Monday, August 13, 2012

Dumb


parakeet ad

Motion activated parakeet comes to life whenever you walk in the room! His head and tail feathers move from side to side as he sings. Life-size bird feature details so realistic, only you will know it's not real! Use with the included perch or let him perch right on your finger! On/off switch and auto off sensor. Batteries included.  Only $14.95.


Well now I know what to get everyone for Christmas.  


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19 comments:

Dancing Branflake said...

Correction: Now I know what to get YOU for Christmas.

sporkgasm said...

I used to have a fake magnetic fish tank 'cause I knew I would kill any real animals I had. It was back when I used to do a lot of drugs. Real fish and cats everywhere are thanking me right now.

nicole said...

i'll take two. or none ;))

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

I don't want to meet the people who are buying that.

girlunwinding said...

Well if it doesn't poop I don't want it. ;-)
~Dawn

Lorena said...

I'll pass, no parakeet for me.

Caroline said...

Why? Beyond stupid... I am sure its super annoying too. Yes, a great gift for someone you hate! :)

K.Line said...

I can't believe this exists. Um, or doesn't.

Diana said...

this is funny but i think it's also sad. a fake pet? c'mon, america!!

Fragrant Liar said...

The best part is you avoid all the birdshit cleanup. Shweet!

NellieVaughn said...

I've never had a fake pet. That's a lie. I used to make dogs out of socks. I should start selling them.

cerebral e said...

My mum never let me have a pet. If only these were around when I was a kid.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Aaah, that's just sad. A bird tamagotchi... Looks frighteningly real.

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

hahaha, i actually have one of those!! it was a gift from a bird watching friend. the motion detector was shut off pretty much immediately, it's annoying as hell!

bananas. said...

bwahahahahaha!!! please PLEASE get that for everyone for christmas...pleeeease! and then video record it and send it to jimmy kimmel.

diane said...

I have a fake bluejay, my grand daughter loves it. Every once in a while I'll turn it on and put it out back as a warning to all birds who poop purple stuff on our car. My neighbors cat does wide circles around it.

Trissta said...

I'll be expecting mine in the mail.

Much Love,
Trissta

Kathryn said...

For some reason I can see this being popular in nursing homes, but personally, if I bought one it would be to give to a friend that has four cats as it would entertain/annoy them for hours.

itsCatherine said...

what sad society are we to where some marketing executive took a real chance, actually spent money, on a "pet" that requires no time, love, nurturing, or sacrifice. they really think highly of us.