Everything IS Terrible!I laugh so hard!
I am so disturbed and yet so entertained all at once lol you rock. Oh and I have another book up for free um wait this is the link because I know how you like em :) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0076OCAKG/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=cabinb-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0076OCAKG
The slow mo replay of the cucumber bite and spit = classic.
I know this is really important stuff but omg... shit and rub it on yourself? OMG.
I am speechless.
Now I'm going to be singins Rapist beware for the rest of the day
I'd have no problem doing anything to save my cooter. Thank you for the tips.
grossing them out.....my favorite bit!!
only if i'm wearing that exact outfit/hair combo
That.....that may be some of the sickest and best advice ever. I just hope I never have to use it either.
OMG...I didn't know if I should laugh or be horrified. I don't think a penis would snap off that easily...
ummmm is it totally repulsive that i've thought about doing some of these tactics should the need arise? LOL at the cucumber!!!
where can i download the song?
I was not prepared for this. I mean, what was up with that lady's hair!?!
haha I saw this all over Twitter today but didn't watch it until you posted (needed a good stamp of approval)- ugh, that is hilarious and sadly, maybe true?????? I just can't imagine being attacked and being like "okay, time to go #2..." ha. If I had a safe exit plan, I would totally bite the cucumber. Honestly, I think the grosses thing to watch was the tomato being the temple- ew!!!
I think self-defense classes are great and everyone should have training on how to defend themselves. I took my son to karate classes when he was young and he made it up to a yellow belt, but didn't go any farther because he kept volunteering me to hold the practice pads for those little kids to kick the $hit out of it and me. However, in real life situations you have to size up your opponent, and how much you are really willing to hurt another person within a matter of seconds. No matter how much training and preparation you have, you never know how you will truly react in a dangerous situation until you are in it. Self-defense training can help you overcome the panic and let you know you have options, but if the perp is high on something they may not feel or react to much of anything or react even more violently, can you maim or even kill them to get away.
Convenient if your attacker has a tomato head or a cucumber dick. You can have a greek salad.
lmao at cerebral e's comment!
Sometimes one must go to extremes! A swift kick there will do it though...Girlfriend..This is the Last day to enter my Giveaway from Castles Crowns and Cottages!XoxoKarenaArt by Karena
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! OMG+FG. That was brilliantly crazy. mind boggling. I think it's a funny thought to do something super gross to freak out the perp. pass gas, if you can...oh man, that was a good one. Thanks!!!
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