Thursday, September 13, 2012

Screensavers

Does anybody else make their own screensavers at work? Things/people drive me crazy, and I find any way I can to cope with it -- like making screensavers that I might just get fired for. HA! I just put them up for a minute, get a laugh, and then feel a tiny bit better before I have to take them down.

sorry, no hugs

I CANNOT STAND that I have to hug so many people at work. Since when is this a requirement? It is almost ALMOST as bad as the European face kiss. FORGET IT. I won't do it. I just can't.


i am busy

This screensaver is in response to the question I get every single day at work: WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? I DESPISE THAT QUESTION. I just can't stand it. 

P.S. The I AM BUSY image is actually a beach towel by Rirkrit Tiravanija, which is available for purchase here.
 

14 comments:

Felicia said...

You have to hug people at work???? ICK!!!! That sounds AWFUL!! I barely like making eye contact and giving a slight wave to my coworkers.

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kim said...

forced hugs at work? sounds like a sexual harassment claim to me!

Claire Kiefer said...

Hilarious. I love it when you talk about work. :)

Gotta admit, I'm a hugger. But I am not a European fake kisser. That is absurd and I cannot condone it. Kiss like you mean it or not at all.

My screen saver? Naked Jax lying on a motorcycle.

sporkgasm said...

I currently have a cartoony American Psycho screensaver. Patrick Bateman looking at knives. No one gets it. :)

Lorena said...

You are going to have to explain here Drollie...
hug people at work ???
what's this, is there a cult involved?
what if you are sick? you spreading the germs ?

Caroline said...

I love it... And what is up with all the hugging these days???

Alisa said...

I like all of your colorful Post-it tabs!

fabulousjunk said...

hahaha.. good idea! I will now

becks
http://fabulous-junk.blogspot.com

itsCatherine said...

You are my hero.

SabinePsynopsis said...

Is there a better way to say it?!?! No!

Sarah Givens said...

Hugs should not be required.

Maegan Tintari said...

I love this. :)


PS... what's on your plate today? {kill}

melifaif said...

I need one that reads: BITCH LEAVE ME THE EFF ALONE! That could work for me...