Harel, The Original Mr. Jacob 2, 2011, graphite on paper, 36" x 25"

Dana Harel, Cock Fight, 2010, graphite on paper, 52" x 69"

Dana Harel, Alces alces, 2009, graphite on paper, 96" x 72"

Dana Harel, I Am Not An Animal II, 2010, graphite on paper, 45" x 65 3/4"

Dana Harel, Elephas maximus, 2008, graphite on paper, 96" x 72"