Thursday, June 28, 2012

Antisocial

I HATE EVERYONE ARMY JACKET-2


Mental Health Tee
MENTAL HEALTH t-shirt


FUCK snowglobe


whatever


i-am-busy


If you are feeling antisocial and want everybody to know it, one of these items should do the trick.

I recently changed my screensaver at work to the I AM BUSY image, and it made me laugh. Of course I had to remove it immediately. SIGH.

Sometimes I display antisocial/inappropriate behavior.   At work we recently had nightmarish internet/computer/alarm issues that I was stuck dealing with.  I was on the phone with an IT dude trying to resolve the issues when my boss interrupted me and asked me what was going on.  My response to that obnoxious question?  I told him to GET OUT.  GET OUT, even though you are the boss and you pay the rent and my salary.  GET OUT unless you want to take over and deal with this shit.  Lol.  I CANNOT STAND being interrupted when I am stressed and/or when I am talking on the phone to another person.  Fuck OFF.

Speaking of GET OUT, one time my landlord and I got into a shouting match (after she refused to reimburse me for a plumbing expense) and I told her to  GET OUT. Of her own apartment.  Lol. She could not believe my audacity.  But you know what?  SHE LEFT!  And it was a good thing she did as I was about ready to clock her. 

If you have any antisocial stories, please share.  Entertain us!  :)


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24 comments:

sporkgasm said...

I used to wear a shirt that said, "Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them." I grew out of that stuff.

But I am with you on the interrupting thing. At work I have what is called THE LOOK. People know if I give them the look, to just turn and walk away. I no longer even have to speak words. It's pretty awesome.

Trixie said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Oh my GOD that is hysterical! GET OUT! To your boss and landlord. LOL. That made my day.

My antisocial stories are mostly on my blog. Yesterday I walked in front of a bicyclist and then wanted to fight him but it ended up I knew him because he was my son's idiot annoying stupid fucking lame blaming failing nothing is good enough for me math teacher from last year

Trixie said...

Sporkgasm, I call that my mom look! LOL. I can just picture it on your face too. I'd raise one eyebrow and head off in the other direction

Claire Kiefer said...

This is so funny. I applaud you for your bravery in the face of daunting figures such as bosses and landladies! I got into it with my landlord once, and I won that battle, too! So, moral of the story is: sometimes it works.

mermaid gallery said...

like the time when i was bartending and a drunk that i had cut off said to me, "who do you think you are....you are just a waitress!"....steam came out of my ears and i walked out from behind the bar and slapped his silly face.....even surprised me....but it felt great!

Lorena said...

The balls... you got the balls!
I do not think I could go that hysterical on my boss.
Now, that does not mean I have not been hysterical...
I shouted, screamed and insulted this guy who is similar to the position of senator- I was pissed.
No bad words ;)

E said...

Ferris Bueller, you are my hero. Except in my naughtiest fantasies, "GET OUT" would be replaced with "PUNCH IN THE FACE."

I also consider both of these experiences perfectly applicable to the usage of "STEP THE FUCK OFF BITCH."

Additionally, I would like the beach towel.

bananas. said...

you sound a lot like me when i get in one of "my moods" as dave calls them. i'm not always the friendliest person, surprise surprise...especially in times of frustration or embarrassment.

one time i told one of the cute boys in high school to "SHUT UP!!!" when he asked me if i was okay after i ate shit. i ran away shortly after. lol what an antisocial weirdo i was.

btw i need that "i hate everyone" jacket!

freeteyme said...

One time I hang this Dilbert sign in my office door that "Enter and risk the fist of death!"

True enough, I got my work done and no one bothered me lol

I still pull it out every now and then =))

NellieVaughn said...

Feisty. I like that. I am more the type to roll my eyes. Life can get very busy. On the weekends, I like to go to my local coffee shop to relax, but it's such a scene there. If anyone approaches me, I roll my eyes, and turn away from them. That is MY time.

Lynn said...

I need that first shirt.

Lynn said...

I need that first shirt.

Alisa said...

Sometime when we are out in public, somewhere busy, my daughter (15 yrs) will turn to me and say "I hate people"

My response is always "I know you do"

She is actually very social, but sometimes the crowds get her down.

Jen said...

At work when I'm pissy I put my ear-buds in. Sometimes without any music. This keeps the idiots away. I'm big on "get out" too. Boyfriends, husbands, kids, dogs, cats. Sometimes you just have too!!

SabinePsynopsis said...

... and that's why it's good to have your own house and a BIIIG garden around it! And lacking this the t-shirt please!

Erin said...

Why is it that every single one of these things I should own. I think your stories are balsy and terrific. If I could be that forward, maybe people would actually get a hint! Haha!

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Miss Caitlin S. said...

omg, i want that "FUCK" snowglobe soooo badly, hahaha, that is hilarious. that would be so funny to just have out at christmas.

love the landlord story hahah, i want a visual of you so badly! you're so multi-faceted.

I'm usually very polite to people so I wish I had more badass stories... but I am antisocial basically to everyone as i drive home in traffic. that's when i'm all kinds of ugly.

cerebral e said...

I try to be less antisocial now that I'm a professional. It pains me.

Fragrant Liar said...

Sometimes there is only one thing left to do, and that is get out.

Anne said...

Oops, I guess I am antisocial but never think of it that way.

I hate that people just come up and knock on my door any time they want. I don't know or care who it is, if I didn't ask you to come I don't even go towards the door. I just yell "I don't want any" real loud.

One time it was my dad and he had to call me on the phone since I didn't bother going to the door. I hate being a slave to the phone just because it rings so he ended up having to come around the back to try to get in the house.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

I've found myself mental noting so many things that irritate me and I've been wanting to blog about it. But then I thought I would probably offend half of my readers and everyone would just think I was a miserable bitch.

I still may do it.

Kristine said...

It's a well know fact among anyone who knows me that I am a huge people hater. Unfortunately I tend to go off on people more in my head than out loud because I am wimpy like that and because I am one of those people who cries when I get angry which is never effective.I LOVE that you have told off your boss and landlady! I wish I had the balls rather than just indulging in constant fantasies of pushing people down the stairs.
I want that snowglobe...

Miss Absinthe said...

It's not antisocial, you have boundaries and you don't suffer fools. Keep kicking ass.

SweetBonita said...

GET OUT! lol, i like you... i really do.