When I was a kid I noticed that my Mom and my Grandpa and my brother and my little sister (sorry, little sis), had really big, wet, teary eyes. I secretly thought that their eyes were rather reminiscent of COW EYES. I am pretty sure that I wisely kept this assessment to myself.
My eyes are kinda big, but not big, wet, lolling cow eyes. At least I don't THINK they are. But the other day manfriend was looking deeeeep into my eyes, and he said, "I can see your contacts. Your eyes are so big. Do you have to get specially made contacts for those big brown eyes of yours?" Well, I rolled my big COW EYES at that statement as I assured him that my contacts were indeed standard human size. @#%!&*!(!@#*&