I was trolling through the Neiman Marcus shoe sale section and noticed there was no shortage of ugly designer shoes on sale. Ugly shoes make me laugh, especially when they are so frakking expensive.
I know taste is subjective, so if you love any of these babies chances are they can be yours! All can be found here!
Note: Hover over the images to see brand, retail price and sale price.
Note: Hover over the images to see brand, retail price and sale price.
29 comments:
Ahah! They're ALL terrible! What is with the boots with the feathers out the top? Seriously?
The Hunters are okay if you WORK ON A FARM!
Geezus.
Funny thing is, I could go to the cheap hoochie mama store downtown and get crazy ass shoes like this for $15.
Yep, pretty much all heinous.
That last one made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Yep, pretty much all heinous.
That last one made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Holy crap you've hit the mother lode of ugly! I was initially taken aback by that boot with the feathers too but on second review, the pastel platform hurrache Oxford (what the hell do you wear this with) stood out along with that o so sexy pump with the lips with a smoking cigarette. That one has got to be my favorite.
I'm thinking I should take up shoe design! If these things sell for a thousand dollars (A THOUSAND DOLLARS) I would make a bloody fortune. Either that or I could get into the broken ankle fixing business.
Camo heels. DOOOOO IT!!!!
Those are all so ugly in thier own special way. I thought the lips smoking stiletto heels where particulary funny. What kind of drugs are these designers on?!?
good lord- I just re-read my comment. my brain obviously doesn't work for spelling or grammer after 9pm. I do know the difference between where and were! lol
the Reed Krakoff is so ugly- and 398 on sale- wow.
I actually saw those smoking lips shoes in the store. I stopped and did a double take.
At the risk of letting the world know how ridiculous my sense of style is at the moment, I would wear three of those. I won't say which three, but I WILL say that they do not involve feathers, lips, military wear, or any other assholery.
Uhgg. That frumpy brown cross-cross Grandma shoe is hideous!
I like the feathered motorcycle boot the best.
I gotta say fashion can definitely be ridiculous. they seem to just come up with the most outrageous design in fear of being too mainstream. All all it ends up to be is hideous and on sale.
Designer shoes are weird.
This coming from a girl who has high heels with the heel made of a brass knuckle, and another pair called "Zombie Stompers" that are green with zombie faces all over them. haha.
I don't get it...why someone would pay $$$$ for shit like this? I mean...really????
Heyyyyyy.... Those rubber yellow YSL pumps were at the top of my want list.... Right above the Brian Atwood rafetta. Man. You totally just killed my dreams. ;)
Although, I think those camo heels would be uber fab on you. Just sayin'. Maybe you should consider them.
Much Love,
Trissta
hahah some of these i LOVE, but you are right on about others, specifically the wimpy heeled variety!!!
haha you are incessantly funny. I do like about 6 of these... but I am appalled as a human that those Ralph Lauren Umeeda shoes exist. barf!
oh my dear lord...those are awful!!
my faves:
6th down on the left - looks like a pinata is exploding out of the heel
2nd up from the bottom, on the right - boots with the feathers?! what the hell.
Aahh, you found some great examples! I actually fancy a pair or two... They'd definitely be a conversation starter.
I sorta hate shoes, I live in Dansko clogs.
Holy shit these are fugly.
Those beige boots with the fluffy top look like something from Dr Seuss
While I like offbeat stuff, this goes beyond to just pain ugly, especially the Prada "lips" shoes. Who the heck would think it is cool to have lips on your shoes?
Agreed!
I used to collect ugly shoes, but my dog ate them when he was still a pup. The shoes on the top left, I absolutely adore. I have a problem.
haha. i always liked to joke that i like ugly shoes. guess i haven't seen quite enuf ugly shoes.
how about ugly and expensive ?
PUTRID!!!! hahahaha....ahhhh...you!!! your nailed it. those ones with the lips and ciggy cracke me up.
i need new shoes so bad, i mostly threw all mine out. now i have dick.
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