Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Cow Eyes

Inquisitive friendly cow

The Cows Eyed Me Suspiciously, Pondering My Next Move

Posing cow

Cow eyes

Cow, Carthage, MO

curious cow

cow's eyes

I've got my eye on you


Sad Cow


moody sky

You pretty cow


Soft Eyes

Cow eye

"GO AWAY! - I'm having my lunch."


don't fence me in

Cow Eyes

Our Candyman

I've got an itch

When I was a kid I noticed that my Mom and my Grandpa and my brother and my little sister (sorry, little sis), had really big, wet, teary eyes. I secretly thought that their eyes were rather reminiscent of COW EYES. I am pretty sure that I wisely kept this assessment to myself.

My eyes are kinda big, but not big, wet, lolling cow eyes. At least I don't THINK they are. But the other day manfriend was looking deeeeep into my eyes, and he said, "I can see your contacts. Your eyes are so big. Do you have to get specially made contacts for those big brown eyes of yours?" Well, I rolled my big COW EYES at that statement as I assured him that my contacts were indeed standard human size.  @#%!&*!(!@#*&



Heidi Post said...

And now, I'm having carnivore guilt, though I very rarely eat beef :(

Dancing Branflake said...

Haha! Your manfriend said that? I love it!

Seriously- I think cows give the craziest looks. They always mad dog you when you walk by.

Lorena said...

Don't ask me why, but when I read the tittle of the post in my google reader i knew it was a Drollie post.
You have an evil manfriend - however he is not as evil as my eye doctor.
I went to try on contacts (i refuse to wear eyeglasses).
Tried about 4 different pairs. They were all extremely uncomfortable.
So the eye doctor tells me I have a FAT CORNEA.
The only damn place I thought was fat free.... so maybe you have fat eyes too.

melifaif said...

HILARIOUS!!! You are bringing a picture to I have to find it. AND email it to

Jen: Sunsets and Swimming Pools said...

I was wondering about Manfriend. If he was still in the picture and all... :)

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

as long as you keep those eyelashes curled, you'll be fine and dandy. squinty-eyed manfriend is probably just jealous.

Libbeh said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mr. Manfriend sure sounds like a huge cheeseball!! I'd roll my eyes at my man if he said something like that too, and maybe add in a little sarcastic "cow snort" while I'm at it too! :D

But in all seriousness, cows are totally cute! IDK, but I love those big dumb animals, esp. even more so after watching Food Inc. a few years ago. The calves are the cutest, and I may sound like one of those food conscious New Age hippies by saying this, but I really really hate veal. I had it once (without knowing exactly what "veal" was), and I didn't like it, and I really didn't like it after someone politely informed me what veal was.

However, I don't have any qualms about eating adult cow meat... but I'll occasionally feel guilty, esp. after watching Food Inc., but it'll slide once I take a bite into a tender, juicy, medium rare steak. :D

rach said...

haha cow eyes! too funny! but I wouldnt have liked the hubs to say that to me! Your always able to make me look at pictures completely diffrently than I would have thought of them in...:)

Aline said...

lol!!!!!! i am cracking up!!!! it's better to have large eyes than tiny eyes, consider yourself lucky!

Daniela said...

ahahahah man I wish you'd post a picture of yourself!!!!!

Kitty Stampede said...

EFF, your're hilarious. i wasn't sure where you were going with this one. bahaha...bovine eyes on people is pretty weird. especially tori spelling and rose mcgown...yikes.

i'm sure you got some pretty bambi eyes. ;P

Annabelle said...

yes... but do your big beautiful cow eyes have flies hanging out in the corners of them?

because most cows do and it seriously grosses me out.

but i'm sure your are lovely

mermaid gallery said...

better cow eyes...than just plain...Cow!....and I'm off meat after looking......

pixelhazard said...

So dopey looking and cute

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Kristine said...

I'd love to have cow eyes! Seriously. My eyes are pretty nondescript and average looking at best and I always wished I had big, soulful eyes. Except if I had cow eyes I'd make sure not to do the googly wild eye that they do.

Kristin said...

Crap. I feel bad about my steak now. : (

bananas. said...

"big, wet, teary eyes"...LOL! i don't know why but that makes me laugh a lot. more than normal...normal like your "big brown eyes." bwahahahahahaa!!!

you and your manfriend are funny.

WendyB said...

The 6th picture made me laugh. Animal noses are always highlarious.

Karena said...

Ha! I think you should confess to your Family, its only right you know!!

Please do come over to visit, I have a New Giveaway from Fresh Produce I think you will love!

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Matthew Snope said...

tulpen said...

Cows are lovely. I love them.

I miss being in Vermont and pulling off a dirt road on my bike to stop and talk to the cows. I really would.

And no. I don't eat them. Haven't eaten one in 24 years.

Alisa said...

ha ha ha you are funny. I love your stories! And these are some sweet cows!

十十f十 said...

the eye doc didn't tell me i have fat cornea but big eyeballs. i'm going to consider that a compliment.

Trissta said...

Bahahaha. Don't you hate it when you have to eat your own words/thoughts. It makes me want to gag. Often. Ugh.

Much Love,

chloe said...

aw, i feel guilty for the cows now :(
i actually have to have the big size of contact lenses cos my iris is bigger than average. but i think its kinda cool.
so drollgirl, you and me can be big-eyed buddies if you'll have me!

feathermar said...

It's like that 1-800-contacts commercial..."Look, look with your giant eyes"

"My brand!"

Big eyes are good- it means the world will want to protect you in an apocolypse. Large eyes with small facial features = cuteness, and we're programmed to want to protect you.
Although, if you've got a big nose as well, I'm not sure how it'll work out.

KAH said...

Oh, how I have missed your blog... I need to figure out "manfriend" Hope it is going well!