Tuesday, March 20, 2012

There Are Days When I'd Rather be Wearing a Mask

unicorn mask pig mask

giraffe mask bunny mask

hippo mask eagle mask

wolf mask

camel mask chicken mask

lion  mask frog mask

mouse mask horse mask

Some days I would rather be wearing a mask.  Mostly so I could hide my facial expressions, and/or my face when it is FLAT-LINING with a lack of interest.  Sigh.  I feel like my boss and our clients people are always looking at my face trying to gauge my level of enthusiasm.  It is annoying.  Wearing a mask would be the perfect solution for this problem, dontcha think?



Links in case you care to start wearing a mask too:


Magical Unicorn Mask
Latex Camel Mask
Accoutrements Chicken Head Mask
Deluxe Latex Lion Mask
Latex Frog Mask
Accoutrements Horse Head Mask



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16 comments:

Phoenix said...

Some of those are very creepy! But I like the giraffe one a lot :)

Claire Kiefer said...

There are days I'd rather wear a mask, too . . . mostly days when my face is breaking out, my eyes are red from sleeplessness, and/or I feel gross & ugly. :)

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

I would likely take naps behind my mask.

Kitty Stampede said...

yup...ditto, my friend! it would hide my constant eye rolling at my co-workers. that way i wouldn't have to look away or turn my back. dang, it's hard to fake it sometimes.

these masks are cool. i wish there were more days of the year besides halloween where it was acceptable to wear masks.

rach said...

I would love a few of those to scare the shit of out people haha! Imagine wearing the frog one and waiting around the corner for someone...hehehe

Miss Caitlin S. said...

haha i agree. how annoying people gauge your enthusiasm. I have people that do that to me too and it bugs. but i do it to everyone when i force them to watch you tube videos they dont want to watch, hoping they think they're funny.

Kristine said...

I'm amazed at how reasonable they are. Why, I could start collecting the whole set! I seem to have perpetual angry face so these would probably make me more popular.

mermaid gallery said...

enthusiasm is hard to fake...just like that other thing that gets faked all of the time. A mask is much better than a constant state of keen......

Lorena said...

Haha.... may I borrow the bunny one ?
I need a mask most days ...

Megan said...

I love your blog so much. Your posts are so funny and always make me laugh. Maybe I lived in Britain for too long and learned how to stop smiling and how to sulk 24/7, but I find enthusiasm to be overrated. Sometimes it downright annoys me when I meet enthusiastic people. I kind of want to run far away from them. I like the giraffe and the unicorn masks. If I were your client or your boss, I'd think that the unicorn mask makes you magical and then there'd be no need for you to have enthusiasm at all.

Lara said...

Sorry you've been having a rough couple days. Something's in the water.

Love these... the stuff of nightmares! That mouse one is adorable though!

Annabelle said...

Sweet Jesus! That first one made me tinkle a little bit. I. Am. Traumatized.

Dancing Branflake said...

Coping skills. Hahahahaha! Well, isn't this blog some type of mask?

bananas. said...

yes i totally concur!!! in fact i'll take the pig mask because i can be a porker some times.

plus i like pigs...though that pig looks a little beaten. what's with the black eyes?

...love Maegan said...

this is why I love sunglasses... indoors and out... lol

melifaif said...

YESSSSSS!!!!! This is the ticket.