Monday, July 9, 2012

Dress Your Dog Like Bret Michaels

If you hate your dog and you want him to look like an aging/possibly balding rock star, the perfect products are now available for you/your dog: the Bret Michaels Pets Rock Collection is HERE!  

Gear by Bret Michaels for the Pets That Rock Your World! From dog toys and beds to clothes and bowls, show off your pet's inner rock star with products inspired by musician Bret Michaels and his lifelong love of pets.

SO STUPID.

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bret michaels bandana bret michaels dog pink bandana
bret michaels dog blue bandana bret_blue bandana
bret michaels flame hat bret michaels dog flame bandana
bret michaels dog red bandana 293.rol.michaels.041708 red bandana



Available here. Or just wait a month and everything will be on the clearance rack.


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28 comments:

Improbable Joe said...

Wouldn't all of your dog's hair have to fall out first, and then be replaced by a bandana and a wig to really pull of the Bret Michaels look?

Jen said...

Hahahahahaha! Exactly! These need a bald skull cap to be really cool. I predict this crap will be on clearance by months end. He better be giving all the proceeds to animal charity!!!

bananas. said...

oh...mah....GAWD.

terrible, just terrible.

and yes he's balding. BADLY.

bananas. said...

oh...mah....GAWD.

terrible, just terrible.

and yes he's balding. BADLY.

Dancing Branflake said...

If anything, this post confirms to me that Brett Michaels would make a beautiful woman.

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

Who does he think he's kidding? I think the dogs are actually mocking him. ;)

sporkgasm said...

When I saw he was going a line for dogs I yelled out, "But the hankies aren't attached to long blonde fake hair!" Then I wanted to get a dog so I could buy these. Then I thought, "But haven't people been putting cheap hankies around their dogs' necks for decades? Oh yeah, they have. Nothing new here!"

Camila Faria said...

Hahahaha...is this real? Soooo stupid! Why would someone do that to their poor dog? Hahaha!

Claire Kiefer said...

This reminds me how disgusting I find men in eyeliner. Unless they're in drag. Which Bret Michaels halfway is. The dog gear is totally ridic . . . and yet, I wouldn't mind seeing one on the street romping around in this absurdity. ;)

Lorena said...

Oh the queen of evil... hahah actually the dogs look quite nice.

Gabbi said...

Sad part is that the look is better on the dog...

E said...

This is such a treat! Some of the pet ensembles are made me squeal! May or may not have forwarded this to multiple dog owners...

Glee said...

That´s cute! I was wondering though it the dogs are better undressed during summer?

P.S. Do you exchange links?

feathermar said...

I think the dogs look better in bandanas than he does. Maybe he's trying to transition out of them, and is starting a charity to use all of his? A charity for dogs of people with raging STDs, if "Rock of Love" was any indication of the ladies he has relations with?

mermaid gallery said...

i love my dogs too much to ever want them to look like that....but it's enterprising...cause we all know...there's one born every minute.....

Annabelle Archer said...

How can you be sure your pet is douchy enough to earn the right to sport such "fashion"? Is there a reality "contest" in which lots if skanky dogs sniff each others ass' and hump each other for the hopes of their own spin off?

Ashton King said...

Oh Bret Michaels. I love you, but you need to stop.

Bonnie said...

I feel bad for the dog.

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cerebral e said...

It is not the same without the Botox, fillers and fake tan.

Alisa said...

I wouldn't do that to my dog!

ana b. said...

Hmmm....this makes me think twice about the Lady Elegance tartan jacket I'm planning for my future dog, Lord Chester.

NellieVaughn said...

Don't ask why, but I was big into Rock of Love. No matter how many times I watched it, I couldn't figure out if he was wearing a wig. Contestants said he wasn't, but I am sure they were either paid, or did it out of a sense of loyalty. His hair is an odd kind of shiny to not be a wig, but then again, hair serum will do that.

Kristine said...

I secretly watched Rock of Love and couldn't get enough but man is he a dumb-ass!Like really really dumb.

Kathryn said...

LOL, but it is so not right.

Lara said...

He was the original "duck face" wasn't he?
Ahaha! I heard about this but hadn't seen it yet.
Poor Martha Stewart. She got involved with KMart and that was a bust. Now her fancy pet stuff is going to be on a shelf next to Bret Michaels' biker dog fashions.

Caroline said...

Hilarious!

itsCatherine said...

Went to Petsmart last week and his whole line was on sale. Bret=dog... I hate to say it but makes sense.

Kitty Stampede said...

hahahahaha....this for real?!?!?! oh man. he should feel ashamed. you can't get much more lame-wad than that.