Monday, July 23, 2012

Short Shorts

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Short Shorts. Blog post on short shorts today if you need a laugh: drollgirl.com #shortshorts #shorts #lol #ridic #no #instagram #iphone

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Michael Cera Juno short shorts

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Short shorts seem to either be sexy, slutty or ridiculous. And sometimes all of the above.

P.S. I watched a documentary on Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead (the dude in the first pic) over the weekend, which inspired this post.  :)


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33 comments:

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

Women only, but even then....

Mandy_Fish said...

This made me laugh. I hate shorts. But I do love Russell Brand.

sporkgasm said...

The Tom Selleck pic is my favorite. I don't wear short shorts but I do have a love for them. And Lemmy can wear whatever the hell Lemmy wants, 'cause he's Lemmy. How amazing was that documentary? I had waited over a year to see it after I'd heard about it. It did not disappoint.

The mere sight of his cluttery apartment made me nervous.

Anonymous said...

If I see one more pair of shorts with the pockets hanging out I think I will puke. But then, the whole trashy effect usually nicely compliments the excessive cellulite most fans of these shorts seem to have.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Oh my, denim thongs?!?!? Mostly ridiculous, though I have to admit I sometimes reminiscently think of the short shorts men used to wear at Wimbledon :)

Regina said...

Pauly Bleeker!

This are hilarious! The guy after the Mariah Carey pic- bahahaha!

Bill and Al with their McDonald's- classic!

ZeldaMom said...

Yikes! But I have to say, if I had killer legs I'd wear them (if I were young) even now I would at least wear shorts in public if I had decent legs. I go no shorter than capris and that's not a pretty sight.
Thanks for the chuckle ;-)

ZeldaMom said...

Yikes! But I have to say, if I had killer legs I'd wear them (if I were young) even now I would at least wear shorts in public if I had decent legs. I go no shorter than capris and that's not a pretty sight.
Thanks for the chuckle ;-)

ZeldaMom said...

Yikes! But I have to say, if I had killer legs I'd wear them (if I were young) even now I would at least wear shorts in public if I had decent legs. I go no shorter than capris and that's not a pretty sight.
Thanks for the chuckle ;-)

ZeldaMom said...

Yikes! But I have to say, if I had killer legs I'd wear them (if I were young) even now I would at least wear shorts in public if I had decent legs. I go no shorter than capris and that's not a pretty sight.
Thanks for the chuckle ;-)

Alisa said...

I agree, men never look good in short shorts. But I do like the guy from Reno 911, and Michael Cera, so I am ok with their short shorts.

Alisa said...

Oh and love Russell!

Annabelle Archer said...

Me and my thunder thighs have never worn the short shorts but I envy those who can.

Annabelle Archer said...

Me and my thunder thighs have never worn the short shorts but I envy those who can.

Annabelle Archer said...

Me and my thunder thighs have never worn the short shorts but I envy those who can.

Annabelle Archer said...

Me and my thunder thighs have never worn the short shorts but I envy those who can.

Caroline said...

You have to have utterly perfect legs to wear those. Unless you are Richard Simmons *snort*.

bananas. said...

i'm sorry i'm distracted by brittany spears' erect nipples...WTF?!!?!!

men in short shorts always makes me giggle.

women in denim thong-like shorts are just nasty!

NellieVaughn said...

I just don't want to see some people in short shorts, but I could always just look away. I don't have the guts to wear something so revealing. I'd feel naked, and that could offend many people.

mermaid gallery said...

I felt like a total voyeur looking at those pics...loved that!....beautiful legs look great!....but men look silly no matter what......and where do they put the equipment?...if it hangs out.....that's disgusting...and you know everybody is looking for it!

Daniela said...

I think the JY - NL wins the "Most ridiculous of the short shorts" prize. I might have to check out poorlydressed.com for a few laughs now and then

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

har har I like the Bill Clinton photo the best- If I had a locker I'd put that in it.

Claire Kiefer said...

Matt was JUST telling me about Lemmy and his facial warts. It grosses me out so bad I can hardly stand to look at/think about him. I can't believe you found that pic of Clinton and Gore--HAHA!!!! Most of these are totally ridiculous. Britney looks pretty good in that second picture on the beach, but only cause she's on the beach and not really out in public. Those "shorts" over that girl's white bikini are the most absurd thing I've ever seen, I think. WTF.

Lara said...

yeeeaaaah never gonna happen... cellulite has gotten its grip on my 33 year-old ass and thighs.

Love your compilation of pics. Richard Simmons always makes me smile.

Trissta said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I guess if I had the legs, I'd do it too.


Much Love,
Trissta

Jessica ( frellathon ) said...

Woman yes but even there no if you've got cottage cheese over load but men omg there is too much penis attention with these and yeah no one wants to see your junk all snug in your short shorts.

georgia ~ gi gi said...

Oh Drollgirl, I la la love this blog of yours!

Yes, men and short shorts should never go together, I don't care how fine you are!

Thanks for the laughs!

...love Maegan said...

you seriously compile the BEST photos per topics... I mean, so funny.

Marsi @ The Cottage Cheese said...

Awesome collection! I could have done without seeing that much Al Gore and Clinton skin, haha. The former VP's package kinda jumps out at you in that flimsy fabric.

How've you been girl?

Lorena said...

They look awful on men... except Russell.
For women, I just think there are classier ways of showing off - then again it's just me being envious that I don't have legs like that to show off.

Dr Zibbs said...

I wonder how many pairs of those red and white shorts Richard Simmons has?

Kitty Stampede said...

i can't do it. i would feel like i'm in my undies. they do seem like they are all the rage these days. WICKED collection as usual!!!! make me giggle tons.

Aline said...

lol i'm dying over your photo placement. you start thinking one thing and then BAM